*blocks your what did she mean by this*
That's exactly the right message.
I know this is getting old. But I have to say finally. When a comedian starts rapping or dancing it isn't an indication for me of someone with a modicum of talent trying to be funny. I find it's the opposite.
When they do this it's filler. They literally have no idea what to do to fill out a show. Rapping is the go to for lazy artists or untalented people.
I hate this place.
I-is he okay?
[Spoiler];_;[/Spoiler]
I will never understand how rich people become depressed.
bunch of faggots
also I love it when rich people preach that money doesnt make happy.
then give your money away to prove it
>>83218548
They obviously don't want to give other people the curse of having money
What the fuck? This is the worst Shyamalan twist ever.How is it relevant at all that it's set in the same universe as Unbreakable?S
>>83218369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W56p3AZEFPY
you are correct
>>83218381
Can't you die of cancer already?
>>83218369
Like you ever saw this twist coming, fuckingbruce willispops up. Genius.
This thing is not cute.
racist
OMG!!! BAHBY GROOT XDDDD DAE THINK IT WAS LE REALLY FUNNY WHEN HE SAID "I LE AM BABY GROOOT" AWWWW XDDD
*Dances like baby Groot*
I want to smoke that plant
unironically
I guess I just didn't get it, the reviews point to it being a pretty good movie, I thought that it was just alright.
>>83217550
8/10
loved it even more than Phantasm 1
>>83217550
7/10. Good, goofy fun.
>>83217550
7/10
Great music as well.
What's your worst theater experience?
>Want to see the new Pirates flick
>Head over to the Kineaux-habitat
>Order a gold plated premium ticket for a mere $299,99
>Asks if I've brought my anvil
>As I show her, she asks me if I want premium upgrades for my anvil, for a measly $399,99.
>Go to the ticket master with my triple upgraded anvil and my ticket
>He tears the ticket and lets me through
>Arrive at the premium Anvil Depositories
>Closed for maintenance
>Go to the regular depositories
>Full of normies with worn and ugly anvils
>Most of them aren't even wearing cargo pants
>Then how do they bring their Falcon Chow?
>Ask staff if there's somewhere I can store my triple upgraded premium anvil
>He guides me past the popcorn mines, to the dungeons
>Tells me to put my anvil in one of the cells
>Then guides me back out
>Opens door for me, tells me to enjoy my screening
>I'm outside
>Door closes
>He wasn't staff
>Ticketmaster doesn't let me back in because my ticket is torn
>Didn't get to see Pirates
>Didn't get my anvil back
Today was a shit day
>watching Simpsons movie in theatres
>obscenely obese guy in a stinky Bart shirt from the 90's in front of me
>every bad joke got a huge laugh from the theatre for no reason
>fat guy would throw his popcorn into the air every time and screech in his nasally rich evans laugh
>laughed for five whole fucking minutes during spiderpig
fuck that movie
>>83217450
>watching simpsons movie
>barts dick gets shown
>kid next to me starts masturbating
>>83217302
>go on vacation to Mexico
>check out one of their theaters to see if their kinoplexes are similar in quality to those in the U.S.
>purchase my 10 peso premium ticket to El Guardians of Espace 2
>grab a platter of crab tacos and rent an owl
>get pulled over by the popcorn cartel
>they want money because I'm obviously a tourist
>they get pissed when I try to explain the concept of goodboy points in my broken spanish
>get tossed into a drum of butter oil
>allowed to make one phone call (they were hoping they could get a ransom out of me, but no one loves me enough to care)
>call Robert obviously
>got lucky because Robert's cousin Roberto runs this particular KinoMex and I walk out unscathed
Fucking beans, man
I AM COMPLETE
k
>>83217056
FuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>83217167
YES YOU ARE FUCKED
SHIT OUT OF LUCK
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY DUBS YOU WILL SUCK
>looks like we got a situation
>>83216972
Season 1 was pure kino.
>>83216972
KINO
>inb4 bonus situation
.
hmmmmm.....
are you 12 years old?
>>83216914
kys nonfam
hint:you can't
I miss the 90s
>IF WE LISTEN TO EACH OTHER'S HEARTS
>>83216789
literally drawing a blank
Why is he stuck with interviewing C-list celebrities? Considering how popular his show is, he should manage to pull of some bigger names.
>>83216723
Could be because he talks about a lot of political shit and other topics that celebrities don't dare talk about, less they wanna keep their careers.
Like whom?
this>>83216839 and I really like when he has Abby Martin on.
TV shows only you liked
>>83216694
Haven't heard of it let alone seen it but the title and picture tells me it's a story of a pathetic numale cuck that is brainwashed that he is feeling like an offensive rapist when he asks a girl out while Tyrone is fucking bitches left, right and centre without even asking for consent. Something right down your alley you white alt-right cuck.
>>83216694
I thought it was pretty fucking good.
>>83216694
are all british people just non stop cringe cucks?
These are with at least a thousand votes:
1. Game of Thrones - Battle of Bastards (s6e9)
2. Six Feet Under - Everyone's Waiting (s5e12)
3. Breaking Bad - Face Off (s4e13)
4. Breaking Bad - Felina (s5e16)
5. Game of Thrones - Hardhome (s5e8)
6. Person of Interest - If-Then-Else (s4e11)
7. Arrow - Lian Yu (s5e23)
8. Hannibal - Mizumono (s2e13)
9. Breaking Bad - Ozymandias (s5e11)
10. Person of Interest - Return 0 (s5e13)
11. Game of Thrones - The Rains of Castamere (s3e9)
12. Game of Thrones - The Winds of Winter (s6e10)
13. Doctor Who - Blink (s3e10)
14. Suits - Character and Fitness (s6e16)
15. Better Call Saul - Chicanery (s3e5)
16. Person of Interest - Deus Ex Machina (s3e23)
17. Suits - Faith (s5e10)
18. Billions - Golden Frog Time (s2e11)
19. House - House's Head (s4e15)
20. Community - Modern Warfare (s1e23)
Thoughts, /tv/? Which /tv/ show episodes should be in their place do you think?
>>83216598
I thought the same. Only three of those episodes deserve to be there.
>no walking dead episodes
fucking plebs
Seriously though lads. MEW's ass is spectacular amirite?
>>83216478
Cosmo ain't got nothing
>>83216478
All that CGI...holy fuck this looks so bland and bad.
>>83216478
She's wearing heels though.
That said I love everything about how her characters acts and dresses
>carrie and her female sidekick will never handcuff and molest her
ITT: post an album and others post it's film equivalent
>>83216414
The Cuck (2003; Dir. Tzisoh)
>>83216414
Tetsuo