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>>83411279
Sarcastic answer - the moment they thought Pirates needed a sequel.

Actual answer - the writers fundamentally misunderstood what made the first movie so great, and once they'd made the mistake and gone down the rabbit hole, the inertia continued to carry them all the way to the bottom.

Black Pearl was basically a formulaic adventure story with a lot of style. The characters were never meant to be more than flat audience substitutes. The pirates were fun because they were concerned with treasure and saying "arr". There wasn't any metaphysical baggage or epic world-saving. The sequels should have been more like spinoffs - leave the couple to their Happily Ever After and follow other adventures around the Caribbean, with familiar characters like Jack drifting in and out.

>>83411279
>No swordfights
>Entire "stealing the bank" scene was long and pointless
>Releasing the Pearl from the bottle was anticlimactic
>Killing Barbossa
>Henry had no character development
>Getting the trident felt too rushed/overly simple


The opening should have shown Will meeting his son for the first time, telling him about the curse, and being heartbroken at sea over his fate and deciding to search for the trident. Then show his gradual change into a Davy Jones-esque character.

The Walrus was Paul

These are not the dubs you're looking for.

>>83411249
Looks like they've already been returned Patrick. Thanks btw

Let's see Paul Allen's dubs

F is for Forgettable Crap Cartoon

F is for Bill should Fucking kill Nia

F is for Maureen a cute

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Got you, senpai

>>83410995
>>>/a/

>>83410995
NECK YOURSELF

>>83410911
except for the part where he did literally everything wrong

Yeah, DC shills are really celebrating too early

>Movies with female leads only get good reviews cuz feminism
Is this what /tv/ honestly believes?

>>83410800
Reminder: marvel movies only skate by fresh with 6/10s

(Thor 3 looks decent though . Spider-Man looks like fucking trash.)

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>>83410723
One of my fav Bond movies.

>That dark gritty first act
LEGENDARY

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GREAT VILLAIN

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BEST VILLAIN CAR EVER

The movie that began my love for Jaguars

>>83410632
Hikikomori avenger?

Mel Gibson

>>83410714
/thread

Dirty Harry
yes

No surprise here but The Good the Bad and the Ugly and Gran Torino.
Yes.

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>>83410544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLgj7b7hZXs&t=11s

>>83410473
It's a quippier Thor movie than we've had before.

>>83410473
>Straight cis male as a protagonist.
Nice to see DC is actually on track to making a progressive extended universe.

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*record scratch*

Yup, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here

I actually know this person irl

haha epic meme thread kys

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Awkwaaard...

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Yeah, he got handed a pretty rough deal. It's kind of a classically kafkaesk situation, isn't it? A guy who, as far as we know, probably doesn't deserve it having terrible and inexplicable things happening to him.

At least the ending implies he finally found peace. More than Kafka's protagonist could ever ask for.

>>83410256
His life is a prison full of bad things that happen to him that he didn't really ask for or chose to have with bad decisions. He just made decisions he thought would've turned out normal like everyone elses instead they all went wrong.

>>83410256
Only because I didn't know what the fuck was going on half the time and I'm not sure he did either.

what do you think you thought of it OP

it was fine

Beating the endboss by bargaining was a good idea and finally something fresh. Rest was pure shit though and even muh effects didn't really stand out after Inception or Enter The Void. A very empty movie, like most of the Marvel shit.

>>83410147
All things considered, it's the best show on tv.

I don't know I've never watched a single episode. Seems like crap.

>>83410147

White people. Seriously, go on their Facebook page and have a look. White, dumb, middle class people are the only people who would think this "show" had depth. It's fucking trash. Granted, a few seasons here and there were worthwhile but fuck, only one group of people could continue to endure this trash.

Make me a sandwich

She's a disgusting jew and has deformed skull shape, also no ass, tits.

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>>83410027
Noh

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Isn't it wierd how DC shills are supporting a IDF soldier who kills muslim people? That makes you racist

And this movie got good review because it's tumblr.

>>83410065
>calls others tumblr
>posts cuck evans the anti trump tumblr poster boy

What did the disneyshill mean by this?

>>83410209
Don't forget the pointless tripfagging to make him seem important