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Borat

>>83402929
Baywatch

Superbad

>weird accent
"blah blah blah blah blah blah..."
>pause
"Mr. Wick"
>Keanu walks out
>epin music plays
>camera lingers on close-up of the villain's face

YAWN

>>83402914
yo shutup

the guy who plays CIA

The only thing he kind of knows how to spell is his name, which is Lester.

>>83402861
but his name is beetlejuice?

should've spelt pusy lmao

>>83402826
>character wakes up sweating because of a nightmare
>doesn't jack off to straight trap porn to make himself feel better

>>83402826
if you have coke cans beside you at all times then anon I'm afraid you're an obese degenerate american

>character needs to shit
>doesn't use empty KFC bucket beside bed

>>83402779

They don't want to attract attention.

>>83402779
Because the dream world was set during a time period where it would stand out. How many female 3 letter agency agents did you see in 1999? Hell, how many now? Do any of them look seductive?

The humans didn't buy an ideal Matrix, doubt they'd buy a somewhat non backwards one.

They still needed to command respect from people in the matrix. Some slutty women in suits wouldn't exactly scare a team of cops.

Why do you faggots endlessly fall for the "franchise" and "everything explained" meme?

Why can't you just watch the first movie (or even two) enjoy them for what they are and move onto new things without endlessly accepting and normalizing the bastardization and franchising of every fucking movie?

>>83402846
I do. Nothing beyond the first is canon to me.

>>83402755
Did anyone actually ask for an explanation as to where the aliens came from? I always just assumed they were a species either native to LV-426 or being transported by the space jockeys ships and somehow got loose.

more like Dead in the Water.

And after GITS failed Scarjo stock isn't exactly riding high, plus they already have Captain Marvel in the works.

ScarJo is way past her expiration date. Nobody cares about her anymore. And a Black Widow movie is going to look even more desperate post-WW.

We'll get a successful Spider-Woman movie before we get a successful Black Widow movie. She's a complete non-character that's only there for all the male leads to bounce jokes and plot-points off of.

>its another "Truman stays up all night watching tranny porn even though he has work in the morning" episode

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>it's a "Truman stabs his wife in front of the cameras and the producers let her die" episode
>it's a "Truman discovers that everyone left the town and night comes right after since the studio was shut down by the government because of the incident" episode
>it's a "Truman wanders in the deserted town, alone, under a perpetual darkness for years before eventually finding his way out" episode

>>83402682
>it's a Truman fucks the dog because he thinks his alone episode

>>83402659

>>The best lightsaber duel in the series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mUVY9fLlw

ROTS da bestest evah

People were too triggered by Jar-Jar and a little kid doing what little kids do best.

>>83402659
its my fav of all the prequels. fight me.

>>83402601
sorry, don't watch blacked shows

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How has Aly not been cast in a capeshit movie yet? One of the few RL woman with actual comicbook proportions. You could spraypaint a costume on her and be camera ready.

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nobody give an fuck

Never even heard of this

Stop forcing them then

>>83402473
The joke is that it used to be Chuck's Fuck and Cuck

>>83402473
Don't reply to me you stupid çuck

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>>83402487
make me brappot

They wrote the damages incurred by the first Death Star off in taxes.

>>83402367
theres more iron in the asteroid belts than mass in the solar system. building a space station like that would be peanuts to an inter-galactic empire

>>83402367
death star construction is how the empire kickstarted the intergalactic economy. it was all a keynesian experiment to combat (youth) unemployment. jayandmikediscussdarthvaderssuit.jpeg.

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me on the left

>>83402318
I want to get pregnant her pusy

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L.A. face with an Oakland booty

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Leave us

DO YOU FEEL THE FORCE?

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>>83402291
Darth Bane?