The Greasy Strangler made me angry. It was utter shit with no redeemable qualities. It was a Napoleon Dynamite/John Waters rip off hybrid. How does trash like this get made? Who likes this dogshit?
>>83132896
I too cannot watch a work that is not totally original
>>83132932
Did you enjoy the 1 movie you saw in last 10 years ?
>>83132969
made in the last ten years?
i'm sure there was something
those nice tits
DUDE LIGHTSABER, I REMEMBER THAT LMAO
She was nude in some British show playing a dead body. They're little boobs but looked perky and nice nipples too
>>83132950
Fake boobs
Why are the films so emotionally hard hitting? I shouldn't cry over a capeshit. Aunt May was a nice aunt.
>>83132870
So Aunt May definitely knew Peter was Spiderman, right?
>>83132870
was this spiderman the best spiderman?
thats the real argument here.
I say "yes" because unlike the ones ahead of this they
A) had a HOT AS FAWRK mary jane actress (just look at her. no seriously, look at her).
B) Evil characters (green goblin was so well done by willem dafoe) and it was a great movie because of it. spiderman 2 was a great sequel because of doc oct (alfred molina) and the other 2 fucking plotlines!! I mean think about it. we had doc oc, harry osborne, and mary jane marrying some chad thundercock in that one movie. now a days, you can make a capeshit netflix series with those 3 plotlines alone.
C) Spiderman 1 and 2 werent completely cucked. 3 got too much, they fucked it up with EMO spidey, but lets be honest, at the end of the day even that peter parker was relatable too because that was a low point in his life and we've been there before.
so, in conclusion, this spiderman provided the best, most fulfilling viewers experience, and is the why it is also the best
Didn't really appreciate how shitty the Homecoming poster is until I saw this one. How did they fuck it up so bad?
https://twitter.com/sunriseon7/status/867139377314516992
>>83132686
He said "I'm filming it" not "we're filming" is it going to be just Tom? as in no other actors?
Get reay for the return of gay kino
>>83132768
what shut up im not gay
Holy shit this movie was trash. Most overhyped horror movie so far this year.
It was ok.
Who even hyped this?
>>83133207
The director shilled it on /tv/.
>it's "Jimmy's collecting trash under the bridge for 1 hour" episode
>its a the cast looks 300 times older than they did in brba despite being a prequel episode
>its a set in early 2000's despite not looking like it at all episode
>>83132676
>It's a Jimmy making everyone's life miserable because he doesn't want to be held for his consequences episode
>>83132761
I remember they've put some shit lagdroid phone in a close up shot in the basket thing
Paul W. S. Anderson’s Resident Evil: The Final Chapter shares with The Great Wall a gifted filmmaker’s signature sense of spectacle. Anderson’s set pieces get increasingly faster and imaginative, and his video-game-based franchise about the social effects of scientific hubris also employs political allegory. The apocalypse is Expressionistic symbolism for modern enmity. Milla Jovovich’s fierce Alice acts out the antagonisms of a world off its axis. She outruns zombies and fights off clones who desecrate what religion and capitalism used to mean. Extra fun: Anderson critiques his familiar paroxysms of violence when Alice dodges laser beams aimed by the Umbrella Corporation (best mock logo since Nashville’s “The Replacement Party”). It’s an organic genre-movie thrill like silent cinema’s Little Nell tied to railroad tracks.
>>83132603
He's still a nigger
>>83132603
based armond
>>83132603
Almond bless
What are some indian movies?
The Apu trilogy.
>>83132538
why do i feel like ive seen this a million times as a kid... i cant place it what's it from?
>>83132538
>What are some indian movies?
If they didn't have to shoehorn in retarded song and dance routines, some of them flicks would be pretty fucking kino
The stunts are ridiculous and movies in general are compy over the top fun.
So, why didDavid kill all of the Engineers?
*flails arms around*
That's why
It was a final fuck you to Weyland
Because Ridley Scott didn't know what else the fuck to do
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbulJd2tUmc
Based vin!
>>83132394
He's so gay.
I will never get how Vin is supposed to be good looking. You can tell he was an outcast playing D&D that basically just started lifting later in life. Don't get me wrong he's probably a cool dude really, but him pretending to be some kind of badass is just cringe to me. I mean the rock looks a thousand times more badass than Vin and he's a fun guy who sings and dances not taking himself to seriously.
Thoughts on Cloud Atlas, /teevee/?
I watched like thirty minutes and fucking turned it off.
Tried to read the book as well. Equally trash.
I thought tom hanks speaking creole was unintentionally hilarious.
"you be a koggin' da tru tru?"
Neo-Seoul story line was shit
Am I the only one on this board who actually LIKES this movie?
Stop liking shit movies.
>>83132324
I liked the directing.
I don't know I would go so far as to say I liked it. It's not terrible, merely passable.
*blocks your path*
>>83132243
Is she the one with the retarded voice?
Hi Jason
>>83132269
Yes.
>film review
>"the movie had some interesting world building"
>'the atmosphere was mesmerizing'
>the set is a character in itself
>Incredible cinematography
Is Rey a good character?
>>83132032
design wise ? - safe
character wise ?- garbage that every other character will like and she can't do no wrong and its good at everything
Even Kylo emo ren it more interesting character because he feels more human
>>83132032
I really dislike her character
As far as we can tell, she grew up alone, with no parents and very little human contact.
She should be like a feral child, hardly able to talk.
Instead, she behaves like a normal person from 21st century. This shit makes no sense
Same as any other Starshit protagonist.