Thoughts on Rosamund Pike's perfomance in Jack Reacher?
>>83364498
I wanna suck those titties man
I'd give her the "pike" if you know what i mean
She was milking while filming.
Cherylfags not allowed.
Pure Betty now.
>>83364368
>>83364587
This is a Christian thread, no incest is allowed.
>tfw no betty gf
How would you do Warcraft 2?
>Thrall says he will kill malganis
>Thrall shoots grom in the face
>he was in love with malganis all along
>they live happy ever aftar
Its the Metzen special
>>83364013
I wouldn't.
First word(s) that come to mind
his smile and optimism gone
>>83363707
is that the guy from Community?
KILL YO DAWG NIQUH
Who here said it would flop? I only remember Marvelets trying to convince everyone it was gonna suck.
>looks like shit
>isn't out yet
>embargoed until 9 hours ago
>only screened for people who'd give it good reviews
>tons of good reviews posted immediately
... oh look its every large budget hollywood release since the internet went mainstream
/TV/ WILL RECOVER F-FROM THIS YOU'LL SEE
>American character hangs up without saying goodbye
>American character brushes his teeth before breakfast
>American character doesn't take off his shoes before entering a house
>the reeeeing begins
>American character uses brown paper bags without handles
>American character puts bread in the fridge
>American character uses syrup on pancakes
>American character calls standard 24 hour time format "military time"
>>83363298
>American character doesn't take a single bite of his food that he just ordered before leaving the restaurant
Which President deserves a biopic the most?
>>83363282
beat me to it but yes jackson
>>83363252
Dubya already got a few.
WHAT ARE THEY WAITING FOR DAVID ANSWER YOU FUCKING GAYBOT WHO ARE THEY WAITING FOR?
BLOW THIS WHILE I DO THE FINGERING
>>83363143
what if you sat on it? would it do anal implantation?
> Opens with bashing Trump
> Cum on tits joke
> Laser hair removal joke
> Hair removal is worse than losing a child.
I'm less than 10 minutes in.
>it's a "neckbeard hates women so watches a woman's comedy special and pointlessly lists the categories that their jokes fall into as though he's making some kind of point" episode
>>83363039
>>83363142
Actually I'm a huge comedy fan and I'll give anyone a go to see if they are good / have gotten better.
I fucking hate Schumer, but I watched the leather special just to see if the hate was justified.
She's on a My dog / squirells bit that either isn't funny or it's just not for me.
The soft light is pissing me off too.
Why do Americans use butter and oil at the same time?
>>83363002
The butter browns the bed, the oil conducts the heat evenly.
>>83363002
The more calories the tastier the meal
it adds extra umami and better mouth feel
Everything Wrong With Stargate In 14 Minutes Or Less
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyen90xcvYY
>>83362945
thought they were about to shit talk my sg-1, was about to drop the tactical nukes.in all honesty, they definitely could
>>83362945
>In 14 Minutes Or Less
why do people watch this fucking shit?
>>83362994
you must be canadian
>decided to watch this since no one else on /tv/ would
>mfw it's LITERALLY 1 and a half hours of random people of color of different ages, one after the other, staring at the camera and saying "I am not your negro"
What the fuck? Is this what qualifies as ""art"" nowadays?
>>83362895
im not your melanin rich person
>>83362895
Bad Goy! Very bad Goy!
>>83362895
There goes my negro
Whip him as he goes
There goes my negro
I make him farm dairy
/tv/ and Marvelfags BTFO
>implying /tv/ isn't a Snyder board
The problem lies elsewhere. But we will deal with them in time.
>>83362771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kcOpyM9cBg
You talk like a Sonic fan character, stop doing it.
what should we eat while watching this?
>>83361964CRABLEGS
her PUSSY!
ha ha
see what I did there?
>>83362082
what does pussy taste like?
A group called PLAYREADY has found a way to download the original Netflix streams from the Netflix servers in their original lossless 4K HEVC format. All the latest seasons of shows are being ripped as we speak without any need for capping, ripping or encoding. They can literally download the original file from Netflix servers the same way you can download original YouTube streams with youtube-dl.
Many of you may have noticed this on private trackers as PLAYREADY is currently working on getting as many Netflix shows downloaded and leaked before they patch the exploit.
The method is being kept secret, so this may go on for a long time.
Has /tv/ downloaded any of these original 4K rips yet? They are better than Bluray quality. Not even joking. Better start buying more hard drives to store that 4K tvkino, boys.
>>83361761
>the same way you can download original YouTube streams with youtube-dl.
You can't. You can only download the shitty encoded versions that YouTube present.
Vimeo sometimes offers the original stream.
Are they releasing 4K masters before Netflix bitrate starves them so they can be streamed off the internet? Or have they just found a way to copy 1-1 the streams Netflix proffers?
>he fell for the 4k meme
my projector can't go any higher than old school 'hd' which is 720p. Maybe I should get an upgrade for this shit.