>*starts sobbing hysterically*
>I HATE YOU
Would've been a good comeback, desu
That was his comeback.
Just don't look at his sagging tits.
he's preparing to come back to her now that he's skinny again
>>83458418
>dont ever say mean things to me again.
Just finished watching Captain America: Civil War and i loved it.
Now i'm about to watch Batman vs Superman for the first time.
What am i in for?
>>83458417
Just watched Hotel Transylvania and I loved it. Now I'm about to watch Bram Stoker's Dracula for the first time. What am I in for?
>>83458417
Theres a lot more depth in BvS, a lot of philosophy and mythology. Considering you "loved" Marvel shit I don't think you have the IQ for this one mate.
If you know your mythologies and things like Moby Dick, or Excalibur you're going to appreciate BvS a lot more.
>>83458722
Don't fucking insult my IQ because I enjoyed a popcorn film you little spick.
Despite that I'm enjoying BvS but there doesn't seem to be a coherent plot .... It's abit spread out
what the fuck happened?
has he always been a hack that just got lucky with Alien and Blade Runner?
ridley scott is the new george lucas, only WAY worse. at least the prequels are fun, all of scott's movies in the past 20 years have been absolutely abysmal
almost in shock at how terrible covenant was
>>83458412
Senile.
>>83458412
Stop pretending Blade Runner is good
Alien was a fluke that turned out amazing
Black Rain is kino and Kingdom of Heaven is amazing.
>American character gets shot
>European character gets blown up
>>83458407
>he doesn't get girls mirin his freedom wounds
ishygddt
>>83458407
Name 20000 movies
Had he risen to the rank of Captain, do you think he would have become more popular than Kirk or Picard?
>>83458379
His son would still be dead
>>83458390
so he's not entirely wholesome
GOOLD?
https://pastebin.com/0huBp7Wn
>>83453937
What the hell does Fire Walk With Me even mean? Fire can't walk.
Mr. Tojamura is the worst part of season 2. Hands down.
What the hell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq4m3yAoW8E
Why are we not talking about how terrible Murder on the Orient Express looks?
>>83458269
It all looks moderately kino except for fucking Kenneth Branagh with a rat glued on his face as Poirot
>>83458269
BELIEVER
looks like oscar bait
There was an episode where a boy hid in a closet and disappeared, and they said it was a true story.
How?
there was an episode where a man went out into a field, got hit by lightning and vanished and they said it was a true story
How?
>>83458245
he went to Narnia
There was an episode with a ghost trucker and they said it was a true story.
How?
At the kinoplex ama
>>83458098
Check these dubs?
Post your anvil.
>>83458273
We phased out anvils for strainers years ago
You goddamn know why so stop with this shitposting.
>>83458070
Why though?
>>83458070
Never liked that depiction of Tom. He was clearly described as lean and athletic in the books.
>>83458357
What benefits would flying the ring to Mordor have other than saving time? Time was never a factor. If the fellowship had been running against the clock they wouldn't have dragged their feet leaving Rivendell, or have taken a month's vacation in Lothlorien.
Time wasn't an issue. What really mattered was that Sauron be given absolutely no indication of his enemies' true purpose. If he even considered that possibility he would have taken the relatively simple step of sealing the entrance to the forge.
The ring couldn't simply be dropped into the caldera, mind you. It had to be unmade in the forge.
This is the definition of Kino. I haven't laughed this hard in forever. Why are there no more shows like this, they'd make a killing in the ratings.
>>83458034
Watch Dark Place
these shows are great and normies don't care
>>83458121
We should kill all the normies man
>>83458199
If we do that we will become the normies
stay butthurt /tv/
#thefutureisfemale
>>83457998
Not when isis eventually controls their country
OH MY GOD MYSOGINY
>>83458052
Watch and learn.
Are you ready to see Gadot in a lot more movies because of Wonder Woman's success?
>>83457897
wtf I love Israeli women now.
>>83457897
they will flop spectuacular like the rest of her none F&F roles
>>83457897
i'm not
What's the first word to come to your mind when you see this face?
Run
Drainage
vintage
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that this movie wasn't so bad?
>>83457594
Fuck you
>>83457594
Literally just came back from the theatre, it premiered today in my country. It's not bad at all, the DCEU needed a movie like this.
orange and teal