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>>82851835
pity bump

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>>82851835
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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Speaking of MJH. Question for 90s kids and early 2000s kids: Which incarnation of Sabrina the witch did you think cuter and hotter? 3DPD or 2D?

>>82851593
the marvel MCU is the biggest franchise in the world right now and it is all pure pulp.

Nolan and Synder are/were the showrunners for DC movies and both preferred gritty or dark movies.

There are a lot of grimdark batman comics. And most comic book movies are colorful and pulpy, even Batman's film history is mostly bright, colorful, schlocky and weird.

>>82851680
Most comic book movies try to bury their cheesy roots, practically abandoning their traditional roots. Marvels' movies have a lighter tone but have such dull and generic ways of presenting themselves.The colors are muted and dull, favoring bland environments for their climactic showdowns. The general design is an attempt to "modernize" this world, but the original designs usually get either lost or butchered in the fray.

Am I the only one who wants an honest to god adaptation of these works? Why do we cater to superficial audiences who resent the inherent campiness of these works?

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>MUH CUBS

>MUH OSCAR

>>82851576
>muh tree niggers

>>82851544
You guys are really desperate.

>>82851544

I want to fuck that emo bitch emoji

>The emoji movie happens
Nice advertisement line.

only the latter

And Enoby Dark'ness

>>82851519
>>>/t/umblr

Yes.

No.

>>82851703
>>82851729
Fuck you.

This was actually a pretty good flick.

Meant to present an extreme image of blacks subconscious perception of whites so as to better help us to understand them.

I had a good time with it.

>>82851765
So kinda the opposite of me watching cops or the crime channel?

>>82851765
>Meant to present an extreme image of blacks subconscious perception of whites so as to better help us to understand them.
They get creeped out when white people are nice to them and secretly want to murder us all?

>>82851305
Looks like someone's ban was lifted.

>>82852490

what does it matter to you?

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OOH WAH AH AH I AM IN THE DULLEST, TTHE DULLEST FRANCHISA. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>82851202
I call everyone friendo IRL.
Only one person has gotten the reference.

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>>82851202
this scene introduced me to asmr I don't even care how much of a faggot that makes me

call 'em

>>82851184
DUDE MEN VOICING WOMEN ITS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT USUALLY HAPPENS GOT EM XD XD LMAO

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>>82851316
shut up nigga you tv fags do that dude lmao shit all the time for no reason

>>82851415
You live in Sydney, faggot? Wanna meet up and fight?

/jp/, since /tv/ has delusional aspirations to be some kind of meme factory instead of a place to discuss television and film

/mu/ desu

>>82850979
belong to*

sorry for typo.

The movies

Are boring

And not well acted

I don't understand what can lead someone to get it into their heads that anyone fucking cares about their kiddie movies enough to start a 'smear campaign' against one retarded 'cinematic universe' in favour of another. People just pay the goddamn ticket and go to see the fucking movie. No one except for the saddest fucks are reading up about the potential reshoots of some superhero flick and using that to contribute to their conspiracy theories about brand wars. It wouldn't happen with any other brands except for comic book films. You don't see people reading up and incessantly posting on the current nuances of the advertising and media campaigns of, like, Coke and Pepsi or McDonalds and Burger King like irrational fucking retards.

>>82850893
Going to have to try harder Mousekeeter. People are catching on

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The arch nemesis

>>82850843
Nobody.

>>82850843
Finn.

It's emasculating to have someone pay for your dinner. Why do you think in an age where we're gender equality is still a thing all men still want to pay the cheque.

If you take someone out to dinner, you're paying. It's a nice gesture from Finn but really you should just wait until the cheque comes and offer to pay or contribute, then the host can either accept or tell you no, as most will do.

getting real sick of your shit shatner.

Whatever happened to this guy?

Best show. Comfiest show. I wish more people talked about it.

>>82850477
No shit

Based on?
The surrogate daughter? lol

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