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Mysterious Monsters (1975)

The Everest rollercoaster at the Animal Kingdom in Disney world

>>83858167
But I agree.

horror movies suck

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I come at night too, I always wake up at 3am to rub one out and take a piss.

EVERY DAY I'M HUSTLIN'

THIS was the best episode of Recess:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7884013

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The one where T.J. and Mikey have to put in work on some niggers that creeped on them on the basketball court earlier in the episode.

The lack of sugar got to him

a galaxy far far away was actually hell

>>83857646
how2getout.png

>>83857238

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU RE FUNNY OP HAHAHAHA OOOH STOP HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what is this called

>>83857264
I'm serious, the atmosphere alone is done to perfection. They just didn't have the tech in the 70s to do that.

>>83857089
These threads are awful

>>83857089
OP makes a thread
>SUCK COCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT starts playing

I'm so fucking done with /tv/ holy shit

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no tits = best tits tho

pic semi-related

They wouldn't

They tone it down because a bit of flab on cam is considered fat to young girls.

>>83857091
Who is this semen demon?

>>83856667

it's strange if Finn is the fist male i really want to fuck until i open his butcheeks and see my semen dripping out of his ass?

>>83856736
...I'm not sure if that is supposed to be a question. It's got a question mark at the end, but it's structured as a statement. Are you asking if that's strange? I mean, I guess. If you are, presumably, over the age of 18 and Finn is the first human male that you've had homosexual inclinations toward in your entire life, then yes. That's less than typical, but human sexuality is complex.

>>83856667
I'm going to throw up

>>83856480
bump

>>83856480
haha no

>>83856480
I heard they updated the achievements, maybe I should play again.

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y..you too

>and your OTHER min wage job LMAO

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>"Sh-she bought them while I was parking"
>"She didn't buy one for you"
>"uh..."
>"Sir?"
>"ya, she did. I'm gonna wait for her over here. She must be in the bathroom or something. bye."

because arry freed him from the zoo you dip

>>83856170
Autism.

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For helping him escape from one of the dullest franchises in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

GUARDS! SEIZE THIS THIEF!

>>83856155
You can't have my popcorn bitch.

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>why are you such a dick anon? i'm going to take one anyway

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>>83855902
>Why are black women so fucking annoying?
ftfy

>>83855902
>Why are the black women so fucking annoying?
Because they're not orange.

>>83855902

> Why are the black women so fucking annoying?

> black

you answer your own question OP

>>83855845

Kojima's Bitch

Bella Thorne

he has such weird lips

>>83855823

Gimmick´s never say die

>>83855823
disney will kill him soon

>>83855823
>but I think we're reaching a point of oversaturation
t. everyone for the last 3 years.

but somehow millions still watch that garbage