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Just rewatched these fun movies. She really did love Sparrow didn't she?
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>deriving joy from movies
wtf is wrong with you
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>>83729772
I'm a sadist
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>>83729754
No?
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If you didn't like this movie you're a sexist simple as that.
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>>83729607
>Daniel Day-Lewis
What?
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Both the left and right are insufferable little faggots now
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I disliked it because I'm racist, not sexist.
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John Wick 2 sucks here is why 2017-06-09 09:33:46 Post No.83729488
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John Wick 2 sucks here is why
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>everyone belongs to the ass-assin club
>the hobos cleaning the subway? yep assassins
>2 dudes hanging out at the bar, yep assassins
>everyone who sits in the park, yep also assassins
what the fuck was keanu reeves thinking?
the script fucking sucks and so does the movie resulting from it.
John Wick 1 was alright, but 2 is absolutely fucking shit tier (when it comes to the lore, the action was alright I guess)
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>>83729488
What? Stop taking it so seriously you autist, it's meant to be a fun action flick and achieves that by being 90% cool action scenes.
You're the kind of person who turned Alien into fucking Prometheus. Actual "lore" or any other kind of inevitably pretentious attempt at a deep narrative is the exact opposite of what a movie like this needs.
KYS
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the movie's own lore sucks because I refuse to accept it since I'm a boring faggot!
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>>83729529
go to bed keanu, your fucking movie sucks fucking ass.
>john wick gets saved by hobo assassins who are led by Morpheus
nigger please
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What was he telling him?
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Matrix joke
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>>83729358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0elmPjQQ2E
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>>83729358
>Remember when we had that threesome with Carrie Anne Moss?
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So why was there wheat on the planet?
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>>83729094
He knows wheat
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>>83729094
to make bread
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>>83729094
Why was there breathable air????
Because of the wheat you dipshit. Wheat is a plant. Plants make oxygen.
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What do you guys think of Brooklyn Nine Nine? Cringey or funny?
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>>83729078
A little of both, varies greatly by episode, with more bad than good. Angie Tribeca is more amusing.
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>>83729078
I like it.
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It's okay. Gina drags the show down though, especially when they resolve a plot using her as an ex-machina sort of device.
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I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers
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was he talking about african men who smoke crack and are tough/crazy/cruel/hardcore guys, a condition only exacerbated by aforementioned crack use?
I only just realized now what "pipe-hittin' niggers" means
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>>83729071
No he was talking about his 2 cousins who work for the water department.
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>>83729071
Thats what I always assumed yeap.
Although I'm not an expert on street lingo.
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Hypothetically, given our current level of technology, how do we deal with these things?
Especially if there's evidence they have already infiltrated more than three hundred miles from their site of first contact.is the new one is shit?
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>>83728963
Has how long these things can last without a food supply ever been addressed? I know they eat their victims in some cases, but is that for actual survival or pleasure? If it's the former we should build shelters/vaults like in Fallout and nuke the world in hopes that may kill them/the animal food source off, and hope that people can survive in whatever state the world is in after the vaults open. We don't have the technology to exterminate them using just guns effectively, especially because they reproduce so fast.
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>>83728963
build a wall
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We killed species accidentially before. If we put our back into it nothing can withstand. Especially not with a life cycle that retarded
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Is she a slut?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oMcFupuL78
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>>83728782
No.
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>>83728782
Easy with the slut-shaming, bros
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>>83728811
>>83728834
Now that Scarlett has voiced her opinion, does anyone else wanna answer?
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Do you like Baewatch?
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TIDDYZ: 10/10
ASS: 0/10
EYES: 9/10
LIPS: 5/10
LEGS: 6.5/10
ARMS: 7/10
HAIR: 7.5/10
don't @ me
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>>83728839
>eyes only 9/10
that's how i know you're full of shit.
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@83728839
>EYES: 9/10
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Why didn't they both just sleep in the hibernation pod in the infirmary?
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Why didn't your mom just abort you?
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why didnt chris pratt just jerk off over the space pod that what i wish he wouldve done i wouldve licked the tv right up
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why didnt he murder her and wake up the next hot girl
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Twilight General
Discuss the amazing but aamzingly underrated movies here.
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Twilight suck lol
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would YOU sleep with the director of your film?
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>>83729003
This is the guy
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This is my first ever post on /tv/, I've been posting on /sp/ and /pol/ since 2012
This is the best show on TV, and your board sucks compared to the two aforementioned boards
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>>83728573
So you're a redittor? Sage
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I sincerely hope it's your last post, mongoloid
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>>83728573
post-2015 /pol/ is terrible and full of newfags and normalfags
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>Season 1: Got shit half-way through. Garbage ending
>Season 2: le edgy Indian man and le stronk old womyn. Absolutely fucking boring story
>Season 3: So far so kino
If they don't fuck up the last two episodes this might be one of the finest shows ever made
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>>83728464
i agree. im loving the cthulhu vibes from varga. i didnt like the heaven bowling alley scene with god though... too tacky
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3>2>1
Varga>Malvo>Hanzee>All Gehardts>Milligan
Lou>Molly>Gloria
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>>83728464
Neck yourself. Fargo has been pure gold since the beginning.
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EY RICK
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MUSK YUSUMTH
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M"ask u somfn
Also this show shouldn't have made it past the pilot episode, which I remember being really good
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This show is still going on?