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>looks like meat's back on the menu boys
>menu
do orcs have restaurants?
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Yes, tolken covered it in great depths, after the great wars that took place in LOTR, the orcs became much less focused on fighting and instead focused their skill with blades to develop a deep passion for cooking.
Whilst their appearance is doltish, their palette is one of the finest in middle earth, making them suitable as chefs, I hear that some of those orcs are about to get their third michellin star.
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>>83060051
They've probably been to a pub or two before.
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>>83060051
Menu means 'little list,' and during the Napoleonic era Napoleons soldiers were given a choice of two options if circumstances allowed (usually a different meat in the stew). So I guess orcs could have developed a Napoleonic style logistics system?
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Why hasn't she been in anything recently? And no, The Neon Demon isn't recent enough.
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she got insanely fat after her husband divored her when he found out that she was cheating him with a black guy
she's not going to get any roles anymore
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>>83060145
Laughing at stuff like this makes me question how smart I am, but these are so funny.
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>>83060145
I don't care if these are shooped
MOMMY I WANT
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DARK UNIVERSE Announced; Johnny Depp As Invisible Man, Javier Bardem As Frankenstein's Monster
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what happens when The Mummy flops?
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Kino confirmed
at least we'll have some grown men in this shared universe
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Hadn't they announced this ages ago?
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>>83060042
only rumours, this is an official thing now
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>Present day. Diana writes an e-mail to Bruce Wayne telling her story.
>Young Diana learns the amazons were created by Zeus and enslaved by Ares before escaping to Themyscira, and that she was a clay statue brought to life by Zeus.
>During WWI, Steve Trevor crashes on the island and tells to Amazons about the war.
>German soldiers attack the island and Amazons fight back. Diana's aunt gets hurt.
>Diana thinks that Ares is among humans and is causing the war and vows to stop him.
>Diana goes to London with Trevor to meet his boss, Patrick Morgan (David Thewlis).
>Trevor found out that Doctor Poison is working for the Germans and is making a gas capable of creating supersoldiers.
>Diana and Trevor go to France and Diana saves a local town from the Germans and helps Trevor and his men raid the German camp.
>General Erich Ludendorff (Danny Houston) takes the gas and becomes super-strong, making Diana believe that he is Ares.
>Trevor sacrifices himself to blow up the gas factory and kill Luddenhoff.
>Morgan reveals himself as Ares and reveals that Diana is actually the product of an affair between her mother and Zeus.
>Diana unlocks her god powers and kills Ares, but spares Doctor Poison.
>Diana loses her faith in humanity when it turns out they're violent even without Ares' influence and goes into hiding for 100 years.
>Present day. Diana has found renewed hope due to Superman's selfless sacrifice and decides to go back to action. She finishes and sends her e-mail to Bruce and run away as Wonder Woman to save a burning building.
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My last two digits are the final RT score.
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>>83060369
pretty accurate actually
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RT score wont be below 99%
Shes too stronk
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so, what is it that made tony soprano worse over the seasons? I mean he wasn't an angel in the early series but he's no comparison to the later tony. was it because of david chases decison to make the series darker? was it because of his own family fucking him over? or because of him becoming a mob boss, which is more stressful than being a capo
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>>83059694
being the boss made him into a hateful animal.
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>>83059694
He fucking lied about everything.
As I kid you're like lol he told a fibber! but as an adult when you have to deal with compulsive liars like Tony you really resent the character...alot.
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>>83059871
there is literally nothing wrong with lying if it gets you what you want.
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>Because the nigga play pussy, that's the nigga that's getting screwed
How did they get away with that in a kiddies' movie?
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IT WAS ALL A DREAM.
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I SEE YOU GOT A WAND UP IN YOUR SHORTS
PLEASE DON'T CURSE UP HOGWARTS
CAUSE I SEE SOME WITCHES TONIGHT WHO SHOULD BE HAVING MY BABY
BAY-BEH
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>>83059956
I used to read word up magazines
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I dont get this show. Has good concept, production, characters are good, nice actors, good soundtrack, nice jokes...
Why is it so bad??
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I don't remember a lot of it aside from shifting from losing interest to really hating it after what's-his-name left
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because it's not you jaded fuck
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Because its on the BBC and doesn't actually have any of those things, and is just the same BBC bullshit of english people hyperventilating over the idea of anyone other than daddy government having strength?
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>there's no such thing as a perfect female protagon-
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She's so generic and awful I don't even care about the new trilogy anymore. Poe and Finn are at interesting characters but Super Saiyan God Rey who is invincible does not do anything for me. Plus she is the worst actor in the series, absolutely rubbish
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beautiful smile
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what a pile of shit
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Tell me guys, what is next for her career? 2017-05-22 05:45:21 Post No.83059392
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Tell me guys, what is next for her career?
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literally who
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sitting on my face, hopefully
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Blade Runner I guess unless you consider that already done
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ITT: Post Kids TV Kino here 2017-05-22 05:44:24 Post No.83059355
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ITT: Post Kids TV Kino here
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Pat&Mat, aka Buurman en Buurman in Dutch, most of Winnie the Pooh and Thomas the tank engine were really good and had a lot of effort put into them. Winnie the Pooh gave me a small existential crisis at a young age though. Winnie the Pooh also had this scary intro where the camera flew through a gray room with stuffed animals.
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>>83059355
Definitely kino
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>>83059355
I got you senpai
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He's still alive and functioning on the planet, isn't he?
He's going to find another ship and fly it with his flute skills to save the day in the next movie, won't he?
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I hope so
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I hope not
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I hope maybe
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Apologize
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that's my spot
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>>83058971
No so fast dear Brendan!
Remeber the Alamony
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>>83059108
You're working the Kinoplex now in place of Robert
Jay has confirmed it, boys! We like the new season!
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I want rlm fags to leave
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DUDE
WEIRD RANDOM STUFF
LMAO
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SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW DESKTOP BACKGROUND
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How do you stop him?
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>>83058898
Kill Dany.
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>>83058898
His legs look weird. And where is the rest of his body?
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>these dragons are dangerous I have to lock them up for two seasons
>okay they just broke out of their prison but they all listen to me now, it's fine
I hate this show
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Better Call Saul. My stupid theory 2017-05-22 05:29:58 Post No.83058858
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Better Call Saul. My stupid theory
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I think Hector and Chuck will die at the same exact moment. Their souls will wander.
>Chuck's soul will inhabit Hector's useless body
>Hector's soul will never get through tinfoil clothing of Chuck
This is strange. Hector is a multi-million dollar drug businessman. So what, can't he afford a decent wheelchair?! His wheelchair has no electricity, just this mechanical ding ding ding dong.
HANDICAPPED HECTOR IS CHUCK.
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>>83058858
I think that Kim will cuck Jimmy with Ernesto
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I think Saul and Jimmy are two different people.
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>>83058907
Ernesto, Ernesto, the cuckold manifesto