Dare I say it? Was it Kino?
>>83504051
THE FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY IN MY DRIVE THRU
TELL ME ABOUT HAMBURGLAR
WHY DOES HE ROBBLE ROBBLE
>>83504103
Mr McDonalds?
>>83504051
risk taker. rule breaker. game changer. michael keaton the GOY
I'm not even a /pol/ack but I was legitimately mad to see him win in the end I know its a real thing that kinda happened but just seeing the bad guy win by taking from the hero (rightful owners) made me so fucking mad call it autism but him coming in and sweeping their business of the ground with a promise of success only to steal it from them
Imagine watching this face for 2 hours at the theater
>>83502402
Is everyone on this board gay or just you?
Looks pretty cute, good job Hollywood I guess
>>83502402
imagining it
doing it
loving it
Is this the most underrated MCU film?
>>83499185
How can you call shit like this film?
It's a throw away movie. Like all capeshit.
Movie ends with Bruce learning to control his rage.
Avengers starts with new pussy version of Bruce being a whiny bitch who can't control muh rage. Clearly a diff version of character.
Civil War brings back mustache general guy from Incredible Hulk as if that film is canon. Fuck that shit.
>>83499484
>Avengers starts with new pussy version of Bruce being a whiny bitch who can't control muh rage. Clearly a diff version of cha
Did you even watch the film?
>Inherent vice in a maritime insurance policy is anything that you can't avoid. Eggs break, chocolate melts, glass shatters, and Doc wondered what that meant when it applied to ex-old ladies.
So what the fuck DID it mean?
Fuckin loved this movie, even if I didn't understand it all.
Joanna Newsom, paranoia, PTA. Pure kino.
Unwatchable, complete shit.
How would you have made Star Wars Episode VII?I would have focused the movie on Luke's son and Luke's son's apprentice. I would have made the movie about the theme of filling in the shoes of those who came before as they would be deciding whether or not to recreate the Jedi Order as it was or do their own thing, and the villains would be those crimson-robed guys, so they would be in a similar spot, taking over from the Emperor. I have a feeling this is what the Last Jedi is going to be somewhat about, but it will most likely end up with Rey asserting her femininity over Luke's toxic masculinity
>How would you have made Star Wars Episode VII?
I wouldn't.
>>83498747
With penetration
>>83498747
That was a shitty fucking idea you had, I am glad you aren't a real writer. Actually no try your hand at becoming a screenwriter so you fail hard and die homeless getting raped by some old black bum.
Who should play Bane in the DCEU?
>>83338020
Dwayne Johnson
Idris Elba
>>83338020
A big guy.
Is Ant-Man the only good Disney Marvel movie?
>>83301478
"Good"
It's embarrassingly bad. I have no idea how any scene with the Mexican dude got approved.
Even though they somewhat shamelessly go after broad appeal, the marvel movies do tend to bounce around genres a bit, so it's not really surprising that every once in a while there's a comment like the OP. I'd still say the Guardians movies are the best by a long shot though
>Ooh, you're a big guy <3
>>83290900
run that image through faceapp again and see if you can make her more feminine
Bang?
>First one to cum gets to stay on my aircraft!
it's over
>>83623619
>top 13 highest grossing of all time
>with a female lead
triggered white male marvelcucks will be butthurt about this
>>83623691
You do realize inflation is a thing right? Iron Man would have a $122 million opening when adjusted
>>83623619
>Spider Man 3
>Spider Man
Did Spider Man 2 not have a good opening week? I mean they got Amazing Spiderman 2 but thats a different one
>The Avengers
>These vastly different characters we've been introduced to separately are going to come together for the first time to fight Thor's evil brother who was previously introduced in his own movie.
>Avengers: Age of Ultron
>In an attempt to make the world a safer place, Iron Man salvages HYDRA technology so he can use it to make a peace-keeping robot, but it goes awry and threatens to destroy all the Avengers and mankind.
>Avengers: Infinity War
>A big alien shows up from space to fight the Avengers. He's really strong. Also, he's looking for six ancient mcguffins that will give him unlimited power.
I don't know. I'm sure it will be big, giant, and epic but Infinity War just sounds like such a boring premise compared to the last two Avengers movies.
Regardless of the quality of Age of Ultron, at least the premise was semi-interesting. Infinity War sounds like the same plot as the first movie, but with characters we've already seen working together on multiple occasions and a villain that we don't really know anything about other than that he's the bad guy.
thanos doesn't show up to fight the avengers
he wants the stones to rewrite reality and court death herself. the avengers just stand in opposition to him
ultron's premise wasn't even that good, it's just MUH EVIL A.I.
>>83623675
Ok, so the Avengers go to him instead of the other way around. Big fucking deal.
How does that make it any more interesting?
>>83623675
>MUH EVIL A.I.
Any plot can be simplified to "MUH..."
>Citizen Kane = MUH RISE AND FALL
>Lawrence of Arabia = MUH DESERT
>The Godfather = MUH MAFIA
What is the best comedy you have ever seen in your entire life?
>>83623170
Your sex life
Schindler's List
Peter's apartment located in downtown Berlin
>>83622046
Peter had an apart-...waaaaaaiiiit
>sorry everyone, I had to beat an old nigger with a stick to get this cranberry sauce
Jesus Raimi...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>83622001
Best Marvel movie ever nigga.
>>83622210
I was just about to say that I'm surprised that /tv/ doesn't praise this movie more often.
so lyke is something going to happen this season? this is worse than the member barries season of south park lmao. inb5 lynched lmao
>i want my epic pie
>>83621706
Its so bad that it has taken the mantle of "nothing happens: the show" from better call saul
>>83621706
>>83621816
>>83621867
Plebs have been lynched
Alright, let's settle this once and for all.
It used to say "Cheed's Cheed & Cheed", but nobody knew what a cheed was and they quickly went out of business.
>>83621661
worst meme in existence
kys already you unfunny faggots
>My sign lists feed and seed, but only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay on my patio