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ITT: /tv/s guiltiest of guilty pleasure films. Pic related.
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Don't feel guilty. Is good.
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>>83336017
It's comekino, don't feel bad.
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ITT: old viral video kino
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CHEEZ-ITS
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A DEMON
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>>83335732
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zvrCzcJrhng
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i remember watching this shit on stupid videos back in like 2004. good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx43m-FuLSg
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OKAY, so me and the boys just got back from babewatch 2017(Baywatch™) and I have to get this blog post out before the critics get to rotten tomatoes™. Here's the rundown bros and ladies:
What to expect:
- a good time if you aren't too serious about things and know how to have a good time
- a lot of RAUNCHY HUMOUR... guys and gals DON'T bring your in laws they will not get it. this is the type of movie to have a GOOD TIME and let's face it sometimes that means things get a little RAUNCHY.
- nerdy library type people ARE NOT going to ENJOY this much of a SPLASHY Summer ROMP. It's not for them! Ignore all the critics or as my boys and I call them HATERS. They don't know how to HAVE A GOOD TIME THIS FILM ISN'T FOR **THEM** IT'S FOR US. LAID BACK NO STRESS GOOD TIMES GOOD VIBES FUN PEOPLE SO DON'T LET THE HATERS SCARE YOU AWAY. THEY ARE PAID TO HATE NOT HAVE A GOOD TIME YOU KNOW WHO YOUARE OUT THERE SO GET DOWN TO THE CINEPLEX AND LETS GET IT ON.
What to bring:
- okay, guys, listen up. you're going to get wet. just ACCEPT it right now because it's going to happen so don't stress. my bro Forest went to Costco before the show and picked up a bulk pack of socks... YOU. ARE. GOING. TO. NEED. EXTRA. SOCKS. I can't overstate this point. Guys, you're going to the SMASH COMEDY ROMP of the Summer, possibly the decade. You're going to get piss on your feet.
- Always recommend a sleeve of AMERICAN BEER for summer hit raunchy flicks. ENJOY YOURSELF RIGHT!
- COOL PEOPLE. MY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THIS FILM. ROLL DEEP ROLL EARLY ROLL OFTEN. PEOPLE GET OUT AND GET TO THE SHOW THIS IS YOUR TIME TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
- Sunblock! Just kidding dudes, you are going to probably think you need it with all the HOT PEOPLE IN THE SUN on screen, but trust me guys, you can't get sunburned from a movie screen even if it feels like A BEACH PARTY.
OKAY DUDES AND LADIES, so everyone should be ready all that's left to say is HAVE A GOOD TIME AND LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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just got back from Viewing that Comedy Kino
I can confirm its a urinating good time for the whole family.
There I was sitting in the dark theater. Wearing my Jean Shorts and Sandals (my regular theater fashion).
its a non stop laugh riot. actually its too many laughs because i missed some jokes when the entire audience were guffawing uncontrollably. About half way into the showing i felt a warn wet sensation on my bare feet. I looked down and noticed a steady stream of urine washing down over my feet.
By the third act the piss stream turned into a mighty cataract of warm yellow liquid
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These posts are an ab working, cannot stop laughing.
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>>83334614
*workout lel
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>Baywatch floppe-
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It has to make back 6x it's claimed budget to cover marketing
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Don't worry FANS, EU #baybros will save it!
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Hey guys, it's me ya boi Dwayne! People are loving this movie, I keep getting pics of people pissing themselves from laughter in movie theatres haha. Baywatch™ is a great movie and it has a 100% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Really great movie, the critics obviously don't care about the fans. Anyways, I got to go. Gonna see Baywatch™ for the 40th time.
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Hey guys it's your boy The Rock™
Hope you guys are spending this beautiful memorial day honoring our fallen soldiers by watching my latest smash hit comedy Baywatch™
As someone who played an Army Veteran in the widely successful Walking Tall™, I know exactly what our men and women go through, and if the fallen were still alive I guarantee you they'd be in a movie theater right now watching my latest smash hit comedy Baywatch™
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>>83332275
*blocks your path*
Let's see you try and beat me big guy
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why is he so desperate?
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>>83332275
Beautiful feet <3
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How can Daniels even compete?
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dude like shut up..
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>>83332263
Fuck off lad, her freckle game is ridiculous
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She's so ugly
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>Zoom in
>Enhance
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>character speaks ill of someone
>other characters go silent
>'he is behind me, isn't he?'
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>mid 90s movie
>IIIIIIIIIIII AM ONE OF THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE, MELLLLLLLLLLLLLADRAMATIC FOOLSSSSSSSSSSSS
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so did Jerry move to a very similar apartment but without the glass roof?
Did Kramer move with him?
Was the new building non-dog friendly? Would explain why Kramer's dog never appeared after the pilot
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kramer wasnt in the pilot, that was kessler, jerry moved because kessler didnt believe in the holocaust.
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rare view, kinda interesting, this wall was almost never seen
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Been working in the NYC film industry for 3 year. Worked the last 2 seasons of SNL in the film unit. AMA.
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Kyle Mooney fuck off already
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Dude Like Shut Up.
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>>83331035
Prove it
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you can only post in this thread if you've seen goodfellas, casino, sopranos, some of godfather I, donnie brasco, and blow multiple times
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dude like, shut up
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>>83330822
>Donnie Brasco
>Multiple times
Why bother?
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>>83330937
t. faggot who should make a left off the bridge
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>83330802
how pathetic are you that you actually put effort to fake this?
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>>83330828
I dunno, how pathetic are you to care what review score some dumb chick flick gets?
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>>83330802
why bother doing this?
odds are the movie will be shit and get bad reviews anyway, just wait for the real thing
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>Do you hear that Peter? Our race's extinction? The colored roaming our streets? The zipper heads feeding our children? The wetbacks! The Wetbacks taking OUR jobs, our health care? Do you hear it, Peter? You know what get the fuck out of my car.
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>Peter... your father was Italian
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>>83329995
>Peter.... I am Italian. I mean, I look like one. How could you have not been suspicious?
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T.J. Miller is leaving the show....
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>>83328946
his character is already barely on the show. he just kind of shows up to make some quips once in a while. last episode something happened with him tho so that was cool
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his character is one-note.
Actually the whole show is just recycling storylines. Cancel it
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>>83329118
He brings energy to the show that is otherwise non-existent.
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Why didn't the McDonalds girl just say no?
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why didn't YOU?
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Women simply cannot handle free will.
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i'm only here for the webbums to be quite honest with all of you famalamas
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>on a random day in October 2% of the population disappeared into thin air
>also the main character can see dead people as well as die and go to this purgatory-ish place where all the dead people are going on wacky adventures that seemingly have little to nothing to do with their lives. And if any of them they die there they move on to heaven or something? And the main character can come back to life and leave whenever he wants.
Am I missing something here? All of this "Hotel" shit feels totally incoherent and more than a little sloppy.
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boy they really thought this through
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>>83327806
Sometimes you have to let the mystery be.
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>>83327806
Or maybe Kevin is experiencing a psychotic break like his father.