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How many times do you have to pee during a movie?
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>>83358558
I just watched Baywatch.
Clean it up wagecucks
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I let it rip right there during my experience of watching The Rock's newest movie, BAYWATCH in theaters right now!
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Depends on the movie
Baywatch, for example, made me piss so hard from laughing that there was a flash flood warning and everyone had to temporarily be escorted out of the theater.
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>get the 5 most annoying / disgusting dyke actress
>remake an already shitty old movie
Why?
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>from the writers of Broad City
>features a main character of Broad City
is there a word for this? It feels similar to nepotism
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Even if just ONE of these actresses gets her tits out in this, it'll have been worth it.
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>>83358380
>is there a word for this? It feels similar to nepotism
It's called "friends", when you look out for other people
You've probably never heard of it
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ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
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>>83358307
They come in peace!
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Those martians weretotal dicks.[/spoilers]
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>>83358307
god I wish I was that rat
>bad guy
>listens to classical music
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>>83358181
Hannibal
Fargo
Salieri
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>hero
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOOOOOOOUSE TONIGHT
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>>83358181
>bad guy
>he has an obvious tick that everyone pretends is not there
APOLOGIZE
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I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
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>>83358123
>highest rated DC""chad"" movie will be a Female Ghostbuster's tier panderfest
Enjoy Josh Wheaton too btw
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Has there ever been a more obvious critics buyout?
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With the Friday the 13th games coming out, I've been trying to decide what is the best film in the series is. What does /v/ think is the best part?
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>>83358092
the new york one
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>>83358128
There you have it op
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>>83358092
The 13th
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is this the most iconic scene of the late 90s/early 00s?
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>>83358015
I mean, you are technically right, when it comes to Bullet Time it was popularized by Matrix. (Especially this scene)
I still like the Lobby shootout a bit more
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The movie itself is.
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Oldfag who remembers the late-90's clearly here: at the time, the fucking bag scene from American Beauty was probably the biggest cultural landmark, due to the sheer number of times it was parodied.
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What can we do about the big disconnect w/ critics & people?
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>>83357999
these critics are just HATERS my #Baybro, just stay litty and have FUN.
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>>83357999
educate the masses
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Round up people with last names ending in feld or stein or berg and make them wear arm bands with rotten tomatoes logo on them, then ship them to camps where we feed them nothing but crabs legs
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Is The WonderWoman "Hype" Real?
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There is always trolling and company war posting. But is there real excitement for the new WW movie? Or are we experiencing the same level of shitposting we saw with the Ghostbusters movie?
I feel like it is only going to get worse.
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it's clearly being given good reviews for being le feminist hot topic of the moment
even though fucking obviously there's been female super hero movies before but SJWs who dont watch movies dont know that
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>>83357858
>Or are we experiencing the same level of shitposting we saw with the Ghostbusters movie?
All the manbabbies are going to start about 10 threads a hour until the next reason to get upset comes along
Just filter key phrases and ride it out
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>>83358026
>All the manbabbies
But the trailer for the female Ghostbusters movie was horrible. And they were going to totally ignore the first (two) movies. And the CGI looked terrible.
WW doesn't seem as terrible.
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Could it save the DCEU?
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>>83357578
If done right, yes.
In the current state of things? No.
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the DCU didn't need saving, but if it did, i'd say it was done already
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No, but I'd still watch it
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WATCH MY FUCKING MOVIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>83357327
Best Dwaynepost thus far.
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Honestly I wasn't sure about BAYWATCH starring The Rock, but after finding out critics were out of touch I decided to give it a go. Boy was I not dissapointed! This raunchy romp fest is filled with big laughs, hot babes, and a great cast. I highly recommend checking it out. Stay litty! #pissjets
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already saw it twice with the squad and let me tell you, FUCK the CRITICS!
Raunchy? check
Adult comedy? check
Piss fest? you bet your CRITIC ass!
this is a film for the FANS!
Rock does it again!
>waste not
So basically what barbossa meant by this was "waste not, want not" which implies the first thing they were going to do after becoming human again was run a train on elizabeth.
How did verbinski get away with this?
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>>83357304
the scene where he tells her she best start believing in rape stories because she is in one was pretty crazy for a childrens movie
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well there was this black bull so it was pretty progressive desu
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remember the scene in the sequel with davy jones where it basically just turns into tentacle rape hentai? how the fuck did they actually get away with that one?
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FUCK WONDER WOMAN!
I WANT A HARLEY, JOKER, BATMAN MOVIE NOT A WONDER WOMAN MOVIE.
THAT IS ALL I WANT OUT OF THE DCEU. LETO AND AFFLECK GOING FACE TO FACE.
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OR JOSS WHEDON'S BATGIRL!!
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As soon as Affleck unJUST's himself
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Oh yay another fucking Batman movie
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>>83357289
There's already a shit ton of Batman movies. It's good that DC is giving exposure to characters other than the "Big Two."By which, of course, I'm referring to Bane and CIA.
characters who literlly did nothing wrong
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>>83357218
This world is not fair
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>>83357218
I actually still don't know what Hannah tried to blame Clay for
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>>83357455
being a beta basically
What does 4chan think about these movies? I think they are weirdly enjoyable. Sure you have to ignore some things that make fuckall sense but you should be down for that when starting up a Boll movie.
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They're all right, I think their strength lies solely in the lead actor. I always get him mixed up with Mark Webber, I though that was him in Green Room for the entire time.
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>>83357125
One of my favorite franchises, the first one is obviously the masterpiece and the sequel does take a dip in quality but still enjoyable and Bill's speech is spot on. The third however does not provide the character with a satisfying end.
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>>83358164
>The third however does not provide the character with a satisfying end.
That's because Uwe Boll had no money at all when he made that movie due to having no more investors to help finance his films and so he had to resort to filming the whole thing in a forest and some small rooms.
Sadly we got no street car chase or city slaughter which would have been great but yeah.
Sadly Uwe Boll has retired completely from filmmaking due to being broke.
I really like his realism films
>Heart of America
>Tunnel Rats
>Stoic
>Darfur
Check those out if you haven't seen them