Why the fuck was this so forgettable? Not saying I didn't like it, but no one seems to remember it.
Because it's the same shit that every capeshit movie does. 90% of the movie is nothing happening while 10% has something happening and it's usually only towards the end.
>>83435103
>tied it in with the avengers
>instead of focusing on making a good plot, focused on setting it up for sequels/tie ins to DA CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
Basically it only really had the visuals going for it.
>>83435103
he was literally just tony stark
'mage' battles were just the same melee shit we have in every other marvel movie
What did he do for 23 years alone? How did this motherfucker feel?
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
Jerked off
He reread the script and wanted to die. What a terrible movie.
>early 00s flick
>I'm in too deep starts playing
>white character and black character interact with each other
>DMX's "Where The Hood At?" starts playing
>90% of /tv/ doesnt remember 9/11
im too old for this shit
>>83434701
sad that most don't understand the actual meaning of that song
Just got back from an early showing a friend of mine had at his work, ask what you'd like about the movie and I'll answer as best I can.It's actually really good. Like, for a superhero movie it's in the upper areas, Iron Man 1-tier.
Any lewdness?
>>83434667
Is the age of the DCEU kino upon us?[I know he didnt direct this/spoiler]
>>83434667
Have you apologized today, /tv/? It's never too late
So Jim is drugs now?
hes a big pussy imo
Apparently hes doing a Tarrence McKenna biopic and has been using psychedelics as a means to get into the role?
>>83434753
Fake news.
ITT: Movies that you hate, but everyone else loves.
Pic related
Mad Max Fury Road
>>83434635
Yeah, book was much better
>>83434682
Books r ghey
>haha YES!, he's from work (the hulk is there to battle him)
>uh oh
>wait why are you pulling down your pants
>unzips a 200 pound 20 inch BIG GREEN COCK and rushes toward Thor
>thor tries to run but the hulk pins him down and rips off his armor
>thrusts this mammoth of a cock in his ass filling his demi-god booty with a cock so big that he's started to physically die from it
>HULK KEK!
>as the hulk climaxes his semen pumps from his 200 pound cock into his ass, there is so much that Thor literally has semen coming out of his eyes, ears and every orifice
>thor is laying on the ground, lifeless and dead
>AND THE WINNER IS, THE HULK
>hulk puts his dick away and laughs at Thor as he lays there lifeless in a pile of hulks own semen.
Movie ends, and credits roll.
Thoughts?
>>83434634
bump
>>83434634
WHy did you write this?
>>83434634
Fucking faggot, butt hurt D.C. Fan boy
>the main characters in the movie are twins
>one is crazy
>the main characters in the movie are twins
>one isnt real
>both are crazy
>the main characters in the movie are twins
>both are crazy
ITT: characters who absolutely deserved their deaths
Literally every crew member in Alien: Covenant
>>83434397
I don't think anything can top the pineapple express bros dicking around with the snake in Prometheus. It felt like a gag reel moment that found it's way into the final cut.
>>83434397
Fuck I hated that guy. He was a mega douche and just did not see like he could be Noomi Rapace's boyfriend. Her character just did not seem like she would go for a faggot like him. She was too nice.
Worst casting ever.
Now she's married will she stop doing nude scenes? They seemed to get more extreme each season, culminating with the black dude last year
>>83434372
bug eyed kike
if she does they could just use Debbie instead
Who cares, her body is nothing special anyway.
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Cheeds feed and seed?
I guess cos it rhymes idk famz.
can this meme just die? It's not a complicated joke for Christ's sake.
Assuming Chuck's establishment had a similar rhyming scheme, what do you think the name of his store was?
>That season long arc where Truman met the girl he always dreamed of and actually got with her, only for her to ghost him a year later, resulting in Truman sitting up and waiting for a text that would never come while he slowly descends into full blow disparity
>it's a Truman gets to have a friend over from little league and they end up playing with each other's pee pee's and dry humping and kissing episode
Not sure how that wasn't CP
>its a Truman has to settle with the uglier version of the girl he liked
weird season desu.
>Truman was a NEET his whole life but now his only parent is dying.
This may be the last season lads.
>"Do what you have to with her then broom her fast!"
Jesus christ...
Do you think the new spiderman movie will have any moments of human drama as real and emotional as this one?
>>83434081
Nothing wrong with that, you're just a beta who thinks he's supposed to put all attractive females on a pedestal
>>83434438
This meme has never been funny.
>90's scene
>I'm blue if I were green I would die starts playing
>>83433907
>90s movie
>There she goes, there she goes again.. starts playing
>>83433980
Name 10 movies this song WASN'T in.
>>83434070
Your mums introduction to pornography
ITT: Films of no value
>>83433872
nigga what?
Im no fan of Haneke and even i see the value in Funny Games.
You must be a butthurt slasher fan who got triggered when Haneke called you out for your infantile taste.
trash humpers
is that a still from the anton yelchin biopic, as he strolls down the hill to get his mail