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What will he sound like if he talks?

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>>83764588
like someone with a disk in their mouth

>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>83764299
name 5 kinos

Funny you should post this because I am indeed in too deep. What are the odds?

>>83764121
sentences like that are what happens when black people's vocabularies become bigger than their brains

>>83764121
>ITT: why you're no fun at parties.

>>83764301
I haven't checked but I bet the ((("""journalist"""))) isn't black.

I liked it

suicide is a graphic act

>>83763913

is there anny point watching every episode her whine about muh feelings she couldnt handle, can i watch her die in the last episode without missing something, i dont understand the hype. this bitch needed to be shot before she started recording the tapes.

WHOOOM
WHOOOM
WHOOOM

>>83763541
Nolan is a hack

>>83763541
it's not a stupid capeshit film. Those are the only thing "cool" these days. I hope I find some way to extend my life so I watch this generation of fucking plebs die out.

>>83762883
WE WUZ KANGZ

>>83762883

What a diverse cast, this is progress!

HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Are Brits still asleep?

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>>83762689
Drugs I'd say.
>Clarky Cats.

The animals episode is pretty fucking funny too.
Every episode is incredible so it's really hard to pick favourites.

Drugs. But each and every one is god tier.

I really miss shows like this and Wonder Showzen that dared to push the boat. Everything's too safe in 2017.

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>>83762276
LOL WTF is that

>>83762276
Looks like a really solid cosplay

>>83762276
Is it the mask that's too big? the white linining over the eyes? are the eyes too big? i can't put my finger on it

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"could be yer brother"

cant help that my eyes are slightly bulbous

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Your Swindon lot are little slugs, little slugs with no personality who are jealous of us because we're better at everything

All I know is he gets to fuck Alexis Bledel and that is all that matters.

>>83761997
tfw no rich mommy gf

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>>83761918

You got punched out by some scrawny british guy? Sucks for you

>nick cannon

what were they thinking

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>>83761713
>he turned down being cyborg for this

>>83761713
isn't the guy on the right from Get Out?

IMAGINE

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>>83760644
it movi starring Johnni Depp. He get happy when his firends die.

True Lies 2 with JLC and Sigourney

but the entire movie was a big bore desu

There are two things wrong with your post OP... Like both of your opinions.

That ending would have been pretty cool if it were left ambiguous about which pod was which. I got pretty angry about the actual ending. Tossed my remaining popcorn on the floor in protest.

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Real spoilers: Luke's Story

>Luke has journeyed to the birthplace of the Jedi order. At the center of this place is a large, hollowed out tree which houses a small library containing the origin story of the Jedi order.

>Luke learns that the ancient Jedi once viewed the Force as a whole. There was a schism during the time period fans now would call "the Old Republic." It caused a split in the users of the Force. One groups evolved into the Jedi, the other, the Sith.

>Luke realizes it's futile to carry on the traditions of the Jedi order, for it's what's causing the imbalance of the force. This is why he says "it's time for the Jedi to end." What he means is the modern Jedi. The failed order destroyed by his father.

>So Luke embraces a "new / old" understanding of the Force. He is the last Jedi. The last of his kind. Rey will be the first of the new Jedi order. The smoking gun is that Snoke sets this up in Ep7 ("the new Jedi order will rise!") and unfortunately for Disney, it's a spoiler that tells you exactly how this whole thing ends. This is further reinforced by Luke's story line from the new movie.

>Luke teaches Rey to be a Jedi, but not in the traditional Jedi way, and then later in the film he dies.

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Real Spoilers 2: Electric Boogaloo aka Rey's Story

>Rey wasn't abandoned by her family on Jakku. She was hidden there, just like the Millennium Falcon. She was hidden in this place because Luke and her family feared that Snoke would discover her tremendous powers.

>Rey the reincarnation of a girl who was part of a brother / sister team that existed many centuries ago. Their parents were ancient explorers. One day they land on a mysterious island near the base of a massive tree. the parents notice that the children are physically effected by the tree itself. The boy receives heightened senses and agility, the girl gains insight and spiritual insight. They both display the powers of telekinesis.

>As the pair grows the girl learns the mysteries of the Force. She goes on to be the founder of the Jedi order and she begins to teach her powers to others. The boy eventually grows jealous of his sister's unique powers. He strikes her down and flees off into the galaxy.

>The girl promised that one day she would return and that the Jedi should find her and train her. This is the origin of the chosen one story from the prequel trilogy. This connects with Anakin's story.

>Rey is the reincarnation of the founder of the Jedi order. This is why she is so confused by her new powers. She even says she doesn't know where they come from two different times in TFA. This is a set up for the reveal of her true origin in Ep8.

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Real Spoilers 3: Anakin's Story Re-written

>Anakin is not born of the force, as his mother implies in Episode 1. We know this already because Palpatine tells Anakin his true origin during the opera scene in Episode 3.

>Anakin is a Frankenstein type creature created by Palpatine and his Master, the one who "could influence the midichlorians to create life itself." In the old cannon this person was Darth Plageius, but the new cannon will change this. (Ideally this person should be Snoke, but it's not.)

>Anakin is manipulated into destroying the Jedi order. He is being completely controlled by Palpatine. None of his actions are his own. Anakin destroys the Jedi order and begins the process of bringing balance to the Force. The old Jedi vs Sith battle is what was creating the imbalance.

>This revolves a major problem with George's writing in the OT/PT. A child killer is no longer the chosen one. Instead he's now a tragic victim of a greater evil.

Disney's plan has always been to redeem the prequel trilogy. They're not going to pretend it didn't happen. They paid billions for the Star Wars catalog and the vast majority is set in the prequel error. So instead the plan on lifting the prequels up through various means.

The "prequel redemption" process began in Ep7, with 10 different references to the prequel era. Some sutble, some direct. Disney upped the ante with Rogue One, which features Bail Organa, a significant and highly visible character from the prequels. Disney also carried the plan over to TV, where prequel characters were being given high profile major roles on the Star Wars Rebels TV show, as well as the upcoming Star Wars: Forces of Destiny animated series.

The new story of Anakin will be fleshed out in new Disney approved EU materials. However this new, retconned Anakin story plays directly into Rey's story in Ep8 and beyond, and it will be touched upon in Ep8 and Ep9.

>>83760058
Bravery

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To prove that Jews are subhuman beasts.

Right Side of History porn. It's what Tostino's is good at.