MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO
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>>83720875
lol what if instead it was MORPHEUS IS F*CKING NEO?
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>>83720875
Fucking niggers.
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Why is it so hard to commit to a series like Twin Peaks or Westworld, but it's so easy watching shows like Deadliest Catch or River Monsters?
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Maybe it's hard for a brainlet like you
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You actually have to pay attention
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>>83720813
Because you're an idiot
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Name a film with better visuals aesthetics
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>>83720531
Anything directed by Stanley Kubrick and Akira Kurasawa
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>>83720531
Interstellar
How many 3D Physicists have helped your kino create a literal black hole?
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Anything directed by welles, bunuel, hitchcock, fellini, bergman, ozu, spielberg, peckinpah, godard, truffaut, dreyer, bresson, kurosawa, imamura, ichikawa, mizoguchi, visconti, troell, ford, hawks, eisenstein, tarkovsky, vertov, renoir, murnau, sternberg, lang, griffith, scorsese, coppola, chabrol, rohmer, leone, tavernier, kusterica, yimou, kubrick, wilder, wyler, wajda, polanski, rosselllni, desica, antonioni, bertolucci, clouzot, carol reed, boorman, demille, eastwood, kiarostami, szabo, jansco, depalma, vigo, donen, lean, and satyajit.
To name just a few
>>83720862
Kill yourself
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Why is Jupiter in the Seinfeld logo?
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>>83720502
Because Seinfeld is out of this world
BEEP BOP DIPPY DO WOP
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Because a galaxy far far away was actually hell.
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>>83720502
>this shitty thread again
it's saturn, which you already knew
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What's the best youtube kino ever made?
My vote goes to pic related
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It starts funny but then it gets fucking depresing
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>>83720391
Deffinatelly the dilbert saga.
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https://youtu.be/qV0I-iA5lJU
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I don't care how crazy and loopy she is, I would take care of that nutcase and give her the best she she could ever fathom
I get triggered watching her put up with Michael
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>>83720221
She had a nice pair of bolts desu
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>>83721008
Hell yeah she does.
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>>83720221
It's not worth it, bruh. I was with a girl that spent thousands of dollars a month on her cosmetic bullshit. Unless the bitch wants to pay for it herself, fuck that high maintenance shit.
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ITT: Home Invasion Kino 2017-06-09 02:23:22 Post No.83720163
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You're Next is fun.
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problem child v home alone: dawn of pizza
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Kidnapped (2010)
People at my screening booed when it was over.
Why can't plebs into ambiguity? Why do they need everything spelled out for them/shown to them? Sometimes the scariest things and the things we don't see, which is the case in this film.
Also this is a general It Comes At Night thread, anyone else see this kino?
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>>83720090
i usually come at night also
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>>83720459
Please stay on topic, thank you.
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>>83720459
are they selling the room or the girl?
Are there any movies about evil golddiggers getting their way by seducing naive billionaires?
(MODS for the love of god please dont ban, Im seriously asking for movies with this genre, if this is against the rules give me a warning, my previous ridiculous ban literally just ended)
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Main character isn't a billionaire but still a movie about gold diggers. Ending makes it worth it.
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Heartbreakers
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>>83720082
I don't think that in the current political climate these films get around much, but
>Pretty Woman?
>Maid in Manhattan?
>The Stepford Wives
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was anything about this show funny other than the music videos?
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yeah everything else
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if you smoke weed
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Fuck off Reddit
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/tv/ what was television and movies like in the 90s?
I was born in 1999 so I don't really remember.
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>>83719982
Movies and TV have done a 180 starting about 99. TV was traditionally shit except for a few jems. Now movies are mostly shit and TV is where the good stuff is. Before 99 you would never see anything even remotely close to the same quality as Narcos, GoT, Black Mirror. Decent TV was arguably started by The Sopranos.
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>>83719982
Magical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xICmPAV3JdA
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>>83719982
I miss film. Real film in real cameras. Digital pictures and video are cold, like 5000k LED lights.
To answer your question, 90s tv was mostly network comedy and drama. Very safe, very bland with few exceptions.
Indy movies were popular, which wad nice. One of my local theaters had small screens in large rooms with couches and chairs. I went there a lot.
On the other hand, too many 90s movies had really bad cgi. I saw a lot of movies in regular theaters that looked like shit because someone wanted all their vfx done with a video toaster.
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Robert Eggers who made VVitch is remaking Nosferatu. Will it be good you thinj anon? 2017-06-09 02:16:05 Post No.83719981
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Robert Eggers who made VVitch is remaking Nosferatu. Will it be good you thinj anon?
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>>83719981
no. no more remakes pls.
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>>83719981
Remake of an already remade movie kino.
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>>83719981
>make one successful,get handed a classic
Really shows how desperate hollywood is.
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How do you handle pissing in movie theaters?
Do you get it sorted out before the movie starts?
Do you step out mid-movie?
Hold it in until the end?
Piss in a cup during the movie?
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I go during intermission.
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We have intervals here.
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If you cant hold a piss for 3 hours you're either a woman or an old fuck.
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Which Alien film had the coolest Xeno /tv/? 2017-06-09 02:09:55 Post No.83719807
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Which Alien film had the coolest Xeno /tv/?
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>>83719807
The correct answer is 1986
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>>83719850
No you retard, the correct answer is 1997
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The movie was shit, but the Xeno design in AvP was the best
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"Bunch of _____ _____ _______" around here.
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Bunch of shit posting memers around here.
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Bunch of flap jack lovers around here.
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dingleboppin snowflake eaters