Post your favourite period pieces.
unga bunga me hate film
> It's an Australia really needs a railroad system episode
>>82688579
>It's an "Australian railroad builders are massacred by emus and drop bears" episode.
>>82688579
but it has a railway.
>>82688579
Poor Steve
>>82688726
There's got to be a better way. Maybe they should just use tank treads.
Does the Alien still scare you /tv/?
>tumblr pic
heh
>>82688543
>knowing it's from tumblr
heh
>>82688630
>it says it in the image name
nice try leddit
Do they know?
Gawain?
>>82688411
Which character is CIA in this movie?
How can this keep happening
Hey, /tv/, What cancer is Penn Jillette dying from?
it's a joke from god
>>82688265
the toughest caner of all: happiness
atheism
So how was it?
i've not seen it
complete shite
no
rm
ALAN
Oh my chili and sea bass must be here
>>82688074
Your a big dino
>>82688074
Alan?
>1997 Predators visit LA to hunt, have a xenomorph skull as a trophy.
>2004 Antarctic temple woken and predators fight xenomorphs; this process discovered to have predated humanity
>2104 David the android creates xenomorphs
>2122 Ripley makes humanity's first "documented" contact with the xenomoprhs
SO HOW'S THAT LORE HOLDING UP, FILMFAGS?
AVP isn't canon
>>82688031
>He fell for the "the AvP movies are canon" meme.
>>82688031 (You)
>>82687678
Gay luigi?
>>82687678
I wonder what's for dinner. . .
no joey
What does /tv/ think of this? It is rarely ever talked about except during awards season. I am thinking of bingeing it.
>>82687647
I really liked it, youll probably get some edgelords getting all racial in here if this thread takes off
8.5/10
>>82687647
It's pretty good. None of that WE WUZ KANGZ/DINDU NUFFIN shit.
It was discussed weekly during it's running, but the threads were eventually stormed by /pol/fags and shit.
>>82687876
That is awesome to hear, I think I'll binge it, I was afraid since I am white I might not be "right" to watch it because I will be the constant subject of ridicule. I don't mind if they take the piss if its on occasion but not every episode.
>posting on /tv/
>mom: "what are you doing?"
>"hanging out with my friends"
You are one lonely bastard but it's ok I'll be your friend
>>82687634
Same thing really but it's video game friends.
Does that mean I'm your friend?
Finn would make a fun James Bond
agreed
>another white cis male bond
no thanks
it's time for
>Bond. Jess Bond.
>>82688160
Hello students, my name is Professor Werewolf. I'll be teaching you evil magic.
>>82687440
Evil magic was what JK Rowling cast on Humanity when she wrote Harry Potter, the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
But first, could one of you children direct me to the nearest wc?
>>82687516
Kek.
That opening.
Previous thread: >>82676304
Great
Now make it move in a way that's not insane uncanny valley.
Anyone can match a still photo with a raytracer. Its not exactly rocket science. The trick is doing it in motion, which is exactly where it completely falls apart and doesnt look realistic at all
make some more CGI of this little X-girl
Why didn't Aragorn marry Arwen and just fuck Eowyn on the side? She'd allow it if he wanted. It just doesn't add up.
Because he's a King
>>82687215
No elf would tolerate being she-cucked by a human!
>>82687215
sort yourself out