Kiniplayer thread.
What is your kinoplayer? picrelated is mine
windows media player
c'mon bro
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What was the purpose of that scene?
To show that they both wanted to lick a side each of his cock
>>83547014
to show that James is cool
to filter out the plens
*sniiiiiifffffff*
>>83546971
>The nose that knows
>>83546971
Why would anyone bother getting up and going to work if they could live their lives in a holodeck?
What coercion does the Federation use to get people to do their bidding?
Mind control chips (same ones that allow the holodeck to function)
>>83546949
They can only go to holodecks if they work
>>83546949
99% of people do. It's only the ones nerdy enough who join Starfleet to research space fungus and get killed by aliens who don't.
>>83546916
>fans hate it
prove it, pajeet
>>83546916
>fans hate it
prove it, pajeet
>>83546916
Well, I'm not an elite liberal Hollywood critic, I'm just a rural retarded fan, so I guess the choice is obvious for me...
>tfw no waitress girlfriend ;_;
>tfw this airs in my country in fucking august
>>83546442
I'M DA DRIVER BABY!
Do you think she is wearing panty?
Why is no fantasy story capable of recapturing LotR's mainstream success? Not even Peter Jackson could do it twice.
GoT seems pretty mainstream and successful, it's just different in a lot of ways.
>>83546387
game of thrones
>>83546464
Because sex and deaths.
Does anyone else find it odd how Michael Moorcock is basically forgotten by today's fantasy fans despite being a revolutionary in the field? He managed to bring up issues decades ago that and make them feel genuine whereas when writers do it today they just feel forced and pandering. Why don't movie studios want to turn his works into the next GOT, Harry Potter or LOTRs to milk that cow? I'm honestly surprised the faux geek bandwagon haven't latched onto his books.
There's a Witcher 3 series.
>>83546265
>cock
xDDD
>>83546265
Huh, that's a good point.
I discovered him through Alan Moore and the LOEG.
I was actually surprised at how entertaining this turned out to be, the script is still lazy and that flashback sequence utterly unwanted but this managed to get back the style and energy OST lost. The bank chase, the guillotine, the ghost sharks, the cannon climb and the decaying ghost crew were just the tits. Not even mentioning Carina's. How did /tv/ feel about it? Excited for a sequel?1 > 2 > 5 > 3 >>> 4
The ending was rushed shit. I expected Salazar and his men to die in an actual ship-to-ship battle (despite their ship being overpowered), not drown like pussies.The "whoreologist" joke was one of the funnier scenes.
>>83546567
The movie is full of missed opportunities, Will being nothing but an excuse to start the quest for the Trident, the whole Carina/Barbossa relationship being rushed, Salazar's character being underdeveloped.
>The "whoreologist" joke was one of the funnier scenes
Nothing will top the guillotine though.
>>83546792
> Salazar's character being underdeveloped.
I think LE SBARRO was good enough development
*stares at the camera*
>pam is being quirky
>jenna threads stop getting posted
Fuck you memeing fags stick with something for once
>*Breaks the fourth wall*
>"Hey hey hey too close!"
>baywatch memes already dead
that was quick
Why does Efron have a bigger head than The Rock despite being like half his size?
>>83546140
Then fucking leave and bitch about it on your blog.
>>83546088
I just saw the new Baywatch movie and I gotta be honest:IT'S LITTY
The comedy is RAUNCHY and great for a RATED R movie. I was alone for some reason,A I guess I'm the only non-critic in my local cinema. The first ever joke in the film made me piss myself out of laughter. The smell of urine was massive,but that didn't stop me from watching it. When Daddario said to the HSM guy that her eyes were "up here",I took a massive shit,that would later take a shit of it's own. The smell of urine and shit apparently got the attention of the staff and they brought in the penis inspector. When he saw the fountain of urine my dick has caused,he rushed to the exit as fast as he could. I guess the penis inspector was just a critic. At the end of the movie,I felt thirsty, I barely had any existing liquid in my body. I drank the 7$ Coke until i threw it up out laughter because of that RAUNCHY RATED R JOKE Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson made! After that movie ended,I ended up in the hospital bed. BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM SEEING THIS #LITTY MOVIE AGAIN!
>Costume? I already have a shirt. Come on, hurry up!
FUCKING kek I thought the same
>>83545942
Does anyone else like this 'decision'?
It makes him look wholesome desu
i wonder if hes wearing those nipple stickers or they just photoshopped his tits out
It was Certified Fresh. Deal with it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rotten Tomatoes
>>83545833
Okay, I'll deal with it.
Still ain't ever gonna watch it or spend money on it.
Still haven't seen it
Why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV63s6fsx6I
does Craig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpuYCQZW3LI
get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OodWQbHMmjw
so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQsgD8pY8xI
much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MycK-ATu3Qw
pussy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTK5gewRK38
>>83545743
>actresses pretending to be moistened by a talk show host to sell their shitty show.
Not falling for it bruh
Attractive, successful non-jew male with a foreign accent.
I mean, what else is there to even wish for in a man?
>>83545912
chicks seem to have less hangups about flirting with older handsome men for some reason, the accent helps too
some girls even think that men dont reach their peak attractiveness until around that age, when the first grey hairs start showing up
>look up old episodes
>go to series' wikipedia page
>the series never ended, and has been going for 20 years now
holy shit
Proof?
>>83545664
Bullshit, this never ended after I grew up?
>>83545664
wow /tv/ btfo..