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I bet more people fapped to the sex scene (which is basically softcore pornography) than ever cared about the characters, plot, themes or production

it has more value as porn than a real movie

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2017-09-03 04:24:02 Post No.87255135
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Anonymous 2017-09-03 04:24:02 Post No. 87255135 [Report] [View this topic]

>remake comes out
>it completely ruins the original movie

what are some instances of this happening other than It and The Thing?

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Anonymous 2017-09-03 04:32:29 Post No.87255436
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>end my life

Anonymous 2017-09-03 04:34:02 Post No.87255498
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>>87255135

genwun jessie still gets me hard.

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>>87255135
>don't change meowth's design
>make Jesse ugly and James even MORE ugly

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2017-09-03 04:22:27 Post No.87255078
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Anonymous 2017-09-03 04:22:27 Post No. 87255078 [Report] [View this topic]

why did they make Thorin such an asshole in the movie

>Book Thorin: is a bro to bilbo, arrives with the other dorfs because he is not a snob, 3 dorfs fall over him when entering the door he doesn't even get mad
>Movie Thorin: a cunt to bilbo, arrives late and alone and kills the mood in the house

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Anonymous 2017-09-03 04:31:21 Post No.87255389
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>>87255078
Literally not true. They arrive in groups of 1-3 and Thorin get there with Gandalf, as 2 last ones.

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>>87255078
Yeah he was a total cunt in the movies

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Anonymous 2017-09-03 05:06:25 Post No.87256622 [Report]

I don't even want to be reminded of those movies. I don't think I've ever been that disappointed in something I was genuinely looking forward to.

I remember sitting in the cinema for An Unexpected Journey and they played some LOTR music in the intro and I almost teared up because it reminded me of seeing Fellowship in 2001, and I thought I was gonna be treated to three more masterpieces filled with love and creativity.

Fuck the Hobbit trilogy. Let's all forget it ever happened.

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Anonymous 2017-09-03 04:22:23 Post No. 87255076 [Report] [View this topic]

Bruce, it's me! Barbara!

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Anonymous 2017-09-03 04:38:15 Post No.87255642
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>>87255076
We'll watch this meme with great interest.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jhEe9nr-Js

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Bane, it's me! CIA!

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2017-09-03 04:21:09 Post No.87255031
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Anonymous 2017-09-03 04:21:09 Post No. 87255031 [Report] [View this topic]

What went wrong?

I only just watched both movies.

The 2nd one was a lot worse in my opinion

>groot did nothing the entire movie, istead of having him grow back to his full size and being badass
>stallon appears, I can't understand anything he's saying
>to much talking and shit, it's a capeshit movie the story isn't gonna carry it, the less of that shit the better
>even more cliche story an dialogue, half the time I knew the exact line they were going to say before they said it
>he might've been your father, but he's not your daddy - where the fuck did this shit come from, suddenly he's his foster fucking dad that always loved him or something
>main dude doesn't get some of that green pussy
>the whole celestial whatever thing was pretty shit in general

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yeah but it had prime gold pusy

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i'm glad I don't have this level of autism and can't understand context and emotions of a cape flick

Anonymous 2017-09-03 04:28:32 Post No.87255298
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The movie was gonna make money anyways, so why put any effort.

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Anonymous 2017-09-03 04:20:11 Post No. 87254994 [Report] [View this topic]

>THE CGI WILL BE FIXED IN POST!

Has this ever actually happened?

I'd also like evidence to support the claim

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>>87254994
Trailer

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>>87254994
>>87255566
Theatrical

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>>87254994
the trailer

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Anonymous 2017-09-03 04:19:45 Post No. 87254983 [Report] [View this topic]

I can't think of anything worse than a Godzilla movie

Actually I can, having to WATCH a Godzilla movie

They are, in my opinion, the bottom of the barrel when it comes to entertainment. Do people actually like watching two grown men have a slap and tickle fight in rubber suits? It's like adults still watching WWE. Fucking embarrassing.

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