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The guy on the left
These moves are criminal

the dog warned the spiclet. should have respected him now he got rabies and dies. his fault one hundered per cent.

I know this is a bait thread, but...

"Who was in the wrong here?" implies that it's possible for the dog to be "in the wrong." Even if Cesar did nothing wrong, the dog didn't bite just to be a dick, she bit because she felt threatened

Moving on to the actual answer to your question: Cesar was absolutely in the wrong here. If you watch that whole scene, the dog is clearly very nervous, and gives Cesar every possible signal of "please leave me alone" as possible. She even backs away from him and tries to get out of the interaction several times, but he keeps menacing over her and coming at her. She was afraid, he was physically intimidating her and even "attacked" her (I know his little jab probably wasn't "painful" but it was aggressive and scary to the dog,) and after giving him every opportunity to leave her alone and he still didn't let up (she knew he wasn't going to stop,) she bit him to defend herself.

A professional should not be making dogs react like this. Whether it was just Cesar's actions, or his actions plus the presence of the camera crew that were making the dog uncomfortable, he should've read her behavior better and knew not to put her in that situation and push her into biting.* The goal (especially for potentially "dangerous" dogs) should be to work under the dog's threshold and set them up for success; care should be taken not to create situations where a dog feels they have no choice but to bite.

*I say he "should've read her behavior better," but it is my opinion that Cesar knew the dog was feeling threatened and was intentionally making her lash out because it makes for ~dramatic TV~. Cesar intentionally makes dogs react in order to show what a "huge difference" his "training" made after he bullies the dogs into a state of learned helplessness. This is not only irresponsible (comes with the potential of a dog later lashing out/attacking without giving warning signs since those warning signs were previously punished,) but also unethical.

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>and your other covfefe

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>and your other covfefe

>>83401943
what type of crem is that?

Remake. Better actors and it was always intended for a Western audience.

>>83400807
Remake

>>83400856
>western audience
>germany isn't western
kek, anyway naome watts is perfect in every way

Olive is supposed to be a uggo, so no

>>83401257
2 attractive dudes wouldn't fight over an ugly female

>>83401476
have you never watched jerry springer?

>>83400536

Daniel Craig proved he can't do a regular american accent for shit in that Tomb Raider movie, why the fuck did anyone think that he could possibly pull off a southern one ?

>>83400536
looks like kino tbqhf

>>83402089
He's literally one in that cast who seems to be able to pull off a southern accent. He's also the only Brit.

Yes. He was the only thing that kept The Office watchable post-Carrell.

>>83400545
/thread

He was one of the better characters out of the "let's add a bunch of new random le quriky characters to try to fill the void of Michael Scott leaving" lot

Is this a real quote?

Lord of the Rings actually took place in the Star Wars galaxy, a long time ago and far away.

>>83400567
Yes

>>83400484
I'd rub my cock on her face

>>83400484
Shit tier

She hated my guts the one time I met her

you sound gay

>>83400469
I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>83400483
I had a period in my life when I was obsessed with Chris Evans so I watched every single movie he was in searching for fap material.
He looked great in Cellular.

Why Australia is so cool?

>>83400473
it's the shitpost of continents.

>>83400404
It might be

WEW! XD Thanks, pal. Seems I can't go five minutes without a #Baywatch FAN tracking me down and thanking me for the laughs (and the soaked through shorts XD). Mahalo, brotha. #BAYWATCH #ShortageOfShorts #BuyStockInAdultDiapers

This is getting out of hand Dwayne

Look at how much effort you put into this shitty attempt at being funny.

first

Once the embryonic Alien (commonly known as a chestburster) has been implanted within the host organism, a remarkable system of chemical restructuring takes place:
The gestating Alien absorbs organic material from the host organismhost, breaking it down at a molecular level and forming new compounds. All organic molecules are based on long-chain hydrocarbons bearing different activating groups. The carbon units are disassociated from their existing compounds and are then recombined into crystal lattices which are used in the formation of the creature's hard bodily structures. The freed H+ ions are combined with surplus sulphate (SO42-) and nitrate (NO3-) groups to form the powerful acidic compounds which have been previously regarded as the Alien's "blood", although our research has proved this term to be unhelpful.
Much has been made of the Alien's apparent ability to operate with neither respiratory nor digestive functions: there is no real evidence of the creature actually eating, and we have yet to discover any form of digestive system; its evident imperviousness to the effects of vacuum would preclude any form of respiration in the sense that we understand it. Essentially, the Alien is able to operate without otherwise essential functions because it does not possess them, deriving its energy instead from a powerful bio- electrical charge generated within its body by means of acidic reaction. The Alien's "blood" is, in fact, a component of a powerful biological "battery".

Therefore, the aliens' hissing and the Queen alien's vapor clouds do not necessarily indicate respiration, and the aliens' ability to survive in a vacuum proves that they do not 'breath' at all. However, since the aliens have a hard body casing full of furiously reacting chemicals (hence the reason they tend to explode), it is probable that some of the reactions give rise to gaseous products which would require venting in order to keep their internal pressure and temperature stable. There is no reason why the creatures could not then use this by-product as a form of audible threat when squaring off against an opponent.

There have also been many queries raised as to the creatures' sensory apparatus. As far as the Alien's means of perception is concerned, dissection have again offered us new insights.

The ornate structures of the Alien's cranial exoskeleton appear to be designed to capture and amplify atmospheric vibrations: sound. The extended lateral rows of these structures along either side of the skull allow the Alien a wide field of "hearing" and acute sensitivity. This would, of course, be of no use to the creature in the context of a vacuum, and we were thus forced to consider further possibilities.

Spectroscopic analysis of the material composing the "blind" frontal plate of the skull has shown that it is composed of the unusual C60 carbon-lattice, which is known to demonstrate exceptional conductive properties. Behind the frontal plate, a series of highly sensitive thermoreactive organs are found. We can infer from this that the creatures are also able to register thermal signals and perceive radiated heat images, an ability which would be of obvious benefit in environments lacking atmosphere. These sensory facilities are obviously of great benefit to a creature as aggressive as the Alien.

>>83400007
>weird as plant that opens up safe
Retarded

It looks perfectly safe
I feel assured of it

>>83400007
what is that? why do I have this strange desire to just jam my face right into it?

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>>83399757
>it's true

Kong Skull Island is absolutely fucking horrible. It's as bad as Suicide Squad.

I love Wingard and have faith in him though.I would be more hype if Simon Barrett was writing it.

How the fuck did this guy move so far up the ladder?

>>83399727
Friends is overall not a good show. And your should stop making these threads

>>83399727
This will never annoy me.
You will not break me.

Are you annunciating the wrong word on purpose?