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What went wrong?
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Waited too long so people lost interest. Also it couldn't top Hot Fuzz.
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>>83103058
Nothing. It's the second best movie after the trilogy
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>>83103058
I personally love it, but it's got a From Dusk Til Dawn-type genre shift in the middle which makes it kinda confusing in terms of tone and message.
The foreshadowing in this is absolutely unparalleled though. Wright is a fucking master.
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>be at the local kinoplex
>waddle towards the pre order carriage
>want to book a ticket for Black Panther
>kino guru says I have to sit through an 8 hour seminar on white privilege and immediately after have to watch Robert fuck my girlfriend (again)
Fuck sake. I just wanted to watch some hella diverse kino
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>Black Panther
>Diverse
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>put my penis in the cinematic penis scanner
>get a boner
>stuck in the hole
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>>83103242
>put my penis in the cinematic penis scanner
>get a boner
>didn't get stuck
>girls behind in line start giggling
>Robert gives emphatic yet embarrassed smile
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>Positive reactions from critics
>Tracking to make 100m on opening weekend
>Most anticipated movie of the summer
>more anticipated than fucking Spiderman
>More than a movie, being a viewed as a cultural phenomenon
https://www.fandango.com/movienews/director-patty-jenkins-reacts-to-wonder-woman-being-named-the-most-anticipated-summer-movie-752310
Just apologize /tv/, I know you hate women, but just admit you were wrong.
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>>83102980
When will the Review Embargo ends?
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>>83102980
>Most anticipated movie of the summer
Hahahahah what?
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>>83103028
May 31st I think
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Will Skyfall ever be topped? 2017-05-23 06:24:29 Post No.83102878
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Will Skyfall ever be topped?
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Not even the best Craig bond you pleb.
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>>83102878
Skyfall was so overrated.
Casino Royale blows it out the water.
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>>83102878
Fuck no OP. It was Craig's best Bond film BY FAR!
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what movies have you walked out on, /tv/?
pic related for me, got through about 40 minutes of this garbage before leaving
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>>83102825
I enjoyed the hell out of it. What was it you didn't like?
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Honestly the only movie I've walked out on. It was so dull I fell asleep twice and after the second time I realized my time was better spent elsewhere.
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>>83102887
it's going for the 'so bad it's good again' angle, but to me it doesnt get past the first part of that statement.
it's just too cliché, too dumb, too childish and predictable to really enjoy
Name a single movie franchise where the 3rd film is the best one.
I'll wait.
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>>83102790
Backdoor Beauties 3
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>>83102790
Shemale Samba Mania
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Lotr
/thread
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Films globalists will never understand
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>>83102744
>Films globalists will never understand
>posts a movie about a white savior
lel
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>>83102744
>helped by an immigrant
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>>83102776
>what is assimilation
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Oh look, it's Twin Peaks but less pretentious and friendly towards poc and LGBTQ folk.
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So, trash.
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How was Twin Peaks pretentious?
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>>83102704
chicks love this show. it has its creepy moments. I don't care for it
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is it over already? 'Twin Peaks’ Premiere Delivers Only Half a Million Viewers 2017-05-23 06:17:17 Post No.83102638
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is it over already? 'Twin Peaks’ Premiere Delivers Only Half a Million Viewers
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>>83102638
who cares they cant unmake the series
and they shouldnt make another series either
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>>83102638
Do half a million people even subscribe to Showtime?
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I'm waiting until they're all out. I hate waiting a week between episodes.
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>Hey Bill it's me
>I'm sorry I flew off the chain earlier
>It's just that with the baby and you on the road... I get so restless sometimes
>And yeah, sometimes I take it out on you
>But you deserve it, come on, you know you push my buttons
>Don't walk away from me
>HEY
>Come back here motherfucker
>YEAH MOTHERFUCKER ONE TO THE EYE, LIKE THAT? BITCH
>You crackers make me sick
>Act all hard up on stage when you's just a white ass punk bitch
wtf? The podcast is fucking shit now!
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>>83102545
seriously
give me black pussy
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>>83102754
NEED a Black wife and mulatto children desu
Any time I watch an Ana Foxxx video that isn't complete facial abuse-tier I start getting sad
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>>83102754
Buy it. It's going to be better quality than you can get without paying, and you don't permanently taint your bloodline.
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This is the hottest documentary ever. The second episode is all about being raped by priests going in graphic detail about cum and having her first orgasm
oh fuck my dick. Anyways I wonder who killed that nun or whatever.
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>The second episode is all about being raped by priests going in graphic detail about cum and having her first orgasm
This is how you advertise a show
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>>83102970
cant wait until the shills can just transmit holograms onto my dick
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>>83102970
I just came. The priest started having other people come in to fuck the girls. All of them have abuse oh god
>yfw not a rapist priest
why live?
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What's going on here?
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What's going on here?
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>>83102453
Nah I ain't gonna do it
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Barbed wire on a baseball bat 2017-05-23 06:08:54 Post No.83102421
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Barbed wire on a baseball bat
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What's the point?
It's the impact of the bat that kills you anyway...
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to shred your skin.
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>>83102421
It would be extremely painful for the victim.
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>>83102421
To provoke fear
How do you feel about Cum Town?
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>>83102393
its funny, Nick is great and stav provides a comfy laughtrack. Aaron is a subversive little cunt. Chapo fans can fuck off.
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Best podcast on.
Used to love all things Cave Comedy, but Cumtown has made it almost impossible to listen to comedy based podcasts.
Calling Stav as favorite cumboy
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Juvenile and obnoxious
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Should have called it Manchester by the C-4
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>>83102334
wew lad, you need to go back to the drawing board on that one.
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I don't get it?
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>>83102334