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>God like race that travelled the stars seeding the universe with life
>They all live in a shopping centre food court
Riddley Scott is a master of world building
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How do you know that this is all of them? Imagine going to earth and your first target is Canada, would you assume that all humans live in a frozen shithole?
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>>83172410
not ridley's fault. engineers was foisted on him by liar lindelof. and ridley inherited a sticky problem since liar lindelof intended the engineers to be religious figures such as that jesus-creator engineer and later there's that angel-of-death-ordered-to-wipe-out-punish-humanity angel-engineer.
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>>83172509
>Canada gets completely wiped out by aliens
>the rest of the world doesn't bother to investigate it
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what is the coolest kino you know of?
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John Wick 2
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i aint tellin you
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>>83172381
this flick has more quips per capita than the marvel cinematic universe
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Recently watched this and genuinely can't fault it bar a pretty lame second season finale, have you watched it and if so whats your opinion on it? Also great tv shows thread
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>>83172234
7/10
Finale was kino, best deliberate cringe worthy trash in decades
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>>83172234
It was a genuinely bad show with it's only redeeming feature being that it was riding off the legacy of the Evil Dead films, and not even Army of Darkness for licensing issues. I got through most of season 1 and gave up on it.
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i've only watched the first season. liked it, but i wish there were more practical effects, 'cause that cgi blood and stuff really sucks.
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What does /tv feel about this show?
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Season 1 was good
Season 2 was meh
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>>83172178
it was a meme series, taylor made for reddit
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>>83172178
good show so /tv/ hate it.
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Good Time seems to have great review, it might be another serious contender for the palme.
Critics polls :
http://cannes-rurban.rhcloud.com/index.pl/2017
http://www.todaslascriticas.com.ar/cannes/2017
http://jury.critic.de/cannes/
Livestream :
English
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J9cPI9u-eM
French
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vSnRbTTvIw
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>>83172002
Well apparently everything else was disappointing, so it might win just because of that. Although it's not exactly a typical Palme winner. Honestly it'll probably be 120BPM or Loveless.
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>>83172002
PALME D'OR
120 Beats per Minute
GRAND PRIX
The Day After
JURY PRIZE
Wonderstruck
BEST ACTOR
Robert Pattinson, Good Time
BEST ACTRESS
Nicole Kidman, Kirsten Dunst & Elle Fanning, The Beguiled
BEST DIRECTOR
Yorgos Lanthimos, The Killing of a Sacred Deer
BEST SCREENPLAY
The Square
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>>83172205
No way Yorgos is getting anything. The french shit all over that movie.
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So now that the dust has settled, what did /tv/ think of Get Out?
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quality thread op
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Haven't seen it yet but I like it.
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>>83171922
overrated race baiting bullshit
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Why did Starfleet security stop wearing body armor? 2017-05-25 11:23:54 Post No.83171896
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Why did Starfleet security stop wearing body armor?
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And don't say weapons became deadlier or whatever because armor can be modified and improved, same as weapons.
Wearing armor is always be better than not, especially given how often people in Star Trek end up resorting to hand-to-hand combat.
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budget cuts
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>>83171896
Armor will always lag behind weapons. Specially personal armor.
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>>83171896
I guess the aswer is in your pic
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Things you do when watching movies 2017-05-25 11:22:30 Post No.83171868
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Things you do when watching movies
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THEATER MODE
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>>83171868
If it's a movie that features starvation I have to get a nice dinner. The Way Back Home was extremely satisfying with a homemade burger and some lemonade.
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>>83171868
That looks suffocating.
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I put my aneros progasm in my ass
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seriously
it just doesn't look star wars anymore
does it?
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>>83171767
>those sci-fi tuxes
The lack of imagination in (((Hollywood))) has reached a point that it offends me even.
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>>83171767
David Lynch-cum-Doctor Who
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Star Wars died the moment Lucas left.
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She's too fucking cute.
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>>83171708
She has the facial structure of a teenager, and that somewhat creeps me out. It feels like there's something off or uncanny valley about her
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She looks like a cross between a Hispanic and a Jew
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>>83172128
This
Dat nose
Why did he always order it "tea, earle grey, hot"?
Does anyone drink earle grey cold? If so this has to be rare, and the computer would reasonably assume he wants it hot.
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>>83171693
>Does anyone drink earle grey cold?
Some people gingerly sip their tea close to boiling temp, others wait for it to cool off and gulp it
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>>83171693
They should honestly program the users favourites and just have a quick select. Or him being able to say "the usual".
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>>83171693
Also if he needs to specify temperature, why not also quantity? How does computer know what is a standard serving of tea if it don't even know it should be hot?
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what does /tv/ think of james dean?
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gay
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>>83171624
Boipussy
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good actor, terrible driver
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/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General 2017-05-25 11:04:08 Post No.83171527
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Smile Edition
Use this to make new threads: https://pastebin.com/u92hX6rX
WARNING: If you haven't watched until S3E04, spoilers abound.
FAQ:
>I want to get into Twin Peaks, in which order should I watch it?
Season 1 > Season 2 > Fire Walk With Me > The Missing Pieces > read Secret History of Twin Peaks (optional) > Season 3
>I have never watched Twin Peaks, can I start with Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Season 2, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Fire Walk with Me, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I watched the new episodes without ever watching any of the old stuff and still enjoyed it. You mad?
No.
>Has everything leaked?
No.
Ep 1-2 were released normally on 21st, Ep 3-4 on the internet that same night.
Ep 3-4 will be re-aired on 28th. You can find torrents for 1-4 already.
>When does Episode 5 air?
June 4, same time as premiere
*By "No" we mean "You shouldn't if you actually want to enjoy the series and understand the motifs/story"
Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGUboLZx3Tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPW-cPfkd4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l2EbSK8bNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMlcTE7lw8
http://picosong.com/MTTA/
Links:
>The Secret History of Twin Peaks (MOBI)
http://gen.lib.rus.ec/book/index.php?md5=933D7216D1B8C38C9F507E2624886FBF
>"Diane..." The Twin Peaks Tapes Of Agent Cooper
https://archive.org/details/DianeTheTwinPeaksTapesOfAgentCooper
Meanwhile... >>83168662
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first for MILF Shelly
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Pick which peakfu has the best smile /tv/
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>>83171527
/tpg/ is already dead after only four days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL
How would you feel about a more R-rated Star Wars movie set in the time of the old republic?
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>>83171396
Bad for you and all involved.
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I just want Star Wars to die at this point. For the past decade it has been nothing but cancer.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R51LMIAJtsc
>literally better action than any star wars movie
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>When the book is better than the movie
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I want to CUM in Videl
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What are some movies that are better than the book?
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>>83171366
Souce on pic.