Baywatch = BAEwatch
What a fun ride! Definitely the movie of the summer, can't wait to go again with all my friends. We were laughing and quoting the movie for hours after.
#DwayneJohnson2020
Couldn't agree more! It was a roller coaster of fun and laughter. Definitely my favorite movie of 2017 so far.
>>83283191
Am I watching the birth of a brand new /tv/ meme?
Wore diapers to the cinema on my second screening because the first time I peed myself from laughing so hard at the raunchy r-rated FUN
why does this movie have so many fuckin awkward parts? like weird ass dialog and shit
Written by a bitter old racist who tried to make his bitter racist self-insert some sort of hero he sees himself as for killing little kids in Vietnam.
Obviously it is awkward when non-deluded people see him solve all his problems by just being conservative really really hard.
Hollywood is just too disconnected from real world issues.
>>83283055
because its a bad movie
>>83283167
Now that I know he directed it himself that explains a lot.
I never considered myself much of a critic, but I am DEFINITELY a film FAN! And I gotta say, I've seen a LOT of movies in my life, but BAYWATCH is the best of them all. The comedy is laugh out loud funny, the action is intense, the characters are great! This is LITERALLY THE BEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!
>>83282700
>>83282700
End it rock
>>83282700
Me too, fellow FAN. Seems the CRITICS don't understand R rated FUN. This is KILLING IT with FANS
How could this happen?
We had this thread last night.
He made his mistakes.
>>83282685
He's black, so either crack cocaine or aids
Started watching Westworld recently. Somebody told me there were different time lines or something. How many are there in this show? Wtf is going on?
Is it supposed to make no sense?
theres an alternate timeline that exists inside her enormous gunt
>>83282626
Also how far is it into the future that they can shrink people down to fit in that small model/town in the control room?
>>83282626
one timeline is in the present, the other is a flashback that takes place 20 years ago
Looks like kino is back on the menu boys.
I will get unironic chills when Superman comes back just in time to save the day, as his glorious orchestral theme swells
>>83282265
>Marvel: IronMan is our most popular hero
>DC: Lets make 3 IronMan ripoffs from our beloved characters(BatMan, Flash, and Cyborg)
The only reason I will watch this movie, is Ronon(stargate)
>>83282265
>Joss Whedon taking over post-production
Dead in the water
Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.
>>83281882
Why are normies so disturbed by not being surrounded by their fellow idiots constantly?
LITERALLY me
>>83281996
Why aren't autists disturbed by being alone constantly?
What are some DVD/Blu-Rays with great features?
I don't understand why /tv/ hates this movie.
>/tv/ always whines about capeshit taking itself seriously
>Deadpool comes along
>movie knows that it's source material is silly
>director makes the movie silly
>/tv/ hates it
Is there any real criticism besides reddit liking it?
>>83282051
because it's reddit incar-
oh...well it's just not funny to be honest. I enjoyed most things about it except the attempts at humour which were a little too juvenile to me, but as you say, that's just true to the source material.
>>83282051
>Trying way too hard
>Reddit humor
>le safe edgy humor
>hellafuckin epic references
>cringey epin marketing xD
Take your pick
>Is there any real criticism besides reddit liking it?
Reddit liking it IS real criticism
Has she been in anything new, lads?
I miss "critiquing" her body of work.
>>83281826
the real question is, has something new been in her?
>>83281826
She's been keeping pretty busy since Mad Men finished
She was in Fist Fight, she was a bitch in that movie as well.
>regarded as one of the best
>complete and total fucking shit
Why is this movie considered one of the best, /tv/? Marblown Rando hamms up his role throughout the entirety of the film, the pacing of the movie is so slow and boring, and the writing has not aged well at all.
>>83281755
Fans LOVE the movie. Critics HATE it. What a glaring disconnect. People just want to laugh & have fun. #Godfather
>being open about thinking Godfather is shit
what a moron you really are.
>>83281839
Nice
>there are people on this board who believe Ron Perlman is a good actor
>>83281588
He's good in Cronos.
He was in a cave man movie once and he was the only actor who didn't have to wear makeup
>>83281588
Spotted the nigger.
Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Hey, Jason. Have you?
>>83281502
Jeanette Goldstein, have you ever been mistaken for a Latina
>>83281502
>>83281527
AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Ridley Scott explained the motives behind the Engineer race and why David bombed them.
According to Scott, the Engineers periodically visit worlds they've seeded with life and occasionally will "wipe the slate clean" if they discover their offspring have lost their way. Much like the catastrophes described in biblical times when God grew tired of Mankind, the Engineers too, would eradicate entire generations of species if they proved to be a disappointment.
>>83281487
If the planet went wrong, they would want to wipe it clean. But that could take 500 years. When they revisit – because different visitors would come back and see we’re not doing so well – they would look at these human beings that are jerks, that are killing the planet, killing themselves, can’t settle down, they’re like a bunch of children. We should wipe it clean.
>>83281498
Following on, Ridley explains that David has no respect for Engineers or Humanity and actually have developed a hatred of their species collectively:
He hates them. He has no respect for Engineers and no respect for human beings.
>>83281487
>millions of years since you invented space travel and super advanced genetic manipulation
>can't invent a defense against someone flying a several thousand years old version of one of your own space ships on top of you and dropping goo on you
I've been rewatching this
god damn, this might be the closest thing to a perfect series.
Should I get me hopes up for the movie?
Script is done. It's up to HBO if they gonna accept it or not. It depends on how good it is I guess. Building all those sets for one movie isn't gonna be cheap though... I don't know why they're not aiming for a trilogy or something instead.
Powers Boothe just died, so I'm not sure it would work without Cy Tolliver.
No.
Cocksucker.
Does /tv/ prefer the Alien or the Predators?
>>83281285
Both are ok :) xD
>>83281285
Alien films are the better films.
Except Alien 4, but that one doesn't count.
>>83281450
>he doesn't know Predator 2 is better then anything in the Alien franchise
>he thinks alien 3 is better then 4