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I fell asleep while watching this garbage. Total feminist rushed garbage.
The woman was the only character with balls to fight, when the men were potrayed as stupid.
Original trilogy was kino because it was well written and used live sets on the water.
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I accidentally fell asleep during the Salazar flashback, no shit. I'm pretty sad that I missed what appears to have been the best part of the movie.
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>>83356108
Sorry to say but his appearance was really dogshit. The CGi ruined the entire scene along with his acting.
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>>83356143
There was CGI in the flashback of him as a human? And what I want to know is where the fuck Elizabeth Swann came from at the end. She just shows up out of fucking nowhere. That was so stupid I wanted to laugh.
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All right bros, lets get serious though for just a few minutes about a real issue that's affecting real people all across the country.
Let's get out there and remember how to HAVE A GOOD TIME! There are so many HATERS, DISCONNECTED critics, but you know what? I say F*CK THEM!
HAHA THATS RIGHT. WE DON'T NEEEEED THEM! BROS, BAYWATCH™ IS SPLASHY FUN. IT'S A COM - BOMB. A lot of people talking in the industry have said to me, "The Rock, you can't make R Rated LAID BACK CHILL GOOD TIME movies"
No. So let's prove them wrong guys, GET OUT THERE AND GET LITTY.
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HELL YEAHHHH
RANCH IT UP, BROTENDO!!!
FORGET THE HATERS! SHOW THEM WHAT REAL LOVE IS LIKE!
MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND ALL THE EXTENDED PEOPLE THAT YOU MIGHT HAPPEN TO TALK TO IN DAILY LIFE TO JOIN IN ON THE FUN!
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H*ll yeah!
I love Baywatch™ (2017) (or as I like to call it, BABEwatch™ (2017)).
I could hardly stop my self from PEEING my PANTS when those RAUNCHY scenes start rolling for the FANS!
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>>83355767
*RAUNCH IT UP
psstit's free real estate
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Why do we hate this guy again
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>>83355681
he's funny but he's a sensitive little bitch
Perfect for somewhere like the Sundance fest- oh wait a minute...
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APOLOGIZE
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It's 73 now
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>>83355529
Haha playing catch up.
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>The City of Marvelcucks
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I'm making a HD full of movies to keep me entertained for this summer. Any recommendations?
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>>83355386
I have the Following per Director:
Arofnosky - The Works
Cox- Repo Man and Sid and Nancy
Cronenberg - Crash, The Fly, Videodrome, Naked Lunch
DePalma - Blow Out, Body Double, Carlito's Way, Carrie, Dressed to Kill, Obsession, Scarface, and The Fury
I'll list a few more in a bit.
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bump
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>>83355386
Try some Herzog
Just want to share this incredibly powerful picture I took of my son today. His number one idol is wonder woman and this movie means so much for us.
DC won.
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>>83355361
Won what?
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>>83355361
Just cut out his dick already.
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are you kidding me? get him on hormones already you dipshit
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>>83354976
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
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>>83355007
THAT ROLL IS GONNA WORLD ME
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>>83354976
DRUMPF
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Who had the better career?
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>>83354749
Anna, solely because of Frozen.
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>>83354749
my dick
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are their boobs touching?
debating on jerking off to this
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The time of man is over. THE AGE OF WOMEN HAS BEGUN! LONG LIVE FEMINISM! #DCEU4LIFE #FEMFREQUENCY #CHECKYOURPRIVLAGE #BIGISBEAUTIFUL #HILLARYISMYPRES #BLM
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Who else hyped for OUR FIRST REAL SUPERHERO!
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>>83354718
Snyder BTFO
Toxic masculinity BTFO
Funny, quirky DCEU is the new kino
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>embed embed
The Marvel Pajeets are going full desperate damage control now
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>>83354718
Hi Marvel
> DAMN MALE PIRATES ARE RETARDS
> GIVE ME ATTENTION!
>IM IMPORTAND AND SMART!
> MALES ARE SCUM AND STUPID
> FUCK THIS PIRATES FOCUS ON MY BORING ASS
wow.... what a likeable character dont you think?
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Kaya is a stone cold fox.
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Man, Pirates 5 was incredibly mediocre
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She has cunt brows. Bad case of bitch resting face
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
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LIKE A DUKE Lmao
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orange soda, please
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>Movies aren't doing it anymore
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>tfw enjoy nothing but don't feel depressed just super fucking bored
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>>83354438
Do music instead. More honesty in it. There's more OF it.
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Why does ABC want to kill this show? 2017-05-30 06:39:05 Post No.83354365
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Why does ABC want to kill this show?
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I just don't get it
>First season up against NCIS (most watched scripted series at the time)
>Second and third season take 2 month longer then needed brake to give timeslot to less popular prequel spinoff
>Forth season put into death slot, cut into three with two month haitus between each cut
>Fifth season having 8 month hiatus, put into even worst Friday night death slot
This is a show that was used as a vehicle for 3 other series and counting (Agent Carter, Inhumans, Damage Control) and due to the international market it is definitely profitable, so why do they keep trying to kill it?
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>first season is legitimately great and everyone hates it
>show is tweaked to meet the needs of focus groups and becomes generic shit
I would be mad about ABC killing this show if I were still watching
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>>83354465
What? Show was okay in its first season before the Winter Soldier tie in, but that's when it started being good and has only gotten better ever since.
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>>83354365
They're not trying to kill it. The entire thing was always a gap show. It was something to hype the next MCU movie while taking advantage of the fallout of the last. The design is to keep Marvel in your mind between releases.
Inhumans is more of that.
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Have you experienced these works of art?
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>>83354348
Mario Bros 3 is the peak of the series
I have microrgasms every time I land a perfect jump
replace Citizen Kane with some real kino like Tree of Life by Terrence Malik
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All of them, but Pet Sounds can be easily replaced by any Berliner Phillharmoniker recording conducted by Herbert Von Karajan.
Videogames are plain entertainment, not art, but I appreciate your effort.
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>>83354348
Best novel is Ulysses
Best record is Kind of Blue
Best film is La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc
Best video game is Ico
Goodnight DC, bros.
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>>83354336
Goodnight smug looking site, that for once didn't screw us over.
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>>83354336
finally DCfag can't blame rotten tomatoes anymore
and admit MoS, BvS and SS were shit
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>>83354426
Man of Steel has it's issues, the action, CGI and the destruction, but it wasn't bad.
BvS was terrible
SS was god awful