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>There is no good and evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it
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Name one example where the "bad" guy was wrong.
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>The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
I mean he was pretty much spot on all things considered
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>>83165111

you gave it your best shot and you even got trips, but your bait was too obvious. Better luck next time.

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What's /tv/'s consensus on him?
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Pretty funny guy. Even if he is a product of nepotism.

Love Get a Life. Second season was the best television sitcom ever.

Eagleheart season 1 was great. Season 2 sucked. Season 3 was better, but not as good as 1.

Cabin Boy was okay. Needs a blu-ray release.

Liked his David Letterman appearances. Always funny.

His other movies where he plays minor roles are okay to meh. Never cared for him on Everybody Loves Raymond. Can't stand that show.
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Cabin Boy was a great surrealist movie. Get a Life was great but lost in those early Fox years where nothing but the simpsons survives in people's minds.

While I enjoyed those things I am pretty confident in saying I'm Good in regards to seeing more Chris Elliot things.
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>>83164978
I think he's funny, but I wouldn't want to meet him. Seems like someone who would be hard to get along with.

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Any of you ever seen this? I just watched it and thought it was fantastic. Reminded me a lot of In the Mood For Love, though I guess it's not entirely right to say that since this came out in 1945.
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>>83164965
patrician choice
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Too old. This is a cape kino board
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>>83164996
I forgot that the average age on this board is 12.

Wait, so people really do talk like this?
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>>83164916
You're not supposed to make eye contact with men in today's America because that means you're gay.
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All I could imagine in this scene was the MSPaint edits of the Rock and Vin Diesel one.
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>>83164956
This nohomo meme is so hilarious. I always like to hug americans goodbye, just to see them recoil in utter terror at the thought of two males hugging.

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Good Evening Internet Folk

I recently switched from cable to Netflix & Hulu only. Looking for tv and movie suggestions.

Will probably watch at least the first episode of everything suggested.
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Seinfeld
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Night Court
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>>83164781
Do you have Amazon Prime also? if so Patriot should be at the tip top of your watch list. best new show in the last couple years and it has almost no advertising and no one talks about it. worth a download even if you don't have prime.

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ib4 chucks bort and leave
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>>83164625
>op was too stupid to read nancy drew or hardy boys when he was a kid
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>>83164683
I did you mong, it still doesn't make me get the joke.

The only level of joke I can get is that you wouldn't expect a Nancy Drew to have swear words, but it seems like there was something else to it.

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Why is no one hyped for this?
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>>83164571
Because The Force Awakens was stupid.
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>>83164591
fpbp
came here to say this
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>>83164571
TFA and Rogue One were dull as all hell. After three shit prequels and two bad sequels, I think it's time we all got over Star Wars.

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What are some of the best zombie movies?
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Night 90, Dawn 78, Day 85
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All of them
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Sean of the Dead

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ITT:We pretend the movies beyond Aliens didn't exist and write our own.

What would you do different?
What would the story be?
Would it be the same characters?
Would it be a thriller or action movie like the second one?

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDlcyFh_-rs
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>>83164565
But Aliens fucked everything up as badly as any of the other films, it's just a good action film
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only reddit likes sci-fi
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>>83164583
Aliens being actiony was a great choice. Everyone saw the Alien by that point, there was no sense in it trying to make it scary again. They made a great decision by changing the genre and exploring the universe further with the space marine shit/Queen etc.

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>using gay couples for a colonisation mission
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>>83164243
Which couple was gay?

also

>who fucking cares, the embryos were the real colonists
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>>83164243
immersion ruined tbqh
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They have to make sure the gay gene is passed on

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Apparently the Novel of Alien Covenant clears 99% of the cringe plot holes that plaged the movie:

No helmets in an alien world
>We find out why they run around the planet without helmets; Walter leaves the ship first to test the air and water, revealing that it's free from pathogens and pollutants "right down past the molecular level." Ledward actually remembers this when he sees the spores for the first time, reasoning that they cannot be dangerous because Walt gave them the all clear. Also the spores shoot the eggs into his ear through some kind of proboscis, they do not just zip into his ear as in the film.

>David later tells the crew that because the virus is inert until it senses life, it is impossible to detect even with the most advanced scanning equipment.

Xeno eggs weren't created by David
>David shows Oram a petrified facehugger's egg, which he reveals he euthanised because it was too aggressive. Oram looks inside this egg, at David's urging, and is comforted to find that the hugger inside is, as promised, quite dead. Tantalisingly, he mentions that this was left behind by the Engineers, saying it is a "supreme example of their skill." His attempts to create the alien, seemingly, are trying to emulate this one left by the Engineers. He also confirms that the aliens take on characteristics of their host species, a la the Dog Alien from Alien 3, which is a nice little detail.

The stupid facehugger "trust me bro" scene
>David shows Oram his own attempts at creating the eggs. Before descending into the egg chamber, he gives Oram some kind of smelly unguent to smear underneath his nose which he says will keep him safe from the hugger's attentions, and even leans over one of the open ovoids to prove that doing so is safe.

About the Enginners
>The flashback with Shaw and David nuking Engineers is entirely absent. Also, there is nothing to suggest this is anyting other than the Engineer homeworld - the characters refer to it as such multiple times.
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About David
>Daniels stabs David through the eye with the nail, not the chin - we discover David shares Walter's healing capabilities here, as his damaged eye knits itself back together. This whole switch is not nearly as telegraphed as it was in the film - no mention of David reaching for the knife, for example.

>Unlike the film, David does not reveal himself to the crew, posing as Walter to the very end - Daniels goes under believing that all is right with world, little suspecting she is about to become a petri dish for the universe's most deranged synthetic. David then opens a secure line with Weyland Yutani HQ back on earth and slips his embryos into storage - these are simply hidden on the ship

David Shop
>The biggest change is the scene with David and Oram in his little shop of horrors. It is filled with all manner of fascinating and gruesome sights, including a dissected Engineer's corpse, tiny preserved neomorph specimens that hatched out of insects, and, most notably, corpses (or at least models) of something that sounds suspiciously like the classic Giger alien.

Misc stuff
>The sequence of events up until the attack in the wheatfield are more or less exactly as they are in the film - however, we do find out that Hallet, despite warnings from Lope not to, investigates the ovoid because he doesn't want the science types to take all the credit for its discovery. In fact, the book takes much greater pains than the film to justify the crew's actions, often talking about safeguards and correct operating procedure.

>As the survivors escape the necropolis, the surviving neomorph joins the party and does battle with the xeno.
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THATS RIGHT OP!!

For only 4 monthly payments of $19.99 YOU can have a more in depth experience of this year's big box office hit Alien: Covenant!

Now available on Amazon.com in 60 different countries. Get your copy NOW!
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Does Prometheus have an movelization too?

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What are /tv/'s favorite nukekinos?

My go to is Testament.
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>>83164184
Threads. But I haven't seen Testament... the wikipedia writeup makes it sound good.
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>>83164397
Whoa, that's pretty raunchy for the time period

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Zack Snyders daughter killed herself

Press F to pay respects
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>>83163971
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>83163971
Was she hot?
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>happa
Press S to spit on its grave

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>literally the only reviewer brave enough to admit it GotG2 was garbage

Is he /ourguy/?
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>>83163838
>calling campy superhero movie bad
>brave

you're LITERALLY a sjw
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>>83163838
Yep, he shat on Alien: Ridley's madness too.
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>>83163838

I want have sex with Jeremy Jahns and then have him kick me out first thing in the morning because he seems like that kind of guy.

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Is this frat kino?
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Is this the Lionel Messi biopic I've been waiting for?
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Is this the Tom Brady biopic?
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Franco as the frat legend who was escaping from his normie life was based though

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