HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck off, I liked it.
YEAAAAAAAA WHITE BOIS DAS RIGHT
YOU KNOW BOUT THEM COUNTER TERRORIST UNITS? YEAH THAT WAS US WHITE BOIS
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>>87467604
What a trainwreck, I sure hoped someone got thrown into the Sarlaccâ„¢ pit for that one.
Will we ever get cinema like this again or only shitty netflix shows? :( Why was it so good? It makes me sad how good it was.
Probably not, but you still have 5 days before the theater re release ends.
What if the Disney Star Wars films and television shows and books aren't actually that bad and it's just because of my age?
Star Wars has always been bad.
>>87467125
>Empire Strikes Back
>bad
Lol okay
>>87467079
no no if they were genuinely good like the original trilogy all ages would enjoy them like they did the OT
Whatever happened with all the doomsday/apocalyptic films?
>>87247617
Obama, people no longer feared death. That changed with drumpf
>>87247617
Someone saved the world and nobody knows about it
Doomsday has been postponed
Too uplifting
>"Dear pesky plumbers..."
>>87247616
>the Lannisters and I have taken over the Seven Kingdoms!
Did you bring a light?
>>87249521
Nuuh.
>watching Deepwater Horizon
>Mark Wahlberg pronounces Schlumberger the French way, which is the correct way to pronounce it
>other guy yells "SCHLUM-BURGER, YOU DEMOCRAT!"
What?
Republican'ts are dumb haha
>>87247533
this movieposter is whack
Why isn't this better than 5?
It's the point where Star Wars was full turning into a multi media multi million franchise and one of the first movies to be made by a studio and not by a filmmaker's singular vision.
>>87247598
Yet with more money at hand wouldnt Lucas be able to full fill his vision of the flick even more?
Was this real or was Rust just having one of his drug visions?
>>87247519
No other object has been misidentified as an interdimensional vortex in the sky more often than the planet Venus...
>>87247519
He was in kakosa
Why was the devil in Star Wars?
Because a galaxy far, far away is actually hell.
Because a galaxy far far away is actually Hell
>>87466846
OMG FUCKING NO WAY HAHAHAHAHA!
Was this a joke?
>>87247496
biggest bait movie ever made
'member wheatposting?
>>87247496
it's the only explanation i have
how could the guy who very recently made a pretty good movie (The Martian) be such a complete and utter hack and fuck up his franchise forever with Prometheus and Covenant?
surely he's just taking the piss right?
I rewatched Apocalypto today for the first time since it was released. I probably watched a pirated copy or some shit, but fuck man I regret it. Imagine how amazing this film would have been at the cinema?
That scene when their being brought into the open area, with the decapitated heads bouncing down the steps of the pyramid and the baying crowds cheering.
Fuck man imagine the feeling in the theatre during that whole segment. It really is a masterpiece of film making. Watching it earlier at full resolution and recognising the amount of work put into this film. Everything down to an extra in the background who probably spent an entire day getting his savagecore make-up.
And of course the most well known scene at the very end: le epic tweest arrival of the based conquistador white man, coming to culturally enrich the fuck out of these savages.
I've subsequently looked at reviews of this film, and it's fucking amazing the amount of critics who judged it a piece of shit based entirely on those last few minutes.
>Final Verdict: Verdict
"Apocalypto seems to have been made to argue that Mayan civilisation was evil and revolting, and that it was a jolly good thing the Spanish turned up to conquer it. That view is quite difficult to sustain if you know any of the basic facts about Mayan civilisation or the Spanish conquest. The movie doesn't: it is mostly about the wrong people and at least 600 years out of date. It fails, hard"
One thing I've realised about Mel Gibson's direction in terms of this film and Passion of the Christ, is the dedication he puts in to recreating foreign cultures of the past. Like going full blown Aramaic with Passion. And not holding back on displaying the barbarism of the spic savage.
It was an entire decade between Apocalypto and Hacksaw Ridge. Think of the pure kino Mel Gibson could have given us if we did not have to suffer the plague of the eternal jew. This reason alone should be justification for their expulsion and/or genocide
>>87466350
>Think of the pure kino Mel Gibson could have given us if we did not have to suffer the plague of the eternal jew. This reason alone should be justification for their expulsion and/or genocide
Amen.
what's funny about the handwringing about the "white saviour" trope at the end is that it was literally true. the spanish created an alliance of the oppressed client states to fight against the aztecs who were as shitty then as they are now with extreme violence and tribalism (mexico treats immigrants infamously shitty)
>>87466350
>Imagine how amazing this film would have been at the cinema?
I don't have to imagine it since I saw it. Spoiler: yeah it looked pretty mint m8
let's get down to the nitty gritty science of this movie. how exactly does a demon possess a scarecrow and a human simultaneously?
>>87247476
maybe because they're not real and it's just a movie.
>>87247476
How can an angel talk to a humam and God at the same time? How can demons have no body or physical presence, but they still whisper in your ears.
Multidimensional beings. They bent spacetime/exist in 2 dimensions at the sametime so they can overlap and be at "2 places at the sametime!?!"
>>87247476
Post Basso now
Tell me anon.
Have you ever witnessed anything more kino than this?
https://youtu.be/CdL__zuZvpA?t=151
spoiler: true detective season 3.
A theory suggests that Ned Stark is fucking alive!!!
Checkout discussion at http://shotter.epizy.com/tv
Many theories suggest you are a faggot
>>87247252
Yes, there is... What were you attempting to get out of this?