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HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN

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>Tori was a massive cunt

>>82767089
hideous shit skin cunt

thanks for the blog post m8

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>>82766909
I agree for the most part but it's still not better than the original. Depending on my mood I would possibly place it second in the trilogy.

There are two kinds of people in the world:

Patricians who have seen the assembly cut and recognize the genius of Fincher and the potential of Alien 3.

Plebs who watched Prometheus and saw nothing wrong with it.

White chucks are a staple, based Gandalf

>>82766685
what did Tolken mean by this?

>>82766685
Plz tell me that's the hobbit

>>82766558

You met Tanya Washington?

i actually met brie. hot as fuck irl

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Me on the left

>>82766514
Less sex, more plot

If you watched it for the MUH BDSM THIS MOVIE GETS ME BECAUSE I AM HATE VANILLA SEX LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD then you are gonna be dissapointed

if you generally liked the movie you will like the second one

this whole le BDSM handsome man shit was KONY2012 levels of mass scam.

Pretty boring. I watched it for unintentional humor and spanking, but most of it is relationship stuff.

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>>82766427
So these guys are th equivalent of the future Alpha Omega cobalt bomb worshippers of the original Battle for the Planet of the Apes?

If so, who are the other humans they are fighting in the trailers?

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SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS PREPARE TO

*record scratch*

SHAKE THAT FAT ASS

*Turn Down For What Starts Playing

>>82766427
>reminder that this will be another "savages vs people with military grade weaponry and training" movie where the savages constantly kick their asses and there is no tension or suspension of disbelief because of it

It was a big audience.

>>82766317
He needs a better vetting process for admission.

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Imagine being Colbert and being really into comedy, doing sketch and improv work. You make films like strangers with candy. Then you get your big break with being a daily show correspondent. Making regular money, and maybe getting a career in a major show or movie. But you become know doing an impersonation of a republican. You watch Carrel with a hit tv show. You get to play second fiddle behind stewart, doing a minstrel impression of a man who is already a character. And you do this. For. Years. But finally you get a spot on late night. Finally big leagues with big league pay and big league recognition. Then your ratings arent so good. Rumors circulate of being replaced. Then Trump comes along. Reluctantly you start doing bits about him here and there. Somehow he wins. You still hold out for a bit, but before inauguration day you cave and start doing tons of bits on trump. Reviving shit you thought you left behind to make fun of trump. Doing 10min monologues all about trump. Even bringing him up in fucking interviews. This gets the ratings, and this is now your life. You went from being a caricature of a republican every night to talking endlessly about someone you call a caricature of a human. And there is no escape. This is not an exit.

Marry Kate, fuck Roon Roon on the side.

>>82766199
>it's a Kate bullies Rooney so Rooney makes a thread on /tv/ in the hope people like her more than Kate episode

>>82766199
This is me coming to the realization that those are two different people
Mind blown

>>82766081
mmm fat pusy

mother of burgers

>>82766081
THIIIIIICCC

>>82765920
I wouldn't show them all the movies, just Alien and Aliens.

Showed my friends alien for their first time and they all laughed when the chest buster slid off the table that was clearly on a track.

We stopped the movie right there and watched the only real alien movie worth watching where the chest buster sings and dances on a diner bar table.

>>82766075
>Aliens
>scary

KEK

>Vickers will never hire you personally

Batman v Superman

>>82765857
>nobody will ever believe my theory that Vickers was Peter Weyland's son.

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Please kill yourself if you watched and enjoyed the US version faggot.

Korean version was truly kino.

>>82765812
Punch Drunk Love
Badlands
Drive
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

No one cared who I was until I put on the jacket

>>82765778
For you

>>82765778
This is just baneposting with a new coat of paint. Apply yourself

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Reminder Rey beat Kylo despite that he's stronger than Sheev.

>>82765850
did they say he was stronger than sheev

>>82765772

a BLACKED posting disruption can mean only one thing...

>>82765634

I saw Ted Danson in Sedona and he was really pissed off. Kept mumbling about "crystals" and a "secret Vortex"

Really fucking weird.

>>82765634
do you mean see him eat whole foods, saw makes no sense

>>82765634
I think you're confusing whole foods with subway and mangos with 10 different footlongs.