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>>83044519
Few people know this but the kid actually went on to fuck the mulatto in the red hat.

>>83044519
IMMAGINE

I hope he didn't get shamed away from a dancing career. For all we know, he could be dancing with Lexee right now

into the trash I cast it

Sara Kestelman as Kreia.

>western turn-based
>JRPG-style retard combat
there isn't an excuse for this

Yes. For black men.

>>83044311
Are you ignorantly referring to ius primae noctis?

Is your only source of knowledge the flick Braveheart?

>>83044381

>im really smart because i read a wikipedia article

ok buddy

this is a pamela brown waifu thread

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Thanks for update, Boris.

Unless you're one of the weaponized autists who does this for free. You're not that pathetic, are you, anon?

>>>/pol/

>it's yet another 2:00 am and Truman is watching random tv movies with commercials every 7 minutes (he's counting) to stretch out the length and fill more time and he has no idea why he's doing this when he could just be asleep episode

>it's a truman realizes he actually has a big dick but he's too ugly and socially retarded to ever get to use it episode
Nice to know, though.

>it's a truman is so easily triggered to jerk off that he can barely enjoy television or browsing the internet because beautiful women are unavoidable and now even mindless entertainment has become a chore.

no.

>>83043514
/thread

Seriously that tall tales episode isn't too bad

Yes.

There's atleast a couple of good episodes each season. I'm not defending new Simpsons, on a whole it's pretty bad, but it's a meme that all new simpsons episodes are bad.

liberal

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who is this hot daddy?

>>83043314
He's a tryhard edgelord faggot who managed to get famous despite having no musical ability. Also, claims autism, probably just another gimmick. Caused his roommate's death by being a coward. Now he wants to be a movie star because he's an attention whore. Fuck Henry Rollins.

>>83043242
I'm out of the capeshit phase

who do I apologize to

She doesn't have a very good grip on that tank

I admit it was slightly disappointing. It was mostly just references to the original, along with an obnoxious remix of Iggy Pop's Lust for Life to end it all. The scenes with Begbie were pretty great, though.

>>83043149
Worth it. People calling it a nostalgia wank missed the point entirely even though there's a scene that literally addresses that line of thought in the film. The film is meant to be a memorial to misspent youth, not a jerk off to the good times.

>>83043149
it didn't ruin anything, but you're better off not watching it as it didn't add anything and was mostly just wanking itself off to the first film. the fact that they acknowledge it a bit doesn't make it better, it means they knew they were doing it and didn't stop themselves, kind of worse really.

Just make Dumais Wells and I'll be happy

>>83043159
>the front rank of the Shaido exploded
I know it's well-regarded but did anyone else lol at this?

>>83044304
When I picture it in my head I get a laugh that if it's done poorly it will be so hilarious.

Though when I first read it I was just hype.

>Rahvin making Morgase sex slave
>Graendal making everyone sex slaves
>Saldean women needing it rough
>Tylin raping Mat, later bound and snuffed

Yeah the show has enough tit material.
Although not too much in book 1, though I guess you could have Matt bang some random whores since we never know when/how he lost his virginity, just that his first on scree lover with a name was that evil Aiel woman.

>>83043097
fantastic film by the way

really in an over the top dramatized way explains whats happening and whats wrong with the world today

>>83043097
I still couldn't tell if that was an actual movie or just some weirdly specific fever dream commercial.

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>>83043097
I liked it, kinda weird how it's flown under the radar completely.


Voyage of the Rock Aliens, people have probably seen it but don't remember it. Had it on VHS recorded from tv as a kid.

Fight Club
RoboCop

Home alone

there's a similar shot in jackie brown iirc

>>83042925
>American film criticism is a fucking joke.
No shit.

I did enjoy the hell out of The Handmaiden though. Darkly funny (hanging scene had me in fucking tears), and intriguing as hell. I'm glad I took some anon's advice to drain my balls before I saw the movie, shit was hot.

Dillon!

>>83042925
I'm about to watch this movie very soon. Chan-wook is fucking god-tier. Loved Oldboy, loved Thirst. It's ridiculous how good Korean cinema is.

what? she let them out?

>>83042947
https://i.imgur.
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>>83042807
Marrying a movie producer

>>83042772
You tell me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTZU3woXGAs

>>83042824
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>girls: he's so dreamy

I am literally the driver AMA