Archived threads in /tv/ - Television & Film - 5365. page

>>83318828
we'll continue to fuck your shit up and you can't do anything about it, but you'll be forced to say you like it instead

I'm glad I'm not a Star Wars fan because I'm pretty sure this shit would piss me off.

>>83318828
I thought the force was gender neutral.

Pretty much all of my childhood and adolescence.

>>83318399
not enough sex due to Christianity

>>83318399
he took the blackpill

>>83318311
The Master - PTA, but everyone finds it boring and pretentious, so my non pretentious filter is House of the Devil.

>>83318526

idk how people dont see this is best PTA

Also yes house of the devil is great pleb filter

>>83318526
>>83318599
PTA?

>>83318266

Hopefully all of it, as in it doesn't get made.

>>83318288
have you read any of it anon?

>>83318266
This is going to fucking bomb as TV show. I already know it.

I don't understand that poster but it looks pretty good.

>>83318265

>Daniel Craig with a southern accent

weird but funny

>>83318265
>Ocean's 11, 12, 13 and Magic Mike

Poor Soderbergh, only remembered by flicks.

He should have retired and start painting shit as he said he would.

>>83318023
bix nood

>>83318023
nuffin?

It certainly wasn't to be a soldier or to kill.

His character makes more sense if he was just a bumbling sanitation worker who while carrying spare toilet paper for the stalls bumped into Rens elite squad and couldn't push out of the crowd until he was on the shuttle to Jakku.

>>83318006
I'd like to think that at least a few months passes between she's found and the colony discovering the ship

>>83318006
It's literally explained in the movie.

They colonists check out the coordinates of the derelict because Burke told them to.

Fucking pay attention.

>"Hur-durr, I can't understand movies even when they tell me why what happened happened in the movie itself"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPa5oVG-nII

>>83317995
good story, directing is excellent. Cuarons finest.
Shame it was a box office flop.

Subtle refugee propaganda. Need them illegal somali immigrants to prop up dem dying white populations.

>>83317995
masterpiecce, one of the good ones

Good director, yes. Good writer and storyteller, no. Give him a great script and he's spectacular, give him dreck and he doesn't even attempt to polish a turd, just create good visuals to compensate.

He's a good director. Even his worst are well directed films but with weak scripts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbw8EIVlzM0

>>83317942
alien 10/10

blade runner 6/10 (all style, no admirable story)

black rain 7/10 (decent 90s action flick, nothing remarkable though)

thelma and louise 3/10 (single 90s mom garbage)
1492 7/10 ok
White Squall 7/10 cheesy but watchable
GI Jane 5/10 garbage
Gladiator 6/10 overrated long winded, melodramatic
hannibal 2/10 garbage
black hawk down 5/10 stupid huzzah trash, corny, contrived
matchstick men 7/10 watchable
kingdom of heaven 5/10 boring
american ganster 5/10 boring, old tired type of movie making
robin hood 6/10 maybe this is worth watching again, i think i fell asleep when I watched it
prometheus 3/10 trash
the martian 3/10 trash
covenant 2/10 trash

He had 1 movie (Alien) that is significant

Mostly mediocre stuff after, then shittier and shittier

I know you guys watch movies once in awhile.

>50% complete off topic dogshit
>49% capeshit and tv show of the moment pleb shit
>1% attempt at discussing a movie
>never ever under any circumstances mentions the name of the movie anywhere in the post so no one knows what they are talking about

this is the absolute worst board gholy fuck

>>83317828
Does any of them have any pit hair scenes?

>>83317800
souls combat

>>83317800

Villains stop magically jumping off-screen to get away from a guy that's faster than the Lockheed SR-71 UNLESS they can fucking teleport.

enter the scene by punching the fucking villain out, not stopping and holding a discourse only for them to blast him into a wall

Bring in Major Disaster

Bring in Speed Metal

>>83317800
>Villains stop magically jumping off-screen to get away from a guy that's faster than the Lockheed SR-71 UNLESS they can fucking teleport.


FUCKING THIS!! HOW THE FUCK DOES HE HE HIT BUY NORMAL VILLEINS

>>83317662
Mark has been trying to warn us. He truly is a rebel hero.

He'll probably die of some strange "suicide" so it's fine.

But I agree with him. I've been a fan of Star Wars my whole life and have a lot of stupid shit collected but I hate Disney's direction with the series and I hate the false hype that's generated over it. Normies will pretend to like whatever is popular, but I remember back in school when I had to hide the fact that I was reading a Star Wars book because I didn't want anyone to call me out on being a fucking loser. Now those same people claim to love Star Wars XDDD

Fuck everything. Nuke the whole franchise and let it die.

Based Mark

actually its super truthful and thought provoking film which im going back to time and time again.
The way it shows the generations relating to each other through time i never seen elsewhere. It is very honest.

>>83317511
The 1st 50 minutes are so cringy for me, the way gosling meets his partner makes no sense, he just was riding through the woods super fast and "hey u can ride pretty good kid" " "when you ride like lightning you crash like thunder" A lot of the lines between the two seemed cheesy. Eva mendes character is so random and forced. Her relationship with the black guy seems disconnected and cucks him in .5 seconds even though shes lived with him for a year. Which i guess makes some sense since its ryan gosling but comeon they couldn't make a scene where she atleast shows some remorse or goes "oh i cant do this its not right"

>>83317648
>>83317511
I did like Bradley Coopers performance tho

>>83317420
>true detective
>classic
2/10

id say its better than six feet under

>>83317420
True Detective > The Leftovers >>>> The Sopranos
Haven't seen Six Feet Under.

>>83317415
Jay, it was the visual effect.

>>83317415
"Heroin use can cause long term users to shrink."

Webmd.com

I saw this at the theatre when it was released
Went in cold hadn't seen a trailer or any knowledge of it
Good times