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Thoughts on Xenia onatopp?
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>>83365236
She was fucking fine as hell in her prime, now she's a top tier cougar
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Underrated actress.
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>>83365236
She was great as a trannie on Nip/Tuck
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>finally get the girl of your dreams
>reject her
What the fuck Peter?
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>>83365177
Autism
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>>83365177
He found out she was 1/16 Jewish.
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>Aunt May - Peter you know before they were the Jane's, they went by Janikowski. It's a typical heeb trick to hide behind subterfuge and the homogenization of their kind. You watch out for that fire kike you hear Peter.
Jesus Raimi
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Can you imagine it? Sh*t is gonna go down yo!
Wow! Is that crazy chick holding up a glass of red wine??? That is a sure sign that it's going to be a Rough Night!
We've ALL been there right? lol!
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>>83365158
has there ever been a collection of more punchable faces on one movie poster
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>>83365250
>rapeable faces
Ftfy
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imagine if they all made you lick their bum holes mmmm
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How come he doesn't have his own show?
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the chip podacast is only getting better
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>>83364985
He had a show on HBO that was a massive flop
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he's not a happy friendly host, like a Wayne Brady, and he's too degenerate to be a critical host.
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F Is For Family general 2017-05-30 02:26:23 Post No.83364865
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What does /tv/ think about this show?
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>>83364865
Not enough old black feminist women.
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>>83364865
I liked it
Not very memorable but entertaining
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I know I've seen a couple of episodes but I can't remember a single thing about it
Who, me?
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I'm not sure if I should feel bad for laughing at him saying literally anything
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>>83364854
I'll knock you out, you little roach
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>when he tries to convince everyone that Dominic shat in his pants while he was asleep.
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How do you go from this...
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...to this
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>>83364786
Gotta pay dem taxes!
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Blade 3 isn't very good.
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GIVEN the RUMORS, that Star Trek Discovery is NOT following the TOS/TNG timeline , why MIGHT CBS Corp NOT give fans what they want?
Why would CBS Corp (RUMORED) choose to NOT progress the TNG timeline of Star Trek, which many fans want?
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Probably because they know they're too incompetent to actually bother with continuity so they just want to 'go their own way.'
In all likelyhood it's set in the jar jar abrahms universe.
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>>83364556
>they know they're too incompetent to actually bother with continuity
If this is true, they passed up the chance to hire the fanfic creators of Star Trek Anaxar, which many fans praised, and those creators nearly sued for starting to make money.
If true I see this all as a true missed opportunity to actually supply something fans have long desperately wanted.
Seth Macfarlane's The Orville is a good example of what fans really want. A Star Trek that follows the sleek futuristic progression of TNG, or maybe even farther into the future with the temporal agent stories.
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>>83364803
>looks like a better Star Trek than Star Trek Discovery
Agreed.
OF COURSE....
THE BOB LOBLAW LAW BLOG
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BOB LOBLAW LOBS LAW BOMB
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YOU SIR ARE A MOUTHFULL
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>>83364511
This joke doesn't work for UK anons because we actually enunciate...
CHEEEEEESECAKE?
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>>83364443
Eh-heh-heh
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You're angry now. Good.
Now we can laugh at you reeing.
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GARLIC BREAD?
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ITT: Movies that couldn't be made now
>Mel Brooks making fun of Kevin Costner's Robin Hood film which had cast Morgan Freeman in a film set in medieval Europe with Dave Chapelle's Ahchoo
Whats sad is that casting black people in time periods and places they don't belong in is a standard practice these days
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I think the reason why Men In Tights isn't as funny as it could be is because the movie being parodied is silly as fuck to begin with.
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>>83364425
is that the same guy from princess bride and those saw movies?
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>>83364425
your a moron
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>Memorial Day
>Turn on TV
>History Channel
>It's American Pickers, all day
>Turn on Discovery Channel
>It's Street Outlaws, all day
When did you realize these channels were dead?
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many years ago when reality tv infested every single channel. i bailed on tv long ago
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This gave me feels anon
Used to watch history channel al the time with Dad
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>>83364182
Watch youtube, or netflix or hulu or use whatever, fuck television. I used to sit down for hours on holiday watching world war 2 over and over and over and over but it's all reality bullshit. I hate television.
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/tv/ EXCLUSIVE - Leaked B-Roll footage from upcoming Tom Cruise flick The Mummy! 2017-05-30 01:50:32 Post No.83363931
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/tv/ EXCLUSIVE - Leaked B-Roll footage from upcoming Tom Cruise flick The Mummy!
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>>83363931
NYAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHH
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fucking awful. brendan fraser is rolling in his studio apartment
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>>83364033
>brendan fraser is rolling in his studio apartment
I doubt he could afford that.
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Saw this yesterday.
I thought it's a pretty good movie, albeit a very imperfect one. Probably Kathryn Bigelow's best.
While the treatment of the racial discrimination issue is as subtle as a sledgehammer, the film features a "strong black woman" (Mace) who actually is strong, cool and very much likeable. It's now become fashionable to have "strong females" in films, but I find almost none of them to be convincing. Recently Wonder Woman banked on this concept, but I think I can safely assume that her character will also be unconvincing and even repulsive. Mace however comes off as believable and sympathetic. I think the reason is because they wanted to have an actual character and not a device for patronizing viewers. Why is this so hard to do for all these people going full SJW?
While not a cyberpunk movie, strictly speaking, it feels extremely much like one and I'd treat it as one. Great atmosphere and a whole cast of misfits of various degrees, and it basically is entirely about "high tech low life". Only problem is that the characters' level of competence fluctuates strangely -the scene where Lenny frantically grabs his gun under the bed because he heard a sound in his apartment, and then realizes he forgot to put the magazine in so he has to go back to his room and get it is great; the scene where he's watching a VR recording purposefully left for him in what obviously is a set-up, and then he gets surprised by an enemy is less so.
Also I thought the videotape killeractually being Maxwas very obvious. Am I the only one?
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Angela Bassett is one of the most convincing strong women ever.
I think it's the biceps.
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Na mate, The Hurt Locker is still KB's best movie, despite whatever tumblr gifs you've stumbled upon
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>>83363898
Why has James Cameron, a fucking white male, written better female characters than any female screenwriter in recent memory?
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ITT: characters who didn't deserve their fate
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>>83363684
She deserved it for not putting down a crazy person
We should kill all the niggers too
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