25% of Seinfeld episodes would be quickly resolved if they had smartphones.
What's the deal with twitter? Some orange tomato man is president? I mean come on?!
>tinder exists
>Jerry is with a different girl in every scene
>Jerry we can't find the car in the parking garage the fish are gonna die!
>Oh no problem i used the parking app to locate the car using GPS
>Credits roll
Dark song, it comes at night and the void. This has been good year for horror movies. Im sure It will be good too.
Raw was nice as well. IT looks better than the original.
>>87227886
oh yeah, forgot about Raw. That movie was pretty hot
>>87227817
only one of those is good though
Is anyone actually looking forward to Captain Marvel?
>>87411361
>captain mardyel
>>87411361
No but she has great tits
>>87411789
This
honestly i stopped looking forward to all marvel movies, they're mostly the same anyway
i sort of want to watch spiderman 2 just to see how much more they can ruin the lore but that's it
>ywn have a qt oriental psycho girlfriend that can kick your ass
>>87227769
That's a man.
I couldn't develop anything even resembling a fuck to give about her character.
Why has nobody taken HD pics of her bloody soles? That was way more lewd than any of the shots of Colleen. I know Elektra looks kinda scary in the face but still.
>He's gonna steal your waifus
>the Eternal Tuga Strikes Again
would you still marry her if you knew she has the evil incarnate as a son?I wouldLittle Evil general
>>87227658
I only watched it so i can laugh at the main actors mouth
>How old are you amy?
>12...13 in september
>old enough for kisses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWZ3EHjUx_E
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ALLOWED???
>>87227574
It was a different time and the girl ends up helping to kill him anyway.
>>87227574
oh fuck
its art
>We saw more death and even the smell of death.
What emotion is this expression meant to convey?
Sn-
>>87227505
a chuck well fucked
>>87227505
Why did he heave a condom in his pocket?
ITT: cinema stories
>heading into glynn's cinema, rodge running a little late
>"oh alright glynn just a pack of the maltesers and any of the scrumpy going"
>"twenty five pounds"
>glynn's got a taste for cash in hand
>"come on glynn, i thought i was talking to the organ grinder and not the monkey"
>"i am charging a bit dear"
>settle for fifteen and head in
>texting llanarth rodge's new number to tell him i've got scrumpy and we're ready to roll, aisle five ("five and alive")
>text back "you've got the wrong number"
>shaking my head because rodge is up to doings
>film starts
>films ends
>no rodge
>walk out
>rodge haggling with glynn over the price of scrumpy
>rodge: "i don't remember you giving half a mind to prices when you were the quad-bike bandit taking duck eggs from betridge's farm"
>glynn: "we've been on the back-and-forth here for the best part of an hour and a half now"
>rodge: "well if you're going to be a tight cunt it only takes you five seconds to show me the door"
>sit down, get comfy
>farmer sitting in front of us turns round, doffs flat-cap, recognises me
>'nice to see ya courting'
>'aye'
>'not courting heavy tho are ya'
>'how do you work that out then'
>'no maltesers is it'
>shakes his maltesers at us
>'textbook scram a pack of maltesers mind you'
>film starts
>whispering behind me
>'new blacksmith down cords lane looking for apprentices mind'
>'watch he don't end up with jokers like these two'
>'aye.'
>long pause
>'tough old trade as it is'
>walk into cinema, alone
>settle in
>voice booming from the back "oi no sweaty bettys in here mate"
>turn round its llanarth rodge with a few tins of scrimpy
>"oh alright rodge"
>"cider glider with me?"
>accept his invitation, go sit next to him
>"you been rolling round in the hay with some pooftas have you"
>"nah just bailing"
>rodge finishes his scrimpy, throws it down on the floor with some contempt
>"nothing like bailing mind you. hang on, its fucking christian bale in this! christian hay-baler. fuckin hel imagine that, not batman but the Bale Man!"
>"do well round here"
>"big time. big box office takings i reckon...glynn [owner] wouldnt have to take that remortgage"
Alright, let's cut the crap. Did Coop ever really stand a chance of "beating" Judy whatsoever? Or was there just no hope of good ever 9vercoming evil in the show?
>>87411186
Yes but Lynch likes dark endings to make people emotionally affected/keep thinking about it.
He's a hack.
If he didn't have a chance, then why did the Fireman et al give a shit about him
>>87411186
Judy can't be beaten, but neither can Laura with Coop's assistance.
Daily reminder that if you prefer the one on the right, you have shit taste in movies.
spider man 2 was best one. dr oc himself makes it better than whole MCU combined
According to who? You? I laugh. It would be a badge of honor to have opinions that are diametrically opposed to yours, seeing as how you possess the least desirable traits a human being could have.
god the new spider man movie was bad
Confession thread?
I've never seen Blade Runner or know what it's about.
>>87410602
then why don't you watch it, you stupid fagot?
>>87410602
I tried watching Blade Runner thrice, but got bored about 30% through and went to sleep every time.
Every time /tv/ says that something is bad. I assume it's good.
say something nice about him
>>87410337
hes white
GET BACK TO WORK FOR FUCKS SAKE JUSTICE LEAGUE IS HANGING BY A THREAD
>>87410337
Even his selfies are pure kino.
A Dance with Dragons edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN711viMMe8
>>87222633
aagggghhh...
But this is DEGENERACY and INCEST
>>87227435
Which one is Euron gonna snag?