Shitty promo pictures edition
Last one - >>83787809
>>83800420
Is this really the best thing you could come up with?
Were they too scared to have him actually fall over and damage the costume? Couldn't they have just cut to a different angle instead of making him fall over like a digital cardboard cutout?
Is there any place where i can see how much were spent on costumes/set versus script quality/acting?
because the sets are pretty great, but the general acting and script quality is subpar. It seems like it's written by a 14 year old.
haha what a crazy concept huh!
h-h-haha....
really lmaokill me
Please, tell me this is ironic.
In your opinion, what are the 3 greatest movies of all time?
My picks:
1. M (Fritz Lang, 1931)
2. Jury Duty (Pauly Shore, 1995)
3. Haggard (Bam Margera, Brian DiCamillo, 2003)
pic unrelated, this isn't 'who is the hottest woman of all time'
1. Super mario bros
2. The pest
3. Godfather pt 2
>>83800146
damn those are good - but I'm curious why you put super mario bros on there
LOTR
How do Hollywood actors bulk up so fast?
>>83800013
Roids and trainers
>>83800013
steroids
>>83800013
steroids /thread
>Women and children only. Shoot all white males.
>>83799949
but sir, why?
>>83799949
white males caused the tragedy, they deserved it to be honest
>>83800022
There will be no dawn for men.
I don't get it. Exposition written so that evne retards would understand, cardboard characters, stillborn "conflict" and an incomprehensible final act--it's all legit complaints. But that's also true of any Marvel movie or Wonder Woman or Star Wars. I can understand not liking The Mummy, because it really is passable garbage, but how can someone shit on it and then praise other equally stupid and Hollywood shit? There IS a real difference between something like Transformers and this, but there's no difference between any MCU crap and this. It's just formulaic crap with coked-up actors who look and act like themselves but wearing comic book cosplay.
tl;dr The Mummy is just as badly filmed and idiotically written as the Wonder Woman. How the fuck do some people praise one and shit ont he other? They should either like both or hate both as they're both just design-by-committee disposable shit.
>>83799517
>there's no difference between any MCU crap and this.
MCU has more shekels to pay buy out know who
>>83799517
I watched both and they're both 7/10. Stay mad.
>>83799517
Vagina agenda
Nick is a MGTOW
Scenes that ONLY YOU have fapped to.
>>83799006
>It's raining men by the Weathergirls starts playing.
PFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>83798652
It's gonna be even funnier when black people on Twitter actually think someplace like this exists in Africa. The entertainment value on black Twitter this movie will generate alone justifies it being made.
>a fucking skyscraper
>with a fucking hut on top of it
>>83798703
Niggers aren't THAT retarded... right?
fucking hell why didn't you lot tell me this was such kino
>tfw parody movie turns out to be better than the movies they parodied
Because when it was released you were just a twinkle in the eye of your mother's bull.
We aren't here to tell you everything, fag.
You enjoyed Episode 1 as a kid and thought Darth Maul was scary as fuck and Qui-Gon dying was the saddest shit ever.
You were somewhat confused by Episode 2 but it was fine because the film collided with your peak hormonal stage and you got to see Padme's flat belly and cool gladiator battles.
Episode 3 had a huge impact on you and you would rewatch it several times memorizing every line.
Your opinions on the prequels didn't become negative until you were exposed to the overly toxic climate of online communities where the cynicists took charge of the narrative and ruined your perception of something you previously enjoyed.
I was excited with the trailers. Then I saw the movie and was disappointed by the mediocrity but didn't hate it.
Saw it 10 years later and realized how awful they really are.
I've always unironically enjoyed the prequels
They're just fun to watch no matter how stupid they are
>You enjoyed Episode 1 as a kid
I was 19 when Phantom Menace came out so no.
I might be a few years late, but did she tap into the dark side to beat kylo ren?
>>83796820
She tapped into the script, which on page 247 read "bad guy loses".
>>83796820
>become ultimate force master in less than an hour
>>83796820
no because the side of light is stronger, which is why she won.
Why is this boy wearing a bra?
who fucking knows, its a tv show made for redditors.
>
Friends
>>83796625
>implying you wouldn't fuck his asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apFrsnIZWTQ&feature=youtu.be
UNJUST
W I D E
>>83796598
lel
this feels like her family talked her out of suicide or something and this is part of the rehab
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHA
>I want the discman
>>83796565
How assblasted is /pol/ gonna be about this when it becomes the best marvel movie ever? There will be literally hundreds of millions of white women masturbating in the theatre to this superior black sex God. Honestly expect to see white marriage rates plummet after this movie. Black men are about to skyrocket in sexual market appeal. Gg white bois.
>>83796620
/pol/?
>>83796620
the only people still watching shitty marvel movies are fathers and their shitty 13 year old sons.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2017/06/09/box-office-tom-cruises-the-mummy-earns-huge-19m-friday-in-china/#3ac45c662ef0
>If it plays like a standard Hollywood release in China (2.0x to 2.2x the weekend figure), we're looking at a final gross in China of between $90m and $121m.
What now haters?
>>83796520
>WRAPS BIG RETURNS
That's not even a fucking pun.
I'm glad Cruise films are doing well. He deserves it tbhq+
anybody how much is the average for a ticket in china? 19m doesn't seem that much for a country that big