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this movie was such a snore fest
mini allahffleck can't act
nor can his ginger sidekick
everything looked grey
fucking gay ass movie

>>83559280
I agree, this movie was good up until that fake-ass scene. Gee Bill, TWO GIRLFRIENDS?

>>83559280
>"LE TRASH"
you filthy ass reddit tourist crossposter casual

>>83559099
It's a bit on the nose desu.

It's like Police Squad but not funny.

I really like the first season, it reminded me a lot of The Naked Gun. From what I've seen of the second season it's not as good, but still alright.

Watched it earlier today
Kinda wish I didn't, waste of time
Boring, uninspired hollywood scifi

I'm checking online reviews...

Life
8/10

A top shelf B movie. Terrifying, Had me gripped right to the end.

It was pretty great as Spider-man prequel and Marvel's first R rated film. It shocked me when that post-credits scene obviously is leading into Spider-man: Homecoming. Did not see that coming

>>83558793
All the ones I know about are action movies.
Troy, 300, Clash of Titans.

>>83558793
Rome

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Rome
Spartacus
I, Clavdivs

I dunno there's a lot of episodes

Best episode is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>83558538
Best episode is the one where Dan gets a porche on company money and he has to hide it from the superintendent.

another horror movie franchise where the only decent movie is the first one.

>>83558461
had potential but then turned to shit. somewhere around the 3rd act of the 2nd movie and then onwards.

did we really need an epic meta reference to the first movie through having a """stab""" movie in the movie?

>>83558492
This.

When the millenial marriage and birth rates go up.

>>83558379
these piece of shit films have been happening for decades

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>people still make father/daughter figure protection stories after Lolita was written

>>83558140
So let’s talk about the end of this movie, which underwent rewrites and reshoots due to originally being “too dark.” It shows. Because what we are left with is an overly sappy, disgustingly cliché bit about love and hope. This contradicts everything the DCEU has shown before and feels ultimately disappointing. The original ending (which you can google if you desire, I don’t wish to spoil anyone who is foolish enough to go see this) possesses far more philosophical punch and leaves the audience questioning everything about their own lives.

Not to mention the climax of the film was essentially stolen entirely from Captain America: The First Avenger.

Perhaps the most egregious mistake the movie makes is trying to feel “epic.” When Diana jumps onto No Man’s Land and starts to cross it, the music swells, implying we are supposed to feel… something. But all I felt was bored as Diana blocks bullets with her bracers. She’s WONDER WOMAN. They’re shooting BULLETS at her. There is absolutely no sense of danger at all. The conclusion of the movie is foregone from the start, there is no feeling of risk and no actual surprises. The two twists that DO happen are telegraphed so obviously that can pick up on them the moment they are introduced.

Every inch of this movie feels like it was stolen from elsewhere and lacks the complexity and depth of Snyder’s and Ayer’s previous entries into the universe. I wanted to like it. It’s just that there is nothing left to like. Diana is shallow and uninteresting, and outclassed by even the most meaningless of side characters.

Over the last few years, I have been growing increasingly more excited for DC’s movie slate as well as increasingly more disgusted with the majority of other blockbusters. Wonder Woman is a massive step backwards for DC overall and leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth: the taste of recycled plotlines and stale clichés coming together to make a focus-group tested mess of a flop.

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>>83558140
>>83558151

>>83558140
Why even bother with a Wonder Woman movie if you know you're just going to be shoveling Feminism into it, it's pointless Wonder Woman is supposed to be Supermans wife, why the fuck did anyone think this was a good idea as a mainstay franchise.

Absolutely pointless that they are trying to cash in on the "heroic war hero" that is alive all the way till the current movies, Dawn of Justice, etc.

I hope DC learns from their mistakes, and will remember that Women as a lead will never work. Jokes in this movie are all the normal memes that any Feminist will push onto a project. I'm looking at you Anita.

>>83558121
YOUR son?

>>83558121
MY wife?

MY Netflix account?

He's still on it. Chewy's gone though

>>83558106

>removed all the stars

why

>>83558146
Bigfoot is a Western myth.
>>83558188
Stars are a Western myth.

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> Well, here I am... Rock you like a hurricane!

>>83558090
I hope they don't turn down the vocoder in Justice League or Batman. It suits the character so well.

Favorite line is probably "Tell me...do you bleed?". Just the way he says it and in the context of the film sends chills down my spine. You can tell that's when he decided he wasn't going to wait for Superman to make the first move.

the whole man vs god' talk from lex to super man is an eye opener for me. found new found respect snyder after watching the movie.

His hairpiece isn't a secret

What does this have to do with his roles or career?

>>83558061
his fat face hides the wrinkles

>>83558009
The character is from Sierra Leone. It's a Krio accent. He's doing a fine job even if he didn't quite nail it. https://youtu.be/NvDvESEXcgE?t=6m46s

>>83558355
I'm talking about when he speaks to the commander

>>83558355
>The character is from Sierra Leone

he was from Rhodesia/Zimbabwe

Likely done on purpose like the box set spine colours.

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>>83557971
What did they mean by this?

>>83557971
and all of them absolute shit, with an incredibly annoying protagonist

>>83557958
i used to read word up magazine?

>>83557958
is that how shot two pack with a bolt? ALMIGHTY THEN

>>83557975
Logan and X23 up in the limousine