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>Mike Ryan of Uproxx criticized the convoluted plot and overabundance of characters, writing: "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man Tell No Tales is practically incoherent. I’ve been trying to wrap my head around the 'plot,' but it's been futile. I've asked literally eight other people who saw this movie to answer a couple specific questions and no one has been able to do it."
What the fuck is this retard doing bragging that he didn't understand the plot of this film? I'll admit that I didn't enjoy it nearly as much as I would have liked to, but "hard to understand" is not one of my criticisms. I found it very simple and easy to follow.
Is anyone here on /tv/ so dumb that they didn't understand a film chiefly made for children? I'll be glad to enlighten you if you have questions.
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Mike Ryan is absolutely shit. Vince Mancini is 10x better in every way. Everyone who reads it points it out each article.
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>>83368877
the bit where they are hanging on chains and fighting? while the sea is parted is literally incomprehensible
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Sounds like a raunchy, R-rated laugh-fest is what you need right now bro.
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Remember when Amy Adams appeared in Smallville? 2017-05-30 04:43:17 Post No.83368637
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Remember when Amy Adams appeared in Smallville?
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>>83368637
I fucking hate her "acting"
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>>83368637
Got a fucking jaw like Robert Z'Dar
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Tom Welling's face is ridiculously smooth.
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How much you want bet John Campea and Red Letter Meida will be the only ones who hate Wonder Women
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>>83368610
Armond White will rip it apart.
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Who cares what this Disney puppet thinks? Reminder, he hasn't disliked a single MCU film despite claiming he's bitter jaded critic.
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Campea liked it
Marvel Cucks looking for any reviewer to latch onto
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>hold my breath like the characters
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>>83368573
>Antarctica documentary
>turn my A/C all the way down
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>>83368573
>>83368662
learn 2 greentext properly
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>moody silent character
>pretend I'm like him for a whole day
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Just finished Wonder Woman, ask me anythig.
Here's a pref pros and cons
>pros
>coherent story
>action scenes are great
>the funny moments are funny but feet naturally with the tone
>Gadot is great
>The hero is actually heroic and save people
>cons
>weak villain
>the CGI isn't perfect
>the score is mediocre and generic save for the electric cello theme
>some of the dialogues are quite corny
Overall I'd save it's a safe and good origin story, I'd give it a 8/10
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>>83368389
>I'd give it a 8/10
Even if WW is good for a capeshit movie, you shouldn't give it 8/10. 8/10 should be for actual great movies, classics of the medium. If you give a merely decent movie 8/10 you're cheapening what 8/10 means.
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fuck off shill
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>>83368389
Do we see her tits?
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Is anyone else watching this? I've never seen it get discussed. I think it has its moments even though it can be boring at times. The main reason I watch this show is because I have a man crush on Pierce. What does /tv/ think?
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I've seen two threads on it, this one and another which had 2 replies.
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>>83368354
love this show, wish more people discussed it here
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Hope young Pierce bangs that German cutie.
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Why the FUCK haven't you seen Baywatch?
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I don't like The Rock as an actor
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I find I don't have the energy nor the initiative to do much of anythimg these days.
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Too litty for me.
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This Marvel-fag fucker such a fucking SHILL!!!! 2017-05-30 04:28:21 Post No.83368173
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This Marvel-fag fucker such a fucking SHILL!!!!
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Wonder Woman movie review by Collider's John Campea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kRpqWVJDtw
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>>83368173
>Civil War
>Top ten comic book movies of all time
Stopped right fucking there, but it's still hilarious watching this guys admit it's a good movie with such visible reluctance. You could read it on his fucking face - he wanted to keep sucking Disney's dick, but he knew doing so would bring down the ire of the SJW army.
The poetic irony is delicious.
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>>83368173
VERY COOL
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>>83368173
lol, not even the biggest Disneyfags can admit it was a bad movie. Apologize, marvelcucks.
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The people making these movies simply don't learn.
They keep adding the shit that brought the previous film down.
In this case it's the fuckload of plotpoints, I honestly forgot what the fuck were they going after in the plot.
Thankfully with that ending it's most likely the final movie in the series
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>>83368151
Does it have a cam or something? I still want to see it.
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Let me guess at one point the british navy intervenes and fucks everything up?
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>>83368292
Theres probably one. To be honest even if I thought the film wasnt good, it still wasnt bad. Like i wasnt begging for it to end. Thats something i guess
>>83369345
No they actually play a joke on this. [Spoiler] they were building up for it but at the very minute the navy shows up to ruin everything, the villain also shows up and BTFOs them in a second and they're never mentioned again. [/spoiler
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Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl is one of my all-time favourite performances.
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>>83368043
For me it was her performance in The Hole
She really captured the essence of a stupid slut when she flashed her tits
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>>83368043
>ok kiera can you just squeeze them together
>i am!
>ok put a corset on her
>i already have one on!
TITLETS
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She's pretty great in Domino and >>83368319
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I've started watching on this bad boy. Thoughts?
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>>83367959
Is it gay if I want a handjob from you?
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>>83367959
You will never in a trillion years experience the film. You'll think you'll have experienced, but you'll be cheated. It's such a sadness to think that you've seen a film on your fucking watch. Get real.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKiIroiCvZ0
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Are they war criminals? 2017-05-30 04:20:47 Post No.83367931
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One thing that bugged me about the last film is that the trio caused the manslaughter of many innocents who were not on either side of the 2nd Wizarding War.
For instance, their plan to break into Gringotts was not thought out properly.
First of all, the trio do not keep watch over Bogrod which results in him being burnt alive.
Secondly, Hermione's plan to release the dragon from it's chains results in a minecart with goblins and guards on board to plummet a huge drop to their deaths.
Thirdly when the dragon bursts into the hallway, the dragon breaths fire to running goblins, off screen you hear their cry, implying they have been burnt too.
A scene from the script but not in the movie states that some of the hallway goblins and guards did not survive the dragon.
These were not death eaters or other voldermort supporters, whose deaths otherwise would have been justified in a war. These were innocent people who are just spending a regular day at work.
What do you think? Are they criminals or did the guy who wrote this scene not think things though properly?
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Well first of all it isn't manslaughter but goblinslaughter
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dullest, stretched his legs, Stephen King, etc
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>>83368098
true lol
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I was watching Scream Queens and I started wondering
Why does Chanel fuck so many guys when she doesn't even enjoy having sex? I mean she was texting while John Stamos was railing her like she didn't even notice he was there
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Because that's what pretty girls do. They have sex with chads.
She's a caricature of bitchy girls obsessed with image who just do what society tells them to.
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>>83367899
Are you really that dumb?
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Status.
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>Lance Henriksen was originally considered to be the Terminator
>Henriksen was James Cameron's first choice to play the titular Terminator in The Terminator, when the cyborg conformed to its original concept of being a 'gray man' that could blend into a crowd before striking unexpectedly. Cameron even drew some concept art of Henriksen as the Terminator, but the character was eventually altered, becoming an unstoppable human tank instead of a stealthy infiltrator, and Arnold Schwarzenegger was cast in the role.
Would he have been a better choice than Arnold?
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Billy Idol was gonna be the liquid metal dude in T2
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Yes, Arnold destroyed all the movies he was in.
He turned kinos into flicks just by his presence.
Sometimes I imagine his movies with other actors.
Total Recall for Example could've been a masterpiece like Blade Runner with some other actor, Rufus Sewell for example.
Imagine Dark City with Arnold? It would've suck wouldn't it? Well then imagine Sewell in Total Recall
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It would have been good but in a different way
He's not as threatening or imposing as Arnie, but it would have been more appropriate for the context of the future setting
The threat of the infiltrating grey man is removed once you know who it is and what he looks like - where's the threat afterwards?
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Wonder Woman critiques 2017-05-30 04:11:28 Post No.83367665
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Based Stuckmanneister Reviews WW
https://youtu.be/iWZIRifjkxc
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>cuckman
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So if RLM hates this movie they are confirmed Disney shills right? I mean it was already clear after TFA, but just for confirmation