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>>83787215
>rape
>in a Disney movie for children

This is bait right

>>83787215
Just look at her, why would you want to rape that?

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>>83787290
>violent murders throughout the film
>women, children, brutally killed
>slavery, mass genocide, nazi symbolism
>can't show a rape off-screen or even allude to it
seriously, who was in the wrong here?

Tasteful and erotic panty scenes.

hopefully my dick

hopefully >>83787504's dick

>>83787035
VVitch senpai

>>83787035
vvitch

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>>83787035
That's not the image I wanted to post.

party rocked

>>83786900
nuffin

GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT

>>83786876
What's next are we going to mourn the man that put brake fluid on pizza?

I just had a Hawaiian pizza the other day I must have killed him

>>83786876
>Breaking news
>American man invented pineapples

More like

DEH

BOOM! BIG REVEAL HARRY!

I'M SNAKE VOLDEMORT!

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Deh? More like one of deh dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

What is this map trying to imply?
Is the smog a ghost town, a place where people go to never return?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wqfcwgT0Ds

>>83787136
It means its an industrial area with little residential component

Hopefully BLACKED

imagine brushing your lips over her arm hair

Her next move will be reenacting the urine scene from Bitter Moon with me.

The fuck is kino?

>>83786387
it means "cinema"

It's shit

>>83786270
Kino

>>83786270
Idk. You tell me since you watched it

>>83786270
Authentic capekino.

Everything went downhill for Kevin Smith the moment he started smoking weed.

>>83786179
hive mind

Clerks and Mall Rats were okay.

But I was a teenager in the 90s.

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>>83786116

cummies in the belly

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>>83786092
Hopefully having a role in the Hanna TV Series

>>83786092
So let's cut to the chase, is she naked in anything?

>>83785862
Kys

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>>83785862
>character has a clear shot of their enemy, looks like its all over...
>*click*
>out of ammo

>>83785862
>Hey careful with that other gun
>don't worry it's not loaded either
>"BAM"
>"and your OTHER oops"

absolutely based

They never had strong father figures in their lives and so project fascistic tendencies on males they don't even know.

he talked about jews while being drunk so he's obviously a hit- trump fan