went to see alien: covenant and first time at the movies in months...
>15 minutes in, at least 10 people on their phones with screens at full brightness
>25 minutes in: guy falls asleep and starts snoring inhumanly loud
> 40 minutes in: black kids walk in and choose to sit behind me and can't stop talking the entire time, yelling stuff like "yo! muh niggu! he gotz da PAT-oh-juhn and shietttt."
Good reminder of why I stopped going to the movies. Also, the ticket was $14 for a standard film.
>uhfahha wut DA fuck Did that whity just tell that nigga to blow him what the FUCK Dawg this shit So fucking GAY fuck
>>83723831
You gotta check for the better theaters in your area. Smaller, quieter places you might not normally look.
>>83723960
There are none. Just two AMCs in the big city and one Showcase in my little suburb.
I am dan schneider ask me anything i will answer any thing and tell the truth
Are you related to Rob Schneider?
DAN SCHNEIDER
WHERE ALL MY BITCHES AT
>>83723823
What's with all the feet stuff in your shows?
What was this character's endgame?
Kill the boy, eat the bum's beans
fucking that boywith no survivors
to pennis dennis
Okay there's just one thing about this film I don't understand. Was Dick Laurent actually dead?
>>83723682
i watched this for the first time, probably the most confusing lynch film ive seen, and i understand every other one ive seen.
>>83723682
The question is who is Dick Laurent at any given time. Also, Robert Blake knows a thing or two about dead people
>>83724043
watch it 10 times
it turns out to be one of lynch's most logically consistent products
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Get high and turn off all the lights and watch this tonight?
*peaks at u*
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
What went wrong?
my life
she stopped loving me and its been a downward spiral ever since
>>83723632
For me? Inconsistency. I was okay with Star Trek 2009 and even on board with the idea of the whole alternate timeline branching off from the moment Nero's ship arrived in the past. But Into Darkness didn't play by the rules they'd set up. Suddenly we have Khan, a character from the 20th century, well before the beginning of the Kelvin timeline and he's nothing like the Khan we know. So then they started saying it was an alternate universe even before the Narada incident.
Besides the timeline issues, it's absolutely typical of Abrams throw some catastrophe into the mix like the destruction of Vulcan and then do next to nothing with the consequences.
JJ and company go for flashy spectacles but they're horrible at universe building. That's why the Kelvin timeline movies couldn't really go anywhere and why the state of the galaxy makes so little sense in Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Mike thread
I need images of him
Why do wise mentor leaders always have a beard
Because it's cool, fuck you.
>commies
>wise
>>83723400
its called an archetype you retarded nigger
This was kino
DUDE
LIKE
INTERCONNECTIVITY
WOAH
That was a pretty sweet rifle.
There are people on this board who unironically think Forrest Gump is really Little Forrest Jr.'s legitimate father.
Forrest Cuck never even got to fuck Jenny, I'm pretty sure. Also how come Gump and Lt. Dan are millionaires but can only land an AIDS hooker and a Kim Jong looking wife?
Even if Forrest had sex with her there are the genes about about 300 other random males of varying ethnicities and races in that little fag's brainstem due to his mother being a cum dumpster skank
>>83723938
Uhh that's not how it works. She can get fucked by 100 guys at once, but the egg will only accept one sperm cell
How many movies have you seen in theaters this year?
I've seen...
>Rings
>Fist Fight
>Get Out
>Logan
>Kong: Skull Island
> Fate of the Furious
>Alien: Covenant
>Wonder Woman
I don't waste my money on tickets.
>going the cinema
>paying for movies
>tripfaging
Jesus Christ dude, how have you not killed yourself.
>>83722955
i dont pay to watch flicks i only watch films at the theaters
> Budget: $69 million
> Box Office: $79.6 million
dwayne 'the rock' johnson is awesome. dwayne 'hollywood actor' johnson is good support
T. DISCONNECTED CRITIC
its a RAUNCHY r-rated lil comedy for the FANS, not for HATERS or critics #LITTY
>>83722935
Needed more bare breasts, but otherwise okay
>Francis, I'm a woman. It's my turn.
Remember when this show started out really good and then turned to shit after like the 2nd season?
Why did she mouth the word "Francuck" at him when he was doing his forth wall monologue about the presidential oath?
The original hair style she had made her hot as fuck to me, why did they changed it? also her older woman baldness is way more fucking pronounced like this.
How the fuck am i supposed to watch a show about magic politicians if i can't mantain a boner watching an old woman give long overly rendundant monologues.
>A guitar destroyed by Kurt Russell's character was not a prop but an antique 1870s Martin guitar loaned by the Martin Guitar Museum. According to sound producer Mark Ulano, the guitar was supposed to have been switched with a copy to be destroyed, but this was not communicated to Russell; everyone on the set was "pretty freaked out" at the guitar's destruction, and Leigh's reaction was genuine, though "Tarantino was in a corner of the room with a funny curl on his lips, because he got something out of it with the performance." Museum director Dick Boak said that the museum was not told that the script included a scene that called for a guitar being smashed, and determined that it was irreparable. The insurance remunerated the purchase value of the guitar. As a result of the incident, the museum will no longer loan guitars to film productions.
>>83722727
Based desu
>>83722727
Who the fuck cares
Its just a guitar you pussies
>>83722727
Leigh's "whoa whoa whoa!!" is so genuine I love it.
Hey, Earl.
>>83722640
Hey, Crustacean Boy.
>>83722640
Hey, Vern.
>>83722640
I actually sort of miss this show.