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A ship full of cursed undead pirates? Boy they just keep upping the ante huh.
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yeah and this time they're crusty and bits of them are floating around!
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>>83483219
They aren't pirates. Why don't you watch the movie first
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They ended the film by breaking every single curse so at least they can't shit out another one!
C-can they bros?
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What is the best movie of all time, in fact not opinion?
Pic unrelated, whatever the answer is Kevin Smith isn't in it.
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>>83483200
Robocop
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>>83483212
>I LIKE IT
I LIKE IT
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The Wizard of Oz opened the door to film making.
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>go to lunch with coworkers
>they start playing le six degrees of Kevin Reddit
>ohgodpleasemakeitstop.exe
>they're all having a great time remembering "that actor"
>"anon how come you're not playing?"
>silently stare out the window at nothing and say "yeah I know"
I fucking hate my coworkers
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>>83483019
They hate you too
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>>83483101
That is completely fine by me
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>>83483019
>tfw can't remember actors well enough to play that game
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not even memeing, I think Rick and Morty is funny but this is just lame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ0Yn1fqugg
>takes 4 shots as a regular beer drinker
>acts high and random
>lol im so drunk you guys
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>>83482942
>doesn't appreciate the performance of a lifetime
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of course the voice actor is a raging pop-nihilist faggot
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honestly this should be inspiring to anyone on /tv/. if two trainwrecks like roiland and harmon can make a hit tv show why can't you?
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I think feminists are stupid like churchers and goatfuckers, and i liked Wonder Woman.
What now?
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is "churcher" supposed to be a derogatory word for christians?
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>>83482904
Tell us about why you liked Wonder Woman and/or what your criticisms of feminism are
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im going to kick your butt
>>83482929
you too
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Post the most red pilled show in your library.
>Bitchslaps we wuz mentality
>Mocks people who blame whites for everything
>"Every nigga who get's arrested is not Nelson Mandela"
>Great Music
>Great Action
>10/10 seasons 1-3 (season 4 doesn't exist imo)
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>>83482840
fuck off /pol/
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I would never watch a show with a majority black cast anyhow.
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>black kids reading
>this is a special event
it's funny seeing blacks be racist toward themselves
i agree OP, good show
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>Gal Gadot is a tomboy superheroine designed for our PC times.
>Is Diana of Themyscira, the super Amazon heroine played by Gal Gadot in Wonder Woman, a character or an icon? The Wonder Woman movie, part of the Zack Snyder DC Comics universe magnificently dramatized in Man of Steel and Batman v Superman, never gives us her essence. Director Patty Jenkins examines her subject less deeply than Snyder has done. Could Jenkins, director of Monster (2004), about psychotic serial killer Aileen Wuornos — one of the most repugnant and perversely “feminist” movies ever — fashion a viable superhero? Instead, Jenkins’s Wonder Woman veers between myth, what we learn from myth, and what is popularly and simplistically demanded of myth these days.
>One cannot ignore the fact that Wonder Woman was made under cultural pressure. Jenkins is not an action director; clearly, she was hired only as a politically correct token. The best action sequence follows a bullet hurtling to its fatalistic destiny, recalling Snyder’s breath-baiting image of a bluebird fleeing the talons of a hawk in Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’hoole. But Jenkins’s Amazon warriors rappelling down cliffs and shooting arrows against German rifles lacks the daring, visual extravagance of Zhang Yimou’s The Great Wall. In all film history, Leni Riefenstahl and Kathryn Bigelow remain the only women to exhibit proficiency at kinetic filmmaking.
>Except for a flashback sequence that depicts the mythic history of the Amazons in a series of slow-motion Renaissance-style paintings (evoking the bas-reliefs in Man of Steel and the hieroglyphics in The Prince of Egypt), too much of Wonder Woman is realistic in a conventional Marvel Comics way, without Snyder’s visual passion. Maybe it takes PC women and whipped men to split that difference, but it’s a real let-down to realize that neither Bruce Wayne nor Clark Kent will appear to spark things up. Or maybe some fans will simply enjoy banality.
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>Most of one’s reaction to Wonder Woman depends on Gal Gadot’s Diana. It was puzzling when fanboys failed to appreciate the seriousness of Batman v Superman (which should have fulfilled their dreams of comic-book supremacy) and preferred to ogle Gadot — as if she were Diana Rigg’s Emma Peel or Sigourney Weaver’s Ripley or Jane Fonda’s Barbarella.
>Here, Diana is described as “the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen” when she interrupts the men-only sanctum of British Parliament. But Gadot actually looks girlish. Her features are so youthful that she can believably portray Diana as an innocent venturing into the adult violence of World War I; she combines a grown woman’s voluptuousness with the athleticism of a naïve tomboy. Wonder Woman downplays Diana’s pursuit of destiny in the fight against evil, so after much pyrotechnic superhero tussling with super-evil (David Thewlis as a proto-Nazi), she winds up declaring, “I believe in love.” She’s both a lesser character and a lesser icon than Snyder’s Superman and Batman. Diana, like her introductory movie, has childlike enthusiasm but no passion.
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/448213/wonder-woman-pc-heroine-lacks-passion-complexity
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>>83482854
DCucks this mad trying to force shopped reviews
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Who hype for the new season? What can I fill my niche for shitty shows aimed at teenage girls until it's back on?Fuck, marry, kill?
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>>83482744
fuck Cheryl
marry Betty
kill Veronica
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fuk kill marry
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betty best girl
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>movie has 2 directors
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>It's the Farrelly brothers.
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>it's the Wachowski things
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Any instance where they're not brothers?
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>>83482662
actually takes the girls you want instead of a fat shank
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kek take the porker and never come back
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>>83482662
joke's on you: thats a trap
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>british
>"advertising"
Why are goblins allowed on British tv?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB8--PFAJDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg
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Are you STILL upset over this lame commercial? Lol this shit is almost a year old
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>>83482529
Why are you still whining about this? Don't you have some cocks to suck?
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>>83482529
I would number her best man if you catch my drift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnlrNgcOsHY
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>>83482528
The general public fucking LOVE the armed forces, you un-American commie piece of shit
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>>83482528
Because nobody saw it
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reviewers are salty commies
the AMERICAN PEOPLE actually support the troops
someone needs to get physically removed
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>The Force Awakens was everything I ever dreamed of.
What did he mean by this?
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>>83482369
Mike is pleb
Jay is patrician
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>>83482950
unironically this
mike is funnier though
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>>83482369
He was blinded by the hype and is too petty to admit it
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>ANOTHER shit House of Cards season
FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>that sweet feel of relief when you decide to drop it
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>>83482314
>watching HoC after the shitfest abortion that was season 3
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It's been shit since season 1 so I don't see why you're surprised
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Why are people white knighting this movie so much? If it's actually good, that's great, but I have a feeling that it's more than that.
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>>83482265
Maybe because it's actually good and you hate women?
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>>83482358
Yup, you got me, it's all because I hate women. Here's your (you).
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>>83482265
Ill wait for what based kermode says about it. Until then its most likely DC shilled trash