ITS FRIDAY!
What are you going to watch today, /tv/?
>>82931922
A marathon of a show called Mighty Ships
>>82931922
Excited to leave work and go watch Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt new season
Logan
Holy shit that was terrible
What the fuck was Lynch thinking...?
pleb
>>82931635
>"maybe they won't notice that i'm a talentless hack out of his depth"
>>82931635
it was the producers' fault
Is there a single good original Netflix original series?
>>82931417
Narcos
>>82931417
Sandy Wexler
>>82931417
Bloodline
ITT: films about alcoholism
days of wine and roses
the lost weekend
Leaving Las Vegas
Barfly
Bad Santa
OMG LIFE IS SO TERRIBLE AND HUMANITY IS OUT FOR THEMSELVES WITH NO EXCEPTIONS! EVERYTHING IS BLEAK AND MEANINGLESS, FREEDOM IS A TERRIFYING THING TO STUPID PEOPLE, AND THE WORLD IS A COLD AND UNFORGIVING PLACE! LET ME DEMONSTRATE THIS BY HOLDING THE CAMERA ON THE DESOLATE BARREN WASTELAND AND THE PATHETIC MONGRELS WHO ARE THE CHARACTERS FOR MINUTES AND MINUTES AT A TIME AS THE AUDIENCE SHIFTS UNCOMFORTABLY UNDER THEIR GAZE! HA HA HA HA! I AM SUCH A GENIUS! THANK GOD I WASN'T PURGED BY STALIN OR ELSE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SHARE THIS MASTERFUL VISION WITH THE WORLD! YES, YES, LOOK AT HOW SHE TORTURES THE CAT! IT IS A METAPHOR FOR THE CORRUPTION OF POWER! YES! POWER... CORRUPTION... HUMANITY SUCKS! NOW GIVE ME MORE MONEY TO FUND MY NEXT NIHILISTIC MASTERPIECE!
i get the feel mods make these pasta threads for clickbait
>may i have this Satan's tango?
DROPPED
>>82930731
Only like 4 people on /tv/ have seen it.
When I came in to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.
>>82930284
I always felt like Van Zandt played Sil a little bit like he was retarded, it was perfect.
In reality most of them probably were a little retarded, Sicilians are halfbreeds like apes... too much Maghreb/Berber blood
Why do people hate Alien 3 ? Discuss.
It was disgusting and depressing without arousing any positive feelings. Alien and Aliens at least were fascinating and thrilling. Alien 3 was just a bad hangover.
>>82928977
> Alien and Aliens at least were fascinating and thrilling
There's a thrill throughout the first part about how the Alien got on the Sulaco and whether Newt was impregnated though
They kill Newt and Hicks as an attempt to make it more like Alien and the payoff isn't worth it because it's a fucking mess of a movie.
Oh, and it's a fucking mess of a movie that started shooting with no script, and the original director asked for his name off the project, not to mention all of the executive meddling.
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/447756/ridley-scott-alien-covenant-inane-obscene
#rekt #savage or does /tv/ think of Armond just as a nig with a thesaurus?
>>82928835
>engaging potential posters with a question
shut up Armond is ALWAYS right
>>82928835
>not knowing white is always right
I want nu/tv/ to leave
>>82928835
Used to be a good critic, now he's just mired in the political overanalysis that he claims to abhor in lefties
As much as I love Jay, he works much better in conjuction with either Rich or Mike.
Infact, an episode without Rich or Mike is a waste of time.
So.. Another Beardfat hate thread?
>>82928695
But Rich and Mike don't like or enjoy anything by David Lynch
>>82928740
Neither do I.
Why didn't Harry end up with Hermione /tv/? Memes aside, they were clearly a better match for an adult relationship than either were with Ginny or Ron.
DULLEST
Harry didn't end up with Hermione because he ended up being in the DULLEST
After the second movie Daniel spoke to Rowling and asked about the obvious future of the characters. He requested her to add a Ginny kiss scene in the next book and begged for Harry to avoid Hermione because Emma was annoying
Ship looks pretty dope. Has a gold saucer on the front of the dish I didn't notice. Also when you see the top of it, it has red markings, two down the middle and the rim of the saucer is painted red. Bridge is also on the bottom.
The nacelles looks to be TMP era though?
Wish it had more classic light grey colour though to match the era, but I suspect we will see more TOS style ships, this is probably an old NX era ship. I wonder what it's warp capability will be.
I'm fine with the show having the same visual style as the reboot movies. I just hope that they 1. Make the ships the correct fucking size, the Enterprise from the new movies is literally bigger than a Galaxy class, and 2. At least give the phasers some sort of beam option. I can understand treating them like blasters to make combat more exciting but some phaser beams would be a nice touch
>>82928211
2 decks on the engineering hull it seems, maybe 2-3 decks in the saucer?
>>82928119
That's the Shenzou though. Michelle Yeoh's ship, not the Discovery. There was no shot of the Discovery in the trailer.
It's been 6 years since the last episode. Thoughts?
>>82927883
Good riddance to overrated trash
>>82927883
Hasn't it been 8 years?
>>82927883
Overrated and a little bit corny at times, and sometimes very convoluted.
A lot of clever writing, sure, but a lot of it was contrived and very appealing to a lot of normies because it was simple enough to understand while still being a step above absolute pleb tier shit.
>in english, doc!
>>82927684
YOU HAVE AIDS
>>82927684
>In British, bruv
>>82927684
Im sorry pepe, your just a cartoon, your not real
So she will be getting a biopic, right? Who will play her?
>>82927249
Haha its funny because you said "she" and "her" while talking about this man you posted. Haha xD
Screencapping for Reddit. This is some good OC
>>82927249
>her
>>82927249
I just feel really sorry for him. There's so much pain in his eyes.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>82926984
>Who was in the wrong here?
Your father for not pulling out
Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf
i am actually surprised how likeable they made hitler in this movie