>AEUHHH????
What did he mean by this?
>>83168817
>"more white power???"
>ARR ARR ARR ARR
>its a "Tim tells a nigger he's gonna hang" episode
Pure kino
>>83168888
Nice.
>Go to see Alien Covenant
>Ad for Baywatch comes on
>Everytime they show a good looking actress or fan service shot, all I can hear is women snickering and commenting about muh sexism
>Trailer ends and this absolute prime specimen of a cuck sitting a few rows infront (glasses, beard, balding) says "that movie literally looks so problematic"
>tfw someone sitting infront of him that looks like they dont even know him turns around and nods
>tfw people use the word "literally" in every sentence when it doesnt even need to be in there
Can movies simply not even be fun anymore /tv/? Why does everything have to restrict itself to the Tumblr guidelines of film or risk lambastion?
Also, what are the chances that Baywatch is gonna get a shitty RT score based on """critics"""?
Literally nothing you posted actually happened.
Except, of course, you, being a total fucking faggot.
>>83168801
>watch the Baywatch trailer
>DUDE TITS AND DICKS LMAO
>also explosions
I don't remember the original Baywatch being like this but yet again I haven't watched it for over a decade
>not telling the faggot to stfu faggot and throwing popcorn at him for the rest of the night
Way to go OP. Standing up for western civilization
Holy shit
White people thoroughly BTFO once again
>>83168768
Damn how will we ever recover?
I guess by being the best as always
Quality post op
>>83168768
Pretty disingenuous that the writer/director isn't even black.
Was it good? I'd like for it to have been good.
why the fuck did it flop? it's no worse than the average capeshit and has well shot action sequences, as well as a goat soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLVtqVxZgYI&ab_channel=WaterTowerMusic
Too much other sword and sorcery stuff to compete with is my guess. I'm a D&D nerd from back in the day and I had no urge to see it, especially after seeing it got bad reviews. Also love the old Boorman pic and doubt this will come close to it.
>>83168756
>another King Arthur movie
>the twist is that Arthur is now a dudebro
Fantasy oversaturation I guess?
>oh hey, its more game of thrones, why should I go see this? Its on tv right now, right?
Kinda shitty it happened to this genre instead of capeshit. ..though I get the feeling that will have its day soon enough.
Give me uan thausand dollars
>>83168642
who would you guys be in the crew? me id be paulie
>mfw someone disrespects the pizza parlour
>>83168642
I would but there are too many bees on my hat
ITT: Subtle Simpsons jokes
>Wiggum: Did you have the same backwards talking dream with the flaming cards?
>Eddie: I'll drive
I never thought about the "I'll drive" part until a recent rewatch. Now I realise he's saying it because Eddie thinks Wiggum is off his rocker.
>>83168551
retard, he is saying that he will drive because in the dream wiggum is driving when the cards set ablaze
>>83168573
No I think its because Chuck used to own the store orignally. It was called Chuck's Feed and Seed.
>>83168551
Actually it's a Drive reference
what went so wrong
what a hack
>>83168198
>what went so wrong
Literally nothing you brainlet.
>>83168198
LYNCH'D
Is it just me or does Ellie Kemper look really dumpy this season. Like her face is really fat and unnattractive.
It's disappoint because she used to be 9.99/10
>>83168089
Yeah she's hot if you did a woman with no actual thought in her mind with the same vapid expression in every scene like she is having mini strokes every minute, than yeah she's really hot.
>>83168089
>Like her face is really fat and unnattractive.
Not even memeing: She is inbred Missouri royalty and has the same weirdly fat face and vertical smile lines as her grandfather and father .
The real answer is that she had a kid recently and is almost 40 years old.
>>83168089
I think she looks great
The ones that absolutely dripped sex
1 - Mary Louise Parker - Nancy Botwin (Weeds)
2 - Alexandra Breckenridge - Moira O'Hara (American Horror Story: Murder House)
3 - Aubrey Plaza - Lenny Busker (Legion)
4 - Krysten Ritter - Jessica Jones (Jessica Jones)
5 - Eliza Dushku - Faith Lehane (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
agreeed
That blonde from vikings calls to my penis 'come home white man' and it makes it stand right up desu.
Jamie Lee Curtis - Helen Tasker (True Lies)
>film class
>talking about Death Proof
>mention MEW is my favourite actress
>people look at me disgusted
>"Actress? I think you mean female actor, anon."
WTF? Since when is it in-PC to say actress?
Un-PC*
>>83167630
Art students are fucking retards, don't worry about it
Sounds to me like your class is full of faggots
>being impaled through the chest killed him
How? Why?
too big of a wound to heal, try to keep up
>>83167621
who gives a shit
good riddance
That's where his mutant regeneration gene was stored. Caspere knew this.
comfy night /trek/
Last thread:
>>>83116219
Discovery trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dxe_ugmIVM
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
Dr.Crusher, i'm Section 31
>>83167640
What if instead of going on a IDIC crusade, Bashir had a reasonable discussion with Section 31 and explained to them the Founder genocide plan leaves the Jem'Hadar out of control?
I didnt even notice that until now
>>83167557
I love SSpoderman movies they where so good.
I still don't notice it.
>>83167557
>Back to Israel?
Jesus, Raimi...
so, will it be Spider-man 3 or The Return of the King?
Terminator 3 tier.
Alien 3
>>83167493
John Wick 2 was good but it really was a lot more over-the-top and silly than the first one. I have a bad feeling they'll overdo it in the third movie.
Are People really routing for this boring fucking bitch who just been handed shit her whole life to come out on top if this show does anything close to her winning fuck it FUCK IT HARD 0/10
>>83167386
>routing
>>83167386
Face it anon, the showrunners really are that lame. These are people that make the characters they like more appealing and make the characters they dislike horrible monsters. Dabid's fanfiction is geared towards giving the normalfags exactly what they want now.
The TV series is pandering towards a female audience. If this was Predator everyone would have died except the mexican bitch and she would have killed the Predator.