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>>83479526
There are only 3 good movies on this list, guess which ones.

>>83479526
its shit

>>83479956
Speed Racer
Amadeus
The Aviator

>>83479467
it's Barq you fucking illiterate nigger

You didn't even try. Study harder and come back with decent bait.

>>83479467
yeah dude love me a bang old thyme rood beed

>>83479303
KCOLC'O EERHT

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you know...

The hooers are not what they seem

>>83479042
Yes, the only thing is that the movie, s1 and s2 have a few references to each other so it's best to watch those in order, not necessary though.

>>83479042
Don't bother with 3 mate, it's shit. Watch 1 and 2. 1 is probably the best and closest to the film.

>>83479042
Why would you start watching on anything other than the first season?

The whole show has been crap for like 3 years now, I dropped it after the episode where Steve becomes a tranny.

>>83479053
>>83478950

yeah this show really had a short golden era. But it was golden none the less

>>83479082
The quality is consistent seasons 2-9

Requesting the "Daddy" webm with the semen demon stripping off her underwear.

What the fuck was the point of this movie?

A man will cheat if two teanage sloots get naked and get all over his dick? No shit

>>83479345
Even if you didn't know they had AIDS or not?

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It's better than Toy Story 4's.

>>83478731
Woody is gay, and in love with Andy. Bo Peep is just a beard. His jealousy makes it obvious when Andy's affections turn to Buzz.

>>83478731
Not as good as what we got. Toy Story 1 & 2 is pure kino.

the one where he pummels critics into submission

postal

>>83478636
postal or rampage.
funny because i had opened postal 2 like a second before seeing the catalog

>>83478625

Is she still a Femme Fatale if she was sincere for her love for Roy?

The way they've positioned her, the viewer can't quite know how 'fatale' she is.

To what extent was she willing to exploit her beloved? Did she truly love him?

>>83478665
She probably cared about him a lot. She was also clearly very manipulative.

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pretty well, I'm just trying to figure out how to start

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>While it’s okay for Trevor to be a pubescent girl’s cartoon crush, Snyder has prepared us for more: In Batman v Superman, a black-and-white photograph showed Diana posed with Trevor and three sidekicks — Scotsman Charlie (Ewan Bremner), Turkish Sameer (Saïd Taghmaoui), and Native American The Chief (Eugene Brave Rock) — whose union suggests a global calling. But they’re actually just accessories, like Diana’s bracelets, with their electromagnetic force, and her golden lariat that compels men to speak the truth. They’re no more than bomb-tossing action-movie gadgeteers and gadgets. Even Diana’s flirtation with Trevor is more commercial than sexual. So here, again, is that character-versus-icon problem that reduces Diana’s personal, historical, mythological complexity.

>Sorry, fanboys and fangirls, Wonder Woman needs to cohere with the way Snyder used comic-book fantasy to simultaneously elevate and deepen the complicated human drives of DC Comics characters. Unfortunately, Diana’s “god-killer” question lacks resonance and exposes contemporary faithlessness — unlike Snyder’s visionary films, derived from folkloric belief and Christian notions of sacrifice and redemption (which occasionally made Sucker Punch awesome, stirring pop art). Snyder’s mature perspective is traded for women-warrior scenes in Themyscira that replace 300-style sensual intensity with the near-camp of butt-kicking female toughness. Connie Nielsen as Diana’s mother Hippolyta and Robin Wright as her soldier-aunt Antiope split the difference between conveying maternalism and bravura as recompense for a society that lives sexlessly without men (not an issue in comic books but mandatory in cinema). Snyder’s revolutionary approach to pop art lay in using eroticism to display the force of his characters’ wills; it’s what makes his movies “adult.”

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>Wonder Woman, however, is “feminist” in a petty, trendy way. When meeting Trevor’s roly-poly British secretary (Lucy Davis), Diana retorts, “We call that slavery!” She questions Trevor’s dependence on a family-heirloom watch, saying, “You let that little thing tell you what to do?” That innuendo’s transparent appeal to female disdain signals Diana’s refusal to understand social tradition or to witness and perhaps admire masculine competence. Her observation of WWI’s No Man’s Land provides no special insight beyond the overly clever: “A living act of entropy.” Diana’s pronouncement “We are a bridge to greater understanding between all men” is one of the film’s empty feminist platitudes.

>One cannot ignore the fact that Wonder Woman was made under cultural pressure. Jenkins is not an action director; clearly, she was hired only as a politically correct token. The best action sequence follows a bullet hurtling to its fatalistic destiny, recalling Snyder’s breath-baiting image of a bluebird fleeing the talons of a hawk in Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’hoole. But Jenkins’s Amazon warriors rappelling down cliffs and shooting arrows against German rifles lacks the daring, visual extravagance of Zhang Yimou’s The Great Wall. In all film history, Leni Riefenstahl and Kathryn Bigelow remain the only women to exhibit proficiency at kinetic filmmaking.

>Except for a flashback sequence that depicts the mythic history of the Amazons in a series of slow-motion Renaissance-style paintings (evoking the bas-reliefs in Man of Steel and the hieroglyphics in The Prince of Egypt), too much of Wonder Woman is realistic in a conventional Marvel Comics way, without Snyder’s visual passion. Maybe it takes PC women and whipped men to split that difference, but it’s a real let-down to realize that neither Bruce Wayne nor Clark Kent will appear to spark things up. Or maybe some fans will simply enjoy banality.

DCucks on Suicide Squad watch (worst form of suicide watch)

The reason that it's good is because it's only one season long.

>>83478742
This. Seeing a show live long enough to die sucks.

i figured they usually put out good shows to kill potential competition then cancel them.

>>83478400

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

>>83478427
>the West was a a lie
Based Ford dropping truth bombs

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>>83478400
High Noon (Because Gary Cooper is the most handsome actor of all time)
>>83478427
Also a good choice

none stand up comedy is about as reddit as it gets

I saw Stella once

>>83478382
I saw Omid Djalili in my reddit days

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Johnnie To's Three is my favourite 2016 film. Nothing else I saw from that year even came close.

>>83478431
Alright,I will try to find it for download.

Hunt for the wilder people, Toni Erdmann