She's a less attractive JGL
Davey, is that you?
JGL?
I'd help her build that cabin and live in it with her tbhfam
Face it, it's going to be a masterpiece
>>82957039
It's gonna be trash
>>82957095
This post is so autistic
>>82957132
Looks fine to me starshitter
What about the droid attack on the Wookies?
Who gives a flying fuck Wookies are a dumb as fuck alien species
When has ANY wookie done something that a droid can't do? They're geurilla warfare mongols and never help anybody with their shit
Why was Kashyyyk a "critical planet"? Definitely not any resource reason.
>>82957126
was at a crucial area for key hyperspace lanes
TRY CRASHING MY PLANE NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD
HE DIDN'T LISTEN TO HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS SO WELL!
DUBS?
>>82957013
Way to be a huge faggot, THIS is how you do it
is it any good?
Could the thing assimilate the boss baby?
It was unnecessary. You could see the same thing by looking at the orange buffoon in the White House.
it was kino
Movies you thought were a fever dream
this movie doesnt get enough love
Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich
>>82956713
Really comfy flick desu desu
Does anyone else have a problem getting into series with Fake "Girl Power!" female heroes?
It's particularly flagrant in "Young Adult" genre. Shows like Fucking The 100, or movies like the Divergent or Hunger Games series. I mean let's be real, post apocalyptic there is no Fucking way these scrawny women are going to be in leadership roles. No Fucking way.
You're telling me this Lexa chick is some Warrior Commander? Yeah bullshit. She's a Fucking concubine at best.
they get a pass when they're cute
>>82956533
no, because tough female characters are either relegated to side characters or romantic interest.
the trope is literally to insure female characters aren't totally useless aside from vagina.
Lexa has an AI chip in her brain so it works, but other females like octavia and clark are tough just for the sake of survivability in harsh settings.
Clarke literally can't operate without Bellamy
Octavia is more of a stealth warrior rather than battle tank like. So I let her slide.
>clark will never sit on your face
What are some actors with emotional eyebrows?
>>82956520
So talented...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZxEuXG3hkI
Would literally marry.
>>82956520
>millenials actually prefer emilia clarke over groucho marx' brow game
what is even real anymore?
What is the apple pie with a slice of cheddar of cinema?
>>82956485
MOOOOOODS
what's wrong with americans?
>>82956532
>>82956485
But also to answer your question any americana satire
>Christian "movies"
*tips fedora*
>>82956404
Some Euro ones are okay.
American Christian "movies" are basically a product of various Christian sects figuring out that they should start using telejew tactics to spread their faith(and failing because not understanding that telejew is mostly about subversion).
>>82956404
>not being a christian and watching christian kinos with your fellows on the church
dude
Oh you didn't know this was happening? Well, it is. Wonder Woman is a wash. Let's talk about the inevitable Xena remake.
What do you want to see? Who do you want to see? Directors? Studios? Come on.
Also post HQ Lucy's if you have them
> WB run by monkeys in suits, never bothered to cast lucy lawless as wonder woman's mother
just fucking kill me now
There was a television Xena reboot in the works but it seems to have gone into developmental hell. I would rather see a theatrical series.
>>82956677
jesus christ look at her. fuck warner bros for a wasted opportunity
Watched Allen Covenant, have two questions
[Spoiler] How did an engineer ship with David's eggs pop up on the planet in Alien and what happens to the colonists and David?[/spoiler]
>>82956253
press ctrl+s in the reply box to not fuck up spoilers
David kills Walter and Shaw.
David plans to do more experiments while heading to Origae-6.
We still don't have a clear indication of what the space jocky was up to. We can only speculate that either it intended to retaliate for David's actions or just the unspecified desore to genocide humanity alluded to in prometheus. Hell maybe it was just fleeing its home planet.
Post conspiracy core.
Manchurian candidate
Ghost writer
Conspiracy
>>82956219
Just watched that movie yesterday on Netflix. While the tech is otherworldly, it's still a fine flick, but only because Gene Hackman is such a fucking great actor.
>>82956880
the wife character is a little hamfisted
decent movie though, and has actually aged well given all the shit that has happened since
can you act /tv/?
Biting makes them white?
>>82956278
It's censored BLACKED for /tv/
The thumbnail makes it look like he's sucking dick
I went into this shit clear headed and excited.. What a let down! Jesus has there ever been a more predictable movie ever. I half enjoyed the build up but the second half was so cheesy and predicable. Not to mention the full blow liberal porn that this movie really was. Did it really get such good reviews because the liberal media and hipster fucks actually trying to push this stretched warped demonization of uppity white suburbia. Did BLM endorse this shit what a crap movie. Explain to me how this is different then Birth of a nation (1915) besides the obvious separation of american culture and level of violence it prompted. Strait liberal propaganda.. not even entraining. The hype for this shit even more so proves my point. Gonna go watch hostel to forget i ever saw this shit haha
>>82956197
The difference is that when you demonize white people liberals will always rush to your defense.
>>82956197
It's funny because the far-lefters who praise the movie for being 'eye-opening' are glossing over that the white people in that movie represent THEM, not actual racists
>>82956197
The fact that your only criticism for the film is that it triggered your identitarian views speaks volumes for the film.