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Because portraying an authoritarian state in a negative light is currently haram in the American entertainment sector.

>>83695049
total recall 2070

>>83694514
I'd fuck your mom

A Knight's Tale is Medieval Kino. I like School of Rock too, tho.

school of rock easily. I've seen both and a knight's tale is pretty bad

>i think i still got your pussy stink on my gun

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH AH CAN'T CHAAAAAAAEEENNNGE

Could I enjoy this film with a large helping of wine?

>>83694413

You could try. Why not.

>>83694423
Sounds like I should prioritise other films.

Imagine being Brendan Frasier in this scene and being like, "Damn, I want to kill myself"

reminder that the curse of the mummy has been transferred from Fraser to Cruise

Fraser is UNJUSTED while Cruise is now JUSTED

The Jewish Overlords should have never doubted you ChamCham.

>>83694326
Lady, you're scarin' us.

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Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever

Britfag here, what the fuck is a sloppy Joe? How do you make it extra sloppy? Would increasing sloppiness of said Joe be a good thing or a bad thing?

>>83694270
>ugly + fat women

>>83694270
Terrible props, unfunny actors,unfunny jokes, shitty actors.A remake with forceful cameos

>>83694270
Mediocre entry to a washed out franchise.

I really really hope not. Just give it a decent ending and move on to something else. Don't be like the X-Files coming back for a new season only to end on a bigger cliffhanger than it originally did and then keep dragging it out.

>>83694286
Twin Peaks Season 3 is a masterpiece. I find it way better than Season 1 of the show.

I really hope it gets another season

>>83694330
I like it too but that doesn't mean I want to see it milked like a bunch of other shit. We're already getting 18 episodes, just end it while it's still good. And I want more original Lynch stuff rather than a fourth season of Twin Peaks anyway.

>>83694188
JUST.
Btw, if you ever see Brendan in person, how many of you can resist the urge to yell out JUST like you have tourettes since you've conditioned yourself with the meme over years and years? Be honest.

>>83694370
None because I'm not a socially inept autist and can keep my power level down I public.

>>83694370
None because I'm a socially inept autist who can't talk or make eye contact with people.

You've mostly got it. The blue key in Diane's reality is just the signal by the hitman that the hit was a success. In the dream the key is just something meant to evoke the key in real life. I've seen people say the hobo, at least in the original scene, is meant to stand for emotions Diane has about her ordering the hit in the Winkies. I don't really know what it's about later in the movie. The cowboy is just a character inserted into the dream because she saw him irl for a split second at that part. I don't really care to try and think what the meaning behind his scene was right now.

Now go watch Inland Empire if you want a real mindfuck.

>>83694203
Ok so I understand the plot of the actual movie, what's the subtext? Is Lynch saying hollywood is all an illusion created by miserable, manipulative assholes? That's not really anything new or interesting

>>83694474
>Only understands movies in terms of plot and subtext

You have much to learn.

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he didn't know how to run a business

>>83693969
The acting in this skit was top tier imo

>>83694008
those laptop hits to the head must've hurt, he really put a lot of force into them

>>83693835
MOTY 2017

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>>83693841

>>83693835

a basic marvel kino with a dc skin

>>83693710
Brendan

>>83693710
Idris Elba

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>>83693710
John Barrowman

>>83693693
No it was directed by Dan "beer can" Schneider.

>>83694292
that explains how he got the parkinsons

>>83693693
He was trying to signal his mom that he had to go pee. Apparently nobody noticed it until it was too late to retake

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Why didn't Gandalf just stay dead?

>>83693576
What did you just fucking say about me, you fool of a Took?
I’ll have you know I am the top of my order in the Istari, and I’ve been involved in numerous battles against Sauron, and I have over 300 confirmed journeys.
I am trained in Anor warfare and I’m the white wizard in Middle Earth. You are nothing to me but just another orc.
I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Arda, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over a Palantir? Think again, fucker.
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of eagles across Eriador and your mind is being seen right now so you better prepare for the great battle of your time, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid.
I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my staff.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Valar and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” riddle was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit wisdom all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, yrch.

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>>83693557
>ywn ride to the aid of a foreign country, because oaths run deeper than blood