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>>82850431
This is the most kino slice of life scene in all of media

>>82850431

So the sign is way too big for the text? LOL

No, it was formerly named Chuck's Feed and Seed. The joke is that people think Sneed intentionally named the store that way

>>82850301
idk man I was never a retard like you

>>82850315
Well we all can't be Mr. Awesome

>>82850301
Wanna marry a Disney Princess? Move to Orlando or LA. They're a dime a dozen in those places.

shut up geezer

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>>82850258
>I just assume they are just as annoying/dumb as me and my coworkers.
>he actually admits he ever thought otherwise

I know what you mean. its more or less ruined most forms of media for me, especially music.

I'd rather watch Anne with a 'D' if you catch my drift

>>82850368
Kek

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>>82850368

>>82850058
It was a mix of the former and the later both.

While the writers have portrayed Jared consistently as a loser who everyone bullies (to the point of stripping him of his actual name), they've made cryptic references over the years that he's capable of violence and is a walking time bomb that is one bad day from exploding.

>>82850164
He also fucks

>>82850164
Also, he had no trouble whatsoever getting laid the moment he set out to do so. So yeah, he might be well capable of killing a man if he needs to cross that line.

>>82850038
it's actually campy as fuck

Fuck

is that Sarah Bolger?

>>82849963
Sarah Bolger - real sexy!

JUST

FUCK

>>82849891
>believing in "same age" meme
>not marrying women at least 10 years younger

how fucking shitty it is after years of marriage to realize that you dont want your old hag of a wife anymore.

brainwashed cuckold brought it on himself.

"Ain't No Science for Goyim"

>>82849877
>"Bill Nye lives long enough to become the villain."


kek

>>82849877
I never understood the Bill Nye hate meme. He made science cool for kids and wears a fucking bow tie. There's nothing there to even be mad at.

sounds like a cashgrab to me

never get hyped for anything

>>82849915
Could be but I feel like it's Netflix's attempt to prove they can make a critically acclaimed film.

They've spent $105 million on it and I can't see them making that back in subscriptions.

Seems more like an investment in industry respect.

>>82849854
Grotesque. De Niro with a bunch of CG bullshit on his face, proving that his loss of talent is total. Al Pacino, disfigured for vanity's sake, unrecognisable as the man he was. Pesci, never really an actor, now an Ent. Scorsese, clapped-out, disillusioned and nearly done, making a cash-in that won't earn. Not my idea of fun.

Has Trump ever been in a simpsons episode?

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>it's ANOTHER /pol/ bait thread

>>82850352
They aren't even trying anymore.

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Literally watching this now OP. It's very slow for a horror movie the characters seem alright and I have a feeling it's gonna get good, as long as it stays bloody.

Also I haven't seen Matthew Fox in anything that wasn't Lost since that Vantage Point movie so this is a treat.

>>82849883
is a slow burn anon there is a grisly as fuck scene at the end that i reccomend you skip cause
1. it adds nothing to the story
2. its realistic in its savagery to a point
3.felt nauseated thinking about it even 2 days later and im not a wimp when it comes to gore.
4. or dont
5. >tfw daddy russel will never be your cowbro

>>82849790
very

himself

>>82849739

interesting point

>>82849734
the mile high club

>>82849478
Your premiss indicates that you'd like to discuss underrated movies but your subject and the rest of your post indicates that you're only interested in discussing True Romance, which is actually adequately rated and very well-known.

>>82849539
An astute observation (at least for someone who can't spell 'premise', just busting balls a little...), because I was going to originally make this a thread about how different True Romance and Natural Born Killers would have turned out if Quentin Tarantino had directed them. Then I started thinking that a significant gaggle of /tv/ posters might not even be aware that Tarantino wrote both of those movies, so the conversation might devolve into 'Yeah, and what if Eli Roth directed The Prestige' and 'What if Cronenberg directed The Hangover' and God knows what else.

Then I figured that it didn't really matter. Oliver Stone wanted to make a statement on the glorification if violence in the media, while QT probably just intended it to be a bloody Bonnie and Clyde rehash. You don't really have to think much to see Stone's handprints on Natural Born Killers.

True Romance was a bit different, because I would genuinely be interested in what Quentin might have done differently, but I'm not altogether sure anyone could name 5 Tony Scott movies, much less elucidate on where his directorial decisions may have delineated from Tarantino's script.

The casting of the film was also legendary. It was James Gandolfin I'd first role, and he knocked it out of the park. Any film that gives Walken, Hopper, Chris Penn, Tom Sizemore Sam Jackson, and Gary Oldman all barely ten minutes of screentime is amazing. But browsing through the threads, I'm not sure if anyone cares because it's not a cartoon, a superhero movie, or a YouTube channel.

I threw in the 'underrated movies' thing at the end so maybe this could gain some traction in another way. Basically, I wanted to make a thread that wouldn't die out after 40 replies for people sick of a lot of the board's recent content. And the three movies I mentioned in the OP are all underrated as fuck. Fair enough?

>>82850542
Are you a girl?

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>>82849454
>no funny shit

>>82849454
>Fuck you inb4 Rick and Morty.
I'm guessing you've already seen it?

how big is that dog