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Is there anything else similar to John Wick 2 & The Raid 2?
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>>83179539
John Wick 1 & The Raid 1
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>>83179539
Ong Bak 1
Tom Yum Goong
Ip Man
Undisputed
Blood and Bone
Unleashed - (Jet Li)
Some of these aren't as good as the movies you listed but all have well choreographed action if you're looking for some mindless fun
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>when they shuffle into position to "fight"
i genuinely cringed desu
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What were they ultimately trying to achieve here?
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I unironically like this movie.
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they wanted the forgetting sarah marshall crowd
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LITTLE
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Prometheus was angry because Weyland's work was shoddy. If David's head had stayed on he'd have been impressed
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is the black goo promethean semen?
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>>83179446
They should get that looked at.
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Prometheus is a pretty big guy.
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>when you post your retarded brain dead one dimensional MS Paint "criticism" in a echo chamber because anybody in the real world would laugh you out of the room for even caring
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>when you take space wizard toons too seriously because you have no life
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>>83179368
>>83179395
But he's right lol
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Why don't they make good movies?
I know Brazil has like two good movies but god, the lack of talent is incredible.
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>>83179247
>lack of talent
>lack of good actors
>lack of ideas
>lack of money
>lack of exposure
>lack of likability
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do you even Cinema Novo?
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>>83179247
it's almost like IQ matters, and anyone with a high one went to the United States
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why did they train oil drillers to be astronauts and not astronauts to drill?
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>>83179151
how does them having sex with black women matter?
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>>83179151
Because unprivileged masses need protagonists they can connect to.
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>>83179151
Hollywood was implying it was easier to learn to be an astronaut than it was to learn how to drill...
BTFO NASA
>that episode where Bobby and Joseph join a white supremacist organisation
How did Mike Judge get away with this?
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>>83178999
the episode is about the cluelessness of children,
it's not an endorsement of white nationalism
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>>83178999
that boy.. is alright
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different time anon, different time
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I figured it out!
>Engineers created life on earth, eventually evolve till we reach Jesus Christ period.
>Human start to worship Jesus,
>engineers become angry, decide to wipe us out.
>Somehow SOME engineers changed their minds and converted to Christianity and went back to their engineer planets, planted wheat, forsake technology and adapted their attire to be like Quakers.
Jesus Christ is OFFICIALLY part of the Alien’s universe I think this is really cool!!!
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But Jesus was an Engineer
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>>83178867
its not said anywhere jesus was an engineer
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>engineers send an engineer god (jesus) to earth
>Maximus kills Jesus in Gladiator 2 directed by Ridley Scott
>engineers decide to drop black goo atomic bomb on Earth
ITT: underrated comedies
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>>83178656
i'd hardly call it underrated, Lithgow won like 3 or 4 emmies in a row
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>>83178692
It's underrated today considering all the other 90s comedies that are talked about
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>“Now, remember, one of the plots in the earlier films was the telepathic communication between my sister and me,” Hamill said. “So I thought, Carrie will sense that Han is in danger and try to contact me. And she won’t succeed, and, in frustration, she’ll go herself. Then we’re in the situation where all three of us are together, which is one of my favorite things in the original film, when we were on the Death Star. It’s just got a fun dynamic to it. So I thought it would have been more effective, and I still feel this way, though it’s just my opinion, that Leia would make it as far as she can, and, right when she is apprehended, maybe even facing death—Ba-boom! I come in and blow the guy away and the two of us go to where Han is facing off with his son, but we’re too late. The reason that’s important is that we witness his death, which carries enormous personal resonance into the next picture. As it is, Chewie’s there, and how much can you get out of [passable Chewbacca wail] ‘Nyaaarghhh!’ and two people who have known Han for, what, 20 minutes?”
This has to be the saddest Star Wars related thing I read. Just how invested he is in all of this. He's all but writing his own fan-fiction. At one point did he just give up? He went from a guy slightly bummed cause he's synonymous with a space opera and trying to build a career that doesn't involve talking to guys in lobster suits so he's not forever known as Luke, to a guy that is like Tonto in a travelling circus, just telling fans what they want to hear, regaling old stories from the set and making Boba Fett jokes.
Fuck.
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>>83178619
Yeah, but he didn't say any of that, you fucking autismocunt.
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>>83178779
>Yeah, but he didn't say any of that, you fucking autismocunt.
He said all of that in the Vanity Fair interview
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Guys what if - haha now get this, he, uhh... raped her because he's in a infinite loop right? Haha. I mean it wouldn't matter right haha i mean the day would just keep repeating lol thats just a crazy thought i had haha.
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i bet he raped all the women in the town
and when he got bored he moved on to the men
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He probably raped and killed every woman, man, and child in town at some point.
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>catched
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Who will play him in the inevitable biopic? 2017-05-25 04:06:50 Post No.83178342
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Idris Elba
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Key or Peele
Whichever is the taller, non-potato-headed one
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>>83178342
ranjeet patel
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So this is batman
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>>83178173
>say something nice about him
He must save a lot on mothers' and fathers' day cards.
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>>83178173
/mid/ /life/ /crisis/
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>>83178295
it's obviously for a role
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What the FUCK is wrong with brits?
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I haven't kept up with GoT but I thought Hodor died In like season 3
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>>83178172
What the FUCK is wrong with americans?
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>>83179436
wow is this really what the average american looks like
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>Past a certain age a man without a family can be a bad thing
What did he mean by this
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>>83178004
That past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.
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>>83178004
Hes calling u a loser
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>>83178004
you dont want teenage offspring when youre in your 60s, because thats when those faggots become unbearable