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>>83275766
cute whoe is still aa whore

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rank them
also the wolves

I was only 9 years old I loved Stannis so much, I had all the banners and murals I pray to R’hllor every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given "Stannis is love" I say; “Stannis is life” My dad hears me and calls me a faggot I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Stannis I called him a usurper He slaps me and sends me to Dragonstone I’m crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and it’s really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It’s Stannis I am so happy He whispers into my ear “The Iron Throne is mine, by right” He grabs me with his powerful Baratheon hands and puts me down onto my knees I’m ready I swear my fealty for Stannis He penetrates my butt-hole It hurts so much but I do it for Stannis I can feel my butt burning as my eyes start to water I push against his fury I want to please Stannis He grinds his teeth as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Stannis looks him straight in the eyes and says “Go on, do your duty” Stannis leaves through my window Stannis is love. Stannis is life.

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wew

>>83275619
damn shes like 6 years older than him

>>83275619
That is one passable man Will Smiths dating.

So, what was this all about? He's not directing this year's chistmas special, that's for sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w6agKVUCTM

weakest villain in Doctor Who history

MONK: WE'VE RUN EVERY POSSIBLE SIMULATION AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE DISCOVERED, DOCTOR?

DOCTOR: NO, WHAT!

THE WHITE RACE DIES ALL HAIL THE BIG BLACK COCK MASTER RACE!

MONK: IT'S WHITEY GENOCIDE TIME!

BILL: HELL YES. DEATH TO THE NAZIS!

>>83275043
it went away when everyone realized the episodic sequels are just going to follow the MCU's formula of shooting straight down the middle with no risks whatsoever

i'm far more interested in the standalone films desu

It died the moment Lucas left.

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benicio kino though

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>>83274994

Im sure joking about satan and child molesting on SNL doesnt help his career

>>83274994
>everyone’s saying it is
critics are deluded

>>83274994
>career suicide
'no'

>>83274607
SO SHE WAS KILLING BY ROBOT DICK

IS THAT WHAT HAPPEN

>>83274625
no

he impregnated her with a xenomorph prototype

>>83274595
Can't rape the willing.

Idris Elba as Geralt:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rHWFpDD5jr

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>>83274060

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>>83274060

best geralt.

The Neon Demon and Lifeforce are a good double feature

Hopefully never, it's one of Refn's worst.
It's actually so forgettable I don't even remember what that bore was about. Just shows you that pretty colors can't really be a movie.

>>83273174
t. born ugly

>>83272930
> TFW Snoke is Goldmember

>>83272930
Just wait. At some point everyone's going to realize those Darth Plagueis rumors would have been better than whatever bullshit Disney is going to come up with.

>>83272930
Just how many times did he molest Kylo?

hamill hasn't played luke in thirty years, i'm not sure he has the best grasp on how his character would act now

>>83272605
Totally taken out of context. He says he was happy to be so wrong right after that.

>>83272553
>RLM was right

form your own opinion lil buddy.

They aren't the same. The xeno in alien is THE ultimate form.

This comes with the price of a very vulnerable starting stage. The chest buster in covenant is fully formed yes but it's not nearly as strong smart or resilient as the xeno in alien

>>83272553
I just want to know why it was dancing for david. That part just looked goofy.

>>83272322
Stupid

fuck-am-i-doing

fucking blades are not even sharp

>>83271879
cringe

>>83271879
the only winning move is to NEVER PAY
this is fucking WAR you mong
stop empowering people who hate you

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>After i moved out i never got a stupid fucking tv license since I have the internet
>TV is in my bedroom hooked up to playstation and laptop
>about a month after moving in, get knock on door, its the tv inspector
>He asks if i watch tv, and asks to come in when i say no
>He looks over my tv, and see's that an antenna could potentially be plugged into the back, issues me a fine and says if I don't like it i have to go to court
>Laugh and call him a cunt
>He smiles on his way out
>Did my research, got a shitty lawyer and we discussed everything, and I show that I have never had an antenna or digital cable running into my house, that its hooked up to multipe other things but not normal tv, that he moved my tv around before asking me looking for antenna cords and found non
>Judge sighs, and asks if the tv inspector has any pictures of antenna cables or even the behind of my tv that day
>tv inspector says no
>case dismissed, government pays my expenses
>I smile at the inspector on the way out


Since then i've had what appears to be tv people knock on my door a few times every year, i just don't bother answering

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yes

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>>83270817
It's redpilled kino

>>83270860
but why?

please Zack Snyder...

give a job