>Movie centered around teenagers.
>Actors portraying them are in their mid-late 20's.
Percy Jackson.
>guy has the power to stop time
>doesnt rape
>>82987186
Only one of them is black, so 1/3rd rape.
Well... I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-bitch Bison's ass so HARD... that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home... and who wants to go with ME!
>Guile is a UN world soldier
No, Guile is a USAF major and does not have a thick, almost retard-tier Belgian accent.
This movie was humorous but totally disrespected the source material. It's almost as bad as SF2V making Ken and Ryu gay.
>>82985707
>implying the movie would have gotten made if they didn't have a retarded belgian in the lead
t. retarded belgian
>>82985616
Thanks for posting literally THE best Video Game Movie Of All Time.
why was it the actual guy and not the fake Simpsons version of it? that'd be like Mayor Quimby actually being John F Kennedy or Krusty actually being Bozo the Clown
>>82985478
this also got to me
>>82985478
Because they want to keep using Rainier Wolfcastle and Quimby as the Springfield analogs.
>>82985478
Especially when they already have the obvious version of him Rainier Wolfcastle
what if they just shot him?
Robots are well known for their sense of honor
>>82985510
Grievous ordered them to back off. They were going to lit his ass up.
LITERALLY only one real thing in that shot
Watch me. I'll do the fingering.
i haven't seem alien covenant yet someone explain to me this joke
I wish Michael Fassbender would finger me :3
>>82985427
David teaches Walter how to play the flute and says the word "fingering".
What does /tv/ think of Tiny Rick?
Haha hes morty? Why they gotta put him like that... Haha. tiny ricky... Morty ricky. Ricky so fun. Tiny rick... PICKLE rick... Haha!! Ha ha ha!!! Pickle rick! Pickle rick!!!!
HELL TO THE FR*CK YES!! I signed three sauce petition just because of this hella epic ep, and I can't wait until McDonalds brings back their based Szechaun sauce LOL! WUBALUBADUBDUB WE DID IT REDDITBROS *gets schwifty*
>this will do.
>It's all a fugazi
>"a fugazi dad?"
>yeah yeah fugazi, fugayzi, its a waazy, its a woozy its *whistle* FAIRY DUST, it doesn't exist, it is NO MATTER, it's never landed, it's not on the elemental chart, ITS NOT FUCKING REAL MURPH I AM GOING INTO A FUCKING WORMHOLE
>>82985081
she's so pale she looks dead next to him
>>82985190
She's yummy.
>>82985190
What does /tv/ think of J.J. Abrams?
>>82985046
Hack
>>82985046
Kike
>>82985046
Bike
>Mfw absolutely no-one on /tv/ comprehends the real meaning behind Covenant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsdyahvKN3g
This. This was ACs Downfall. I did not care about these characters.
Everyone was memeing Danny McFucking Bride but he was the most likeable and real character. Even Daniel's rang hollow. She was giving the dead girlfriend motivation like comic book hero's get.
I care about the crew of the nostromo I even care about the Marines from the sluco.
Example of worthless characters. When the fags boyfriend dies from the face burster he embraces him as a lost partner but NO WHERE in the movie are they shown as a couple. It makes the scene of him crying over his dead cock holster fucking meaningless and contrived.
>>82984844
that bioweapon pretty much told us everything, such weapons actually exist and they attack each different race(asian,black,white), hence the reason the elites wants all of humanity to race mix so they only need to make one strain to destroy all of humanity(except them and their servants)
>>82984844
You wrote nothmoho wrong.
Who are some underrated actresses you would like to see in more roles?
For me it's Rebecca hall
>>82984831
Great choice anon, she's fucking gorgeous.
I have a weird thing for Anne Dudek (she played the bitch in house, and was in the magicians and currently on the flash). She's not super attractive, very average, but there is soemthign about her personality that turns me on bigtime. You can't tell from pictures, you need to see her act, but she always comes off like she has some really dirty thoughts in the back of her head, or a dirty comment on the tip of her tongue that shes holding back. She comes off as a complete fucking nymphomaniac (sorta like Judy Greer). I get the feeling that she likes to play as both a dominatrix, and a submissive little bitch that loves to be spanked or choked. She just seems horny all the time and I find it hot.
bamp
Dakota
what are some british kinos? they're so good at gritty, realistic and depressing films
Bronson
Lock stock and two smoking barrels
Snatch
tyrannosaur
four lions
28 days later
Britain is gritty and depressing, I hate our films, there's no escapism.
>Black drug-dealer who sells fried chicken.
What were they thinking? It was a different time.
wow how helpful you can atleast tell us WHAT show you're referencing? not everyone here watches tv 24/7
>>82984640
Game of Thrones
>>82984594
Argentinians are white, dumbass.
What did they mean by this?
haha Chucks suck and fuck
I think it's a reference to a character from the manga
Chucks suck and fuck, duh :)
Is there any robot who could defeat Razer?
I stopped watching it when it became all about wedges and spinning. I have no idea why it was on comedy central though
>>82984748
Now it's all about muh empowerement and familia, with a few minutes of robot action.
I want to watch a show with superheroes, but turns out there are a lot of them. What's the best one?
Flash, of course. Even with how much worse S2 and S3 are compared to S1 it is still leagues above the rest.
>>82984413
Watch Seasons 1 and 2 of Arrow then stop before it makes you hate yourself
True.
Flash. The Flash