friendly reminder the final boss in the MCU is literally a grapefruit.
why do eggs come from both eggplants and chicken
which ones are organic
>>83716248
why is wheat man-made and natural?
>>83716248
seems solid
>I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
Fuck you, asshole.
>>83716203
Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
>>83716215
someone get this hothead out of here
About to watch these movies. what am I in for?
left: the reddit anthem
right: an okay flick
>>83716156
other way around
>>83716131
Autism.
What are some films that wouldn't be allowed to be made in 2017?
ace ventura
LoTR
Spider man 3: kill all niggers and dance
>>83716126
One that doesn't have black people in it
>The Force Awakens was good because it felt like the OT
>Rogue One was bad because it felt like the OT
Damn, Mike truly is the final word on Star Wars.
>>83716484
haha yeah
>>83716484
FPBP
I do think TFA is slightly better than Rogue One
Rogue One has basically no plot or character for the first 1 and a half, then a decent battle. I thought the edgy vader scene and cgi characters was worse fan service than a lot of TFA.
Regardless if another movie even mentions a death star I won't even give them a pirate
In the jungle you must wait, until
>rich, sheltered 13yo dweeb somehow survives 26 years in the jungle
Bravo Nolan
>>83715996
this. by far the most unrealistic part of the movie
>>83715996
He wasn't much of an outgoing kid, so he may have spent his time reading books and such and picked up some knowledge that way.
Otherwise yeah, bit stupid how he somehow managed to survive despite how dangerous Jumanji apparently is
>enter kinoplex wearing my xl trenchcoat with 2 dozen toblerone bars inside
>buy ticket
>buy a small popcorn and a soda as to not arouse suspicion from the kinocops
>approach my designated theater
>as soon as I think I'm home free, a k9 kino unit rounds a corner and the dog chases me
>dog trips me, sends my toblerone flying
>kinocops see, detain me
>they sentence me to 1 year of cleaning the manlet pit and crab debris off the complimentary anvil section
Anyone else have bad experiences at their kinoplex lately?
>>83715843
this meme isn't even funny anymore and if it was you certainly killed it with that terrible post
>>83715885
well howdy there reddit
thanks for joining us tonight
>>83715843
What is the Bang's root beer of Television and Film?
Fuck you OP I'm on the bus and I'm so fucking thirsty right now.
haha look mommy I made that thread again
The joke is he called it bangs not bargs.
Zoom! Zoom! Zoom! Yeah, Zoom Zoom Zoom!
EEEEEEEUUUURRRRGGGGHHH!?
Really /tv/? This doesn't pique your interest at all?
>Goodfellas
>They were not Goodfellas
What are some tricky movie names?
bad boys
>>83715340
>The God Father
>No mention of religion
never ending story
*stares at you*
>>83715338
*fucks your wife*
*fucks everyone in white house*
*analyzes everyone like i have some genius understanding of the world even though im a shitty video game reviewer*
*drags out your scene*
he was good in Boardwalk Empire, waste of an actor in HoC
>>83715444
he-he-he
so do all they do in this show is shit on religion?
i dont even know what podcast that is but you some kind of oversensitive faggot OP?
idk all I ever heard them do is yell reddit-tier jokes over one another. Unlistenable numale garbage.
>>83715248
I listened to a few random episodes, none of which had anything to do with religion. There was however a lot of reading of wikipedia summaries and embarrassing improv passing as humor.
Right is the patrician option
Chris Pine should do a war movie with Agent Boobs
Remember when Chis Pine cried like a baby listening to gospel music?
>>83715043
Fuck off DCuck go prep your wonder bull.
hey /tv/ pls post movies with loser protags so i can relate
i'll start
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
>>83715003
Anything with Seth Rogan in it
>>83715003
pretty much everything Charlie Kaufman has written two bees honest
the mods have forsaken us
they've forgotten their purpose
Maybe they're on strike? I heard they don't get paid very well.
I think it's been most likely that the actual spammers have become janitors because it's been a long time now that horrible threads will stay up for hours, if not even last until post-count-limit.
I wouldn't wish the meaningless purpose of a board janitor on anyone (by all means, have a LIFE), but if any anon who cares about moderating this place WERE interested, I wish he'd take the job and clean this shit up.
The pedoposters just need to be locked up already. Will happen eventually, but just do them a favor and put them out of their misery.