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why are you not watching?
serious answers only
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>>83332647
Because the series started like this
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>>83332688
woah buddy this is whats known as a blue board
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>>83332688
>Tranny is a lesbian
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Dune Thread #4.2x10^8 2017-05-29 08:16:56 Post No.83332605
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Will we ever see a new film adaptation of Dune in the 21st century? Or is it one of those stories/novels like The Divine Invasion that wouldn't really adapt well to film?
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>>83332605
Won't adapt
It's all internal monologue and looking back on events that already happened
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Denis Villeneuve is making it as we speak.
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Judge Dredd; Mega City One TV show 2017-05-29 08:14:50 Post No.83332526
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Judge Dredd; Mega City One TV show
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How come none are discussing about this? It's been announced almost 20 days ago and it's set for 2018.
Is it going to be kino?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6873692/
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Movie was shite, don't have high hopes for this unless it goes full 2000AD
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>>83332526
Who's making it? Will Karl Urban be playing Dredd?
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>>83332583
>Movie was shite
your tastes are for sure.
About OP I had no idea, this means marketing is fucking things up again, so its not a good signal at all.
It's simple.
Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficiency for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.
Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released -- its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.
Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.
This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.
It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).
The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.
It's Mike Stoklasa.
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Why did they sell out so hard? Is it really impossible to go against Disney in the age of social media?
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>>83332457
Why won't he lose weight? I miss 2011 mike
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OP you fucking broke the code man find a safe place to hide before they get you
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Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 2017-05-29 08:10:10 Post No.83332351
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Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2239822/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZsG7WJVZv8
Not bad for a french movie...
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This is going to do Jupiter Ascending BO numbers. Will watch it anyway
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>>83332375
That seems to be an excellent movie, to see...
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Hey man, that's amazing!
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Did any of you watch the episode of SNL when she was on?
How did she do, was she an awkward mess?
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How can someone with such hideous legs have such patrician feet
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No one actually watches SNL lad
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>>83332313
i thought people stopped liking her after her nude scenes.
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Reviews start coming out tomorrow. Will it get good reviews?
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>>83331779
trips decides R/T score
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It actually comes out today
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Who's hype for Marvel's Inhumans?
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>>83332032
Great, Lena Dunham got another show.
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>>83331751
No one, fucking mouse shill
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What was marvel thinking
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>Marvel
>thinking
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Why do you have two of these webms saved on your phone? Are you that much of a chronic shitposter, sven?
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>>83331720
Weren't you doxxed pajeet?
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>tfw ardra will never order you to fuck her brains out.
How do i get rid of this feel bros?
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>>83331307
Go fap to tits of nine.
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How come Starfleet didn't counter every single threat or challenge to the Federation with absolute and overwhelming fire power ?
"Oh, you're some weird fucking alien who thinks it's okay to fuck around with the United Federation of Planets? Here's 30 fully armed Galaxy Class Starships headed your way at full warp."
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>>83331509
They're not a military organization
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>nature documentary
>British narrator
>Now this creature is one of the most deadly in the animal kingdom
>American narrator
>(guitar riff) Woah dude this bad boy's scarier than 4 year of Trump
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dude
like
shut
up
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>>83331158
>>American narrator
>>(guitar riff) Woah dude this bad boy's scarier than 4 year of Trump
give me a single example of where this happened
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>>83331158
name three documentaries and one biopic that does this
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What wentright?
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>>83331038
>dude like shut up
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nothing went right, it's a piece of forgettable trash
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>>83331038nothing
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Alfred Hitchcock visits you and demands to spend the bank holiday weekend watching your favourite movies. If he doesnt like them, you go back to movie hell with him.
What 5 films do you watch?
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dude like shut up
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>>83330624
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Man of Steel
Watchmen
Sucker Punch
300
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>>83330624
We just watch the SNL Rear Window sketch where January Jones keeps farting over and over
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.....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
*inhales*
*wheezes loudly*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE
I CAN NOT FUCKING BREATHE
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>>83330618
gotta go fast
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>>83330618
JESUS CHRIST OP CANNOT BREATH
SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE IMMEDIATELY
DONT YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME OP
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>>83330618
dude like shut up
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FANS are LOVING the new RAUNCHY FILM but movie theatres and critics don't get it, perhaps because so much PISS is flooding theatres across America, the RICH theatre owners are mad about the cleanup COSTS.
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Is this the new BvS meme?
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>>83330611
Maybe, but since there's no built in fanbase to keep it alive it probably wont last as long
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>>83330577
so is the rock some sort of pisslord now