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>>83322692
R1 is not good, but enjoyable
TFA is a pile of shit

Neither. Star Shit is for children

Fuck, can't I pick both? Both are just wonderful, literally perfect movies.

This show is consistently kino.

WOW THIS SHOW HAS 9 SEASONS??

That's impressive. Didn't think it would last that long

>>83322488
>it's Malcolm in the middle from Lois' perspective

Surpised it's still going. Especially since its pretty much "Trumps America" on tv

>safety technician at a nuclear power plant
Pretty easily.

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Grimes was right.

>>83322117
Chuck had to sell cheap because his brother went to prison and the family needed money.

City of God

/thread

>>83321967
>/threading yourself
based newfag

>>83321943
You said yourself that you know 99% of them are garbage, so you know 1% of them are good, fucktard

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>>83321479
>it's a "Archie turns down two Aryan beauties for non-whites" episode

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Reminder that the only good part of this show is Blondefu.

>>83321188
Baywatch (R)

To let people know its a dirty lil fun R Rated flick. People are loving it so far. Its a little too dirty for the critics ;)

>>83321188
who is this semen demon

>>83321188
Planet of the rapes.. monkeys start raping the women

>twelve years a felon
next years Oscar winner

You can't break those cuffs

>>83321019
why wer his legs so short but his upper part of his body normal proportion?
he had midget legs with a normal mans torso and head wtf
what is that about?

>>83320989
Fuck that cuck the rock. Isn't he a fucking leftie? Thank god that movie bombed

>>83320989
They don't make movies for men anymore.

just got back from Viewing that Comedy Kino

I can confirm its a urinating good time for the whole family.

There I was sitting in the dark theater. Wearing my Jean Shorts and Sandals (my regular theater fashion).
its a non stop laugh riot. actually its too many laughs because i missed some jokes when the entire audience were guffawing uncontrollably. About half way into the showing i felt a warn wet sensation on my bare feet. I looked down and noticed a steady stream of urine washing down over my feet.
By the third act the piss stream turned into a mighty cataract of warm yellow liquid

Can we all agree that Wally is in fact an actor playing their dead son?

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>>83320340

ga- i mean, jay

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bump

>>83320034
Solo right now? No. Maybe with alpha flight or deadpool

Like all child actors she will turn too ugly when she grows up

I couldn't care less about the DCU after the last 3 tragic movies

"muh kino" should be "muh buzzword"

>>83319776
I'm gonna go ahead and commit the sexist hate crime of disliking this movie. Forgive me. All women everywhere, forgive me.

>>83319776
Anticipated by who? RT critics?

>>83319295
It's being handled by a different director.

>>83319355
That doesn't mean it won't be full of the same obnoxious SJW elements though

>>83319295
It has the same poorly written characters, it's extending the same dumb plot with with the same dumb factions, and it's still a pointless Disney nu-Wars movie that didn't need to be made.

Even if it's 10x better than TFA, it'll still be shit and nothing more than a poorly written fanfiction film.

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>I tip

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>he volunteers to subsidize failing businesses

>>83319134
I will never not laugh about American tipping culture, what a bunch of corporate cucks.

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Never read the book but the premise is interesting.
I'm enjoying the show a lot. The first 3 episodes have put on a lot of heavy dialogue without explaining too much (which is fine if you aren't mentally challenged). The art direction is really good though and it is technically one of the best looking shows on right now.
Episode 5 did a really good job of actually explaining and setting up the plot for the rest of the show, as well as give Shadow a more active role in the show.

Also Mad Sweeney is the best character in the show.

>>83318650
This cunt has my coin. Give me my count back, cunt.

I get this is a shitpost, but I have always genuinely wondered this. I watched the first season or 2, and I've never understood the hype or love. Image related is a qt, but that doesn't explain the massive runaway popularity.

I mean, shit, a naval crime show has some of the highest fanfiction numbers out there. What is there you could possibly write that much shit about?

>>83317758
its like a goofy haha comedy you know? with murder to tantalize old women

>>83318157
It's a shitpost coming from genuine confusion that people like this show. Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't get it.

She is cute, but I've honestly never watched a show just because one of the actors is hot. That's what porn is for.