What in the actual fuck, this movie might've been the worst thing I've seen my whole life.
I was expecting Burn After Reading type of movie, but my god this was pure shit.
>>82907344
Wow, it's worse than Burn After Reading?
you're wrong
>>82907344
>le there is no point, thats the point xD
coen brothers are so hit or miss i dont know how they can have the filmography that they do
Who did it better?
>>82907111
STOP INVINCIBLE SON
YOU CANNOT STOP MY HEART ATTACK.
because only I can detect my own heart beat
and invincible son you have killed me with your young pride
>>82907111
The one where his dad doesn't commit suicide for literally no reason.
79, no contest.
What did they mean by this?
media blitz armistice
watch this movie and drop out of the reality that makes you constantly butt hurt for a while
any show without trump in it is going to be trump-less
I want to get into Lynch, but I'm easily spooked. Movies like "Don't Breath" can give me panic attacks.
it's very unsettling and there is one jump scare
There's one spooky scene and it's early in the film
If you can get past it you're safe
not unless you find nonsensical pointless pretentious bullshit frightening.
what went wrong?
Shitty villain
no one cares about antman and this was an early sign that people in general don't really care about capeshit and people are starting to force themselves to feel hype about upcoming marvel movies
>>82906880
Who was the villain?
I watched it but I can't remember
WATCH IT, CHRISSY!
>>82906823
so where back to dedicated threads huh?
I never watched the sopranos and probably won't, ever.
This meme has no power on me.
WATCH IT JIMMY
>King Kong movie
>stars Brie Larson
>she doesn't get tied up in a skimpy outfit to be sacrificed to Kong
that's like the best part of any Kong movie
Kong ripped an entire digestive system of a skullthing with the hand he was carrying her in, true gentleman.
There's just something about the combination of skinny arms and huge titties that keep me going.
>>82906821
This Kong is an Alpha, the past ones were just betas. Putting pusy up on a pedestal and shit
-I hate this movie because the characters were so stupid
go on anon, tell us how you would have reacted in those situations from Alien Covenant. Tell us how you saved the entire crew including James Franco.
inb4 "I would have not changed the plan and proceeded to go to our destination"
but that was already mentioned by one of the crew members, also they were frightened to go sleep again after the horrible accident.
inb4
>wear a fucking helmet even if there is oxygen.
Even if they had Helmets, David would have found a way to inject them sooner or later.
>>82906656
What a fucking stupid post.
Anyone going on a mission like that IRL would've had the best training, and there would be serious consequences if they didn't follow protocol.
Also, get a real job instead of shilling shitty films.
actually I agree.
Once they set foot on David'd planet they were fucked including anybody from /tv.
Nobody on /tv would have survived.
I would actually say certain characters in the movie are smarter than your average /tv autist, like that cowboy hat.
Like, imagine anon being stuck in a ship with a fucking Xenomorph.
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
I prefer these dubs.
I'm not 12 so no.
Let's see Paul Allen's dubs
I have to say,it looks good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4C1gnqdrew
I found myself somewhat attracted to the mummy. She seems pretty yummy
>>82906483
If you put all the trailers together you got the whole movie
>54 yo
>keeps delivering action kino
I love this guy
Is anyone watching this?
I'm fucking loving it. It has an early Coen Brother's vibe mixed with "The Office" that for some reason is making me crack every single episode. Which is strange because I rarely laugh at comedy and when I do is for the wrong reasons.
Thoughts? opinions?
Pretty much the only good amazon show
>>82906440
This is one of those shows where the main character is one of the weakest parts of the show.
>>82906699
Yeah. For some reason though every time he has to deal with the ramdom shit that comes to him I start laughing.
Who would win in a fight?
>>82906414
Batman with prep time
>>82906414
depends if you're talking about the CW version of the Flash or literally any other incarnation
>>82906414
Flash. Flash just gets Batman to get him a sample of the cold virus or a way to remove the mask (it would be extremely painful) and then Flash punches him at light speed.
why include jonesy in the promo material when he's in the movie for like 2mins?
Jonesy had more lines than Brett
He's important to the movie
because kitties are awesome :3c
Logan - Is this just embarrassing to DC fans? Darker than BvS, better action scenes, 92% on RT. How can DC fans cope?
>>82906204
Well it does defeat the argument that critics hate dark comic book movies. But I partly blame that being a thing on the fact that critics have been bitching about DC movies being too dark, which is the least of those movies problems.
it's not MCU it's FOX so it doesn't ping their crybaby radar.
>>82906204
DC has such a rich well of shit to pull from, but they put a fucking braindead retard at the helm and expected him to lead a cinematic universe. Then, when he wasn't feeling up to task, they overedited the shit out of it, gave building up their future villains TO A FUCKING TRAILER HOUSE, and generally made a bunch of really boneheaded Jewish decisions.
I don't think DC's inferior. Their film department is just run by a bunch of fucking morons.
what are the must watch films from the silent movie era?
Stop being a hipster and watch something watchable
La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc
a trip to the moon
frankenstein (1910)
the wind
piccadilly
nosferatu
the man who laughs
broken blossoms
wings
or you could pick and choose from this list
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls000004717/?start=1&view=detail&sort=listorian:asc